Leftist Argument Simulator

I'll play as the non-lefty.
Anyone here, play as a lefty.

Come at me, bros

There is nothing wrong with having an open marriage

You're racist, die nazi.

Closed borders would ruin our economy. Open borders provide our companies with employees with a wide range of diverse qualifications and also the cultural knowledge how to connect with new export markets.

(Damn, I sound like Merkel herself...)

your digits tell me that youre a faggot

We should open our borders to multiculturalism

A pluralistic society cannot exist if the process of uniformization due to mono-ethnical domination and assimilation isn't stopped. Diversity by the means of migration is the final solution.

We should reform the school system to allow all disadvantaged children a chance at getting a proper education.

Money doesn't need to have value, so a theft-based society can totally work because I say so.

>Come at me, bros
Race is a social construct

What if your wife gets pregnant with a man. Do you want to raise another man's child?
Nah
America is pretty diverse already, we have a diverse amount of Olympic medals, technological achievements, been to the moon, have a diverse amount of wealth and culture. Have completely open borders and you'll also invite 3rd-world IQ and 3rd-world crime. There needs to be a filter.
Says the guy with nothing.
Sweden has. They are the rape capital of the EU.

How much will you personally have to dish out for that wall Mexibro?

It was her turn

Are your Somali niggers equivalent to our Mexi niggers?

nazi

Good luck with that, nobody wants to volunteer to go to Mexico nigger. Btw, how much can I put you down for on that wall?

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kek

SHE WON
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD DRUMPFTARD!!!!!

But OP, why would you be against immigration? Don’t you know that these same people will give back tax dollars into our country, thus making it wealthier.

We should not be allow to have guns anymore considering how powerful they have become. Most of the available weapons back in the founding fathers time were peashooters.

Note: leave the first amendment argument out of this and "muh freedom". Dismantle the argument by factual flaws.

Who says a pluralistic society is even good? America has one way true way, the American way. Pro-freedom and the rule of law. It's so good, everyone's trying to come over here.
Money is a concept. You cannot get rid of it. So what is it? It's just a thing used to hold value and exchange for goods and services. What is that thing? It could be any "thing." Since the dawn of time, people, throughout a variety of cultures, have made precious metals, their choice of money.

In different situations, you may have different money.
In Diablo 2, it was gold, but then it got hyperinflated. Then the new money was "stone of Jordan" ring. This was not chosen by Blizzard but by basic economics and the people. It had many properties that allowed easy trade when compared to other objects in that game. In prison, people use porn mags and cigarettes. In North Korea, it was food.

As for the theft-based society idea, it would piss any normal person off to have a person just come up and take whatever they worked for. I would imagine a lot of grievances and violence. Wouldn't it make you angry?

There are differences between IQ and what country they were born. I find it strange that a variety of birds with minor differences can be classified as being a different race, but for us humans to have major differences such as skin color, we're all the same?

If we were all the same, how is it that every continent has had major advancements in civilizations except Africa? Has there been one major city built in Africa?

Mexicans can’t get a damn thing right. Smh

not even close. Mexi niggers may be dumb, but they at least have a small amount of common sense. Somali niggers are completely free of all self-awareness.

Do you think Warner will make a Static Movie with Gear? I would really like to see that.

Cut your dick off, cis scum

>Static movie
Aren’t movies by definition dynamic?

Blame it on Rio

Kek

we should have a Holocaust Memorial in every city in the world so that we never forget

>I find it strange that a variety of birds with minor differences can be classified as being a different race, but for us humans to have major differences such as skin color, we're all the same?

You mean species, right? Because differences between birds of a same species makes them a different sub-species, not an entirely different species. Think it like having a race and ethnicies in that race. You have Caucasians (Race) and members of that race are Europeans, Middle Easterners, Northern Africans, Northern Indians and some western Asian tribes. All belong to the same main group (Caucasoids) but minor differences separate them as different ethnic groups.

We have a 7/11 here when I forget cigarettes

How do you explain Al Gore then?

As a working class man, I am getting taxed 30%+. This amounts to tens of thousands of dollars per year. I am always dishing it out...

On a side note, even though the government takes so much, I still have an after-tax savings rate of 40%+ thanks to my low-consumption lifestyle.

Did you know that the San Diego coastline is being attacked by raw Mexican sewage and garbage today?

There was a good movie, Captain Phillips, about a giant cargo ship being taken over by Somali pirates. All pirates ended up being blasted or imprisoned.

Degeneracy is degeneracy no matter who you are, and you will live in abject poverty because of it. Your daughters will get raped. Your sons will get murdered. Your government will steal your money. It is the hell you chose.

She didn't win, that's why she isn't president. Her strategy was bad. Popular votes is not the goal. This is like losing a game of Overwatch with the highest kill count on your team. The goal was ALWAYS to capture the objective and don't say otherwise.

Also she campaigned very poorly compared to Trump, who was making 3-4 trips a day. She attacked the American people. People in her campaign paid people to instigate fights. She called Trump supporters, deplorable. How can someone so hateful even stand to be lovable?

I'm not against legal immigration. If you're here legally, then I don't mind.

If you're here illegally, then you need to go back. Stop collecting: free education, free healthcare, food stamps, welfare, and other goodies. Stop being a parasite. Stop committing crimes.

20%+ of federal prisons have illegals (From DHS site). It is estimated that there are millions of illegals in the US violating the law. Stop wasting all of our money.

When the Nazis rounded up the Jews, do you think any of them were anti-gun?

"Soy boy" isnLike, okay, "cuck" I can sort of understand. It's got that good hard "k" sound and sounds kinda like "fuck." Plus it has sexual connotations, and one of the major categories of profanity, from a historical linguistic perspective, is crude references to sex.

But "soy boy?"

1) No good sounds. It's round and pleasing.

2) The fact that it rhymes makes it sound sing-songy and childish.

3) It sounds like an actual product. Probably some vegan thing.

Like, can you even imagine anyone ever being stung by being called a "soy boy?" Fairy, yeah. Fag, sure. Even "beta" possibly.

But soy boy?

Soy boy?!

What's next? Tingle-tongle? Wizzle-wang? At what point do alt-right insults constitute a Dr. Seuss book? Oh those splenduforous soyboys and their Sorosian sangs. Libcucks and ribcucks and femoids that twang.'t even a good insult desu

Men already have their own birth control: condoms. The only reason you fear being trapped by pregnancy is because you don't want to use condoms.
I hate, hate, hate the weird birth control arguments meant to make men out to be victims since they don't have non-barrier birth control. Yes, it would feel better if you did have a pill (except personally, I think if their pill had the same side effects as women's, it wouldn't be nearly as popular, not in the least bit because men aren't actually informed about women's birth control), but don't act like you don't already have a method with 99.9% success. Condoms in combination with the pull out method means pregnancy is virtually impossible.

This sentiment really grinds my gears because it's operating on the premise that the onus is automatically on women to have successful birth control, and any failure on her birth control is completely her fault. And of course, perhaps her intention because women just want to trap men with pregnancy, amirite?

Pregnancy is always her fault, sometimes even intentionally, even though you were the one that put semen in her. Literally because you didn't think the alternative would feel as good.

Well (((they))) are now. Besides that was war time! We are in a new era which is very anti-war and people don't need guns!

Soy boi detected

We should end nuclear energy since we don't have any means to deal with its waste for thousands of years.

Through history, all bad things have always come from the 1%

Avg IQ: 88
I would only hope so. But to see a white man NOT ONLY getting along with a black man, but teaming up with him to fight for the greater good?? That goes against the narrative. If we ever see a Static Shock movie, they'll probably turn Gear married to a thick black woman and turn him into a cuckold.
You first
This guy...
Checked, Double-D's.
I don't want to pay for that. The whole world is filled with tragic events. Do we have to make a memorial everywhere about every tragedy that happened? Billions of people have died up until now.
I'm not a race scientist

we should exterminate bees because they sting if you pick one up

It's funny how incel/anti-feminists dismiss terms like "toxic masculinity" but the character of "Chad" that they hate is a perfect embodiment of the concept.

>first amendment
I hope that's a part of your larp. But even if you're leaving out the second amendment...
>peashooters
Black powder muskets and rifles are no joke. They will do serious damage to you.

That aside, an armed population can never be enslaved or killed en masse by their government. An armed and trained population leaves the power of self defense in the hands of the people which leads to reduced crime, fewer insurrections, and protection from foreign invasion and a tyrannical government.

What I do in my bedroom is my business.

Love triumphs over hatred.

Oh when I said 1st amendment, i meant the whole "WELL YOUR PHONE AND TV DIDN'T EXIST SO IS THAT OUTDATED???" argument.

Haha wow, this thread. I can't even.

Mine too if you were my neighbor

I see. I thought you were mocking liberals' complete ignorance on gun issues

If you are loyal to constitutional government, the printing press vs Internet first amendment argument is a valid argument. The left is not loyal to the constitution, though, and believes in neither free speech nor firearms rights. They seek to ban both because it is a threat to the globalist communist kleptocracy they wish to establish

Did you just assume my sexuality?

>It's just so...UGH
>Could you, like, not? K thanks

>be me
>in my neighbor’s backyard at night
>pants down at my ankles jpg
>cellphone inna pants pocket
>watching daughter shower fapfapfap
>phone rings
Hard to run with your pants around your ankles with phone ringing and now, dog barking

I find it funny how you retarded NEETs have to larp as a normal human being. Where is all of your humanity and how can you be driven by so much hate? We've seen what it can lead to by the example of the nazis and your wanting to repeat this shows me that you're just not living in the real world.

Naaa ... i’ve seen that feminine penis before

no homo

>The fact that most CEOs are white proves the patriarchy exists!
>The fact that most media companies are run by jews is just because they are smart!

In that case, I have some antifa literature that I would like to show you.

Come by later. And bring the vodka. I make a great soy White Russian.

All people are equal, everything is a social construct!

>niggers running a business
what could possibly go wrong?

We don't produce much nuclear waste. There's plenty of land everywhere. There's even outer space.
You're from a westernized country which puts you at the top 1% relative to the planet.

What bad things? Are you talking about: art, culture, wealth, raised standard of living, technology, entertainment, advanced medical care?

You are so caught up looking at the negatives that you forget about the positives.

Lefts can't stop losing.

Don't be so defensive.

You're projecting.

I’ll bring the cheese pizza

Good thread concept dude

Enjoyed the bantz...

We need bees to help pollinate our plants. Without them, we'd have to rely on the wind and other bugs. They are a net benefit to our ecosystem.

They hate "Chad the idea" because they can't even come close to reaching "it."

I don't think anyone wants to know that business.

There is no waking up from this nightmare.

Whites are the majority. Doesn't it make sense for them to make the majority of CEOs if everything is "equal?"

If they were all equal, then how am I more capable than some of them? There are differences in people. Even kids know this.

Outer space?
What if if Falcon Neins onna launchpad?

>I am not a race scientist

M8...

Bee ideology is of a collective nature. Are you saying you endorse communism?

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I personally wouldn’t leave any child’s behind alone. You should see my basement

You're a fucking white male!!!

America should become a communist nation because they have benefitted from very low wage labor in China

What a coincidence, so am I
small world eh?

That makes no sense are you high?

Well everyone, that was fun.

But I have to go now. I have things to do.

Next American flag to post is the new non-lefty.

I’m actually neither alt left or righ. I’m funny like that.

Have you seen the working conditions and living siuations of Chinese factory workers? Are you high?