Unbearable anime cliches

>using this attack will shorten your lifespan!!!
>nothing ever happens

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Light should have taken the eyes.

>Haha this character eats a lot and gets grumpy when they're hungry!
>Woah, watch out guys! This one eats candy all the time! What a loon!
>Haha this one is the lazy one! This one is always sleeping in places they shouldn't be sleeping in
>Hmm this character twizzles their hair all the time
>What a diverse and quirky bunch of characters!

>Nothing ever happens
Because the series doesn't show us their entire lives. They get hit with the side-effects in a decade or so.

>Gets grumpy when their hungry
Literally everyone ever

>let's all travel for 26 episodes to kill the demon lord
>finally reach the castle
>"wait MC , if you kill him... you will be just like him"

>Character dies
>Doesn't actually die because that would make some viewers sad

>GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE ........ THAT

>teenagers are the most powerful people in the world

>N-no.... It's the secret technique!

>side ponytail mom dies

>female teachers look maybe 2 years older than their students

>>using this attack will shorten your lifespan!!!
>>nothing ever happens

Jesus FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING CHRIST.

If you know the character you wrote is DISGUSTINGLY powerful, either embrace it and have the other characters acknowledge this openly, or change this shit and come up with something better.

Don´t just tack on an inconsequential piece of shit weakness to him that will never, EVER pose a serious obstacle to the character.

NOBODY FALLS FOR THIS RETARDED, LAZY-ASS TRICK ANYMORE.

STOP THIS SHIT.

>MC getting his ass handed to him in a fight
>doesn't fight back cause violence is wrong

why did you use meari's pic?

oh we can go further
>MC gets beaten daily by girls
>doesn't complain or anything

>I'll never lose to you as long as I have my friends. Because my friends ARE my power!

>character with almost no plot development dies
>extremely emotional scene followup to drive home the fact you are sad now
video games do this a lot too.

>MC gets beaten to shit
>power of friendship
>runs at the villian with everything he has
>villian is afraid and loses to the guy he was just soundly beating

>girls fondle each others breasts even in public places
>don't get called dykes by other girls and bullied all school year

>mc trips over air
>lands face first in girls crotch

>Girls fall in love with a bland and cowardly MC
and maintain friendship with rivals

>misunderstandings that could be resolved if two characters talked to each other for 10 seconds

>best girl doesn't win :^)

>that incident everyone knows from X years go

Everything. All anime is different amalgamations of cliches at this point. It's up to you if you hate yourself and want to sit through it.

>military shows up
>btfo by children

>characters are blowing shit up and generally being gods
>no-one else in the world seems to have heard of these people that can casually break mountains

>MC is a pervert
>kek so funny and selfaware! totally different than other harems!

>harems

>settings where there should be next to non female characters (eg millitary) have a cast composed of +50% female

>gaijin girl transfers and everyone loves her
Very contradictory as japan is one of the most xenophobic countries

...

O MY EMPEROR TIME

>Shows about X but with little girls
everytime

What's so bad about that?

Togashi really sticked the pages with gum and called it a day.

>auto-erotic asphyxiation isn't a real thing
>neither is spanking or hair pulling in that regard

wew, ultra-virgin OP coming through.I choked you're waifu. She splooshed all over me.

OP you could had just open a thread saying that Boku no Hero Academy is shit.

I think the pic was unrelated to the thread

OP you could had just open a thread saying that Hunter x Hunter is shit.

This pretty much sums up all the shit which is bad about anime.

>Gun swords
combination weapons were common back in the blackpowder era. It was mostly common with axes and daggers eing combined with large bore pistols. I know the Indian militaries prior to being conquered by Brits used them extensively. The closest thing to a repeating gun sword is a pic related( it's probably shit too).
Elgin Cutlass Pistol, adopted by the US Navy in 1838 and uses a .54 caliber projectile. The blade measured as an 11.5 inch Bowie Knife
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Bottom two are Indian Katar knives that were probably around the 18th or 19th century
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>prepubescent "head of esteemed family" gothic lolita with the token fugly stuffed toy beating and outsmarting experienced grown men

S-stop shitting on gunswords!

Misunderstandings.

>yuribait

>This attack can only be used once a day
>A villain exploits this by making him use it before a big fight to put the MC at a disadvantage

>MC still wins without any more trouble than his previous opponents.

>But MC doesn't

>character dies
>o my rubber nen starts palying

>unbearable anime cliches

I think having a thread about anime clichés every day is an unbearable anime cliché.

Akame ga Kill in one post

>two female characters fighting
>one is clearly outclassed, not able to land a single hit
>suddenly, teleports behind the enemy she couldn't touch a second ago and grabs her breasts

>World is dictated by a children's card game

But what if their friends literally are their power?

Kek

>student council has more power than anyone else

>all these retarded shounen cliches

Isn't this board for people 18 years and older? Why are you watching anime whose target audience is literally 12 years old?

lmao

>NOBODY FALLS FOR THIS RETARDED, LAZY-ASS TRICK ANYMORE.

>he didn't watch a shitload of shounen while he was a teen
sad

Doesn't contradict my time growing up in Japan.

>hint at super awesome transformation early on
>don't reveal it until two seasons later OR lol it was never real

you could start reading a shounen when you're 15 and not finish when you're 30. all the shounen i like reading finished except for hxh luckily and i don't want to read anymore of them either

Let me interrupt you to say that asphyxiation is a God tier fetish.

This is why immediate side effects are best, no one gives a fuck if the character is going to die 30 years from now instead of 50, no real drama there. but if you have their fucking arm cut off because they did something or got a new power then you're actually making the event impactful.

>Parents work overseas

lol

basically the plot behind most romance comedies

There's a guy I know who fucking hates this, I don't hate it but it makes me cringe every time because of how unnatural it feels and usually the misunderstanding becomes a core plot point.

>man I sure do need a shower
>let me walk into my bathroom at my home where there are no signs of any current occupants
>Oh whoops, I'll leave I did not suspect a woman to be naked / changing in my bathroom
>BAKA HENTAI EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>mc gets in robot
>is a fucking pro and kicks ass
>next episode MC can't control is properly and makes mistakes

>fireworks make love confession inaudible

Was about to post this one.

He's right about most things but my god some of this just nitpicky autism

>post-bath
>character is wide-stanced
>one hand on hip, the other gripping a glass bottle of milk
>character(s) chug the entire bottle
>exasperated sigh of relief as they finish the milk

That new monkey movie did it too with the gorilla.

Same for beer and sighing like they just drank a whole glass of whisky.

>A hereto unmentioned, unknown form of power or method of using power is introduced to explain power creep. This somehow gets retroactively added to characters who were already established as being some of the strongest people in the series' world despite never having been mentioned or used or shown.

But he's actually taking it into consideration and planning his usage accordingly.

There's really no excuse when we have series that show effects of the body breaking down or getting fucked up due to strong powers being used. It's just the writers trying to build up hype and not wanting to go the whole way.

Would watching anime shorten your lifespan?

If you're an unhealthy NEET, yeah.

>MC
>male
>sleeps a lot
>eats a lot
>keeps to himself most of the time until the plot allows him to
>the smartest one in the bunch

The shorter your lifespan the faster you're free from this suffering known as life

Why don't you just end it instead of wasting time here then?

>planning on having somebody else use it

The best kind of usage too.

Kurapika's Emperor Time apparently does that, as we recently found out. It's such fucking bullshit.

O, my nitro rice

>non-romance series
>MC is bland and likes main girl
>main girl is bland and likes MC
>the two start a bland relationship
is it really so hard to write personality other than "generic Japanese self-insert nice guy" or "big-titted airheaded bimbo"?

yeah im sure you like to jerk off to the "we just created a new war machine but it can only be piloted by 14 year old girls"

According to what's popular, yes

Hey I recognize that tale!