Talking snake

>talking snake
people DIED for this shit

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impeach blumpf

I bet jews are somehow responsible

wft? I HATE god now!

really fires up them neurons

The correct translation is sorcerer or trickster. Fuck knows how it ended up being translated as snake, but there’s a part in Revelation where king is translated as scorpion, so I want to know what kind of animal loving jew was translating this book.

because it refers to the Tribe of Snakes (DN, Dan, Den) which brought opiates and concepts of fiat currency from the east to the middle east as wandering gypsy shamans, literally wololo'ing across Asia and ended up founding Rome and conquering Europe on the backs of everyone else.
Their symbol is the snake, you'll see it everywhere and it's done purposefully

I could die for a talking snake.

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There was an Israelite tribe named Dan that populated the Nordic countries, but I think you’re talking about something else since Adam and Eve were alive long before the Israelites.

daily reminder that believing the bible is literally the same thing as believing the lord of the rings

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A being not from earth pretended to be something he wasn't to trick humans into stealing from the King. The King took his cool toys away from them and didn't help them because they stole from him.
Really not a difficult concept senpai.

The snake in the old testament is a spy that is stealing secrets/knowledge from the ‘old order’, aka the esoteric jews who were using mystery to confuse the masses and maintain order & and ruler/slave structured society.

People “died for it” because they got tired of living life on their knees; actually pretty noble. Jesus was the pinnacle of this concept - which is why in the old testament, the bad guy is referred to as the ‘morning star’, yet in the new testament jesus also identifies as the morning star - because its the same guy, in theory, standing at the crossroads of the elite and the masses

>Implying the Lord of the Rings isn't historical

From what I've gathered so far their history in the Middle East starts with the advent polytheism just before the 18th dynasty, aka Hyksos, who were later chased out of Egypt by the Hittite's and other forces. Their exodus became the Moses exodus story, their army was replaced by slave jews, and the plagues were also deus ex machina. It was too late for Egypt, by the time they were chased out monotheism took hold in order to replace the corrupt priest class, but Egypt was well on its way to collapsing after that.
The Tanakh is where the Adam and Eve story comes into play, its what became the foundation for the new Judaic religion and the Old Testament for Catholicism to follow.

Don't forget the unicorn!

But that doesn’t make sense, because then the Hyksos would be portrayed as the villain in the garden story and the hero in the Egypt story.

>>talking snake
Yes, reptilians are real

Synonymous of Rhino, retard.

>translated material from thousands of years ago
>doesn't see symbolism in the snake being Adam's dick and the forbidden fruit being sex.

Next generation:
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How to go to Heaven:
youtu.be/QmWlfaLONNw

Wait....

this, originally the art depicting the Garden Of Eden apple scene the serpent walked on 2 legs

lol why would sex organs created by God be forbidden?

That's absolutely wrong. God especially ask Adam BEFORE the sin to have children with Eve.

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>scene the serpent walked on 2 legs
I think that's just a metaphor for Liar.
Essentially the person depicted is such a liar that he's snake because all he can do is spit venom.

freaking trogdor smdh

Now Adam’s penis was the most crafty of all the brutes on the earth, which the Lord God made, and Adam’s penis said to the woman, Wherefore has God said, Eat not of every tree of the garden? 3 And the woman said to Adam’s penis, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden, 4 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. 5 And Adam’s penis said to the woman, Ye shall not surely die. 6 For God knew that in whatever day ye should eat of it your eyes would be opened, and ye would be as gods, knowing good and evil. 7 And the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes to look upon and beautiful to contemplate, and having taken of its fruit she ate, and she gave to her husband also with her, and they ate.

The old testament is guaranteed by the new testament which is guaranteed by the resurrection of Jesus which is guaranteed by the conviction of those witnesses of Christ who in the first decades of the Church who were martyred for their conviction, yes.

The Hyksos dynasty existed less than a thousand years before the Judaic Talmud was compiled (1600BCE vs 700BCE) and the Tanakh (Adam and Eve story) was created around 300BCE. Going back to the Tribe of DN, they're also known as the Pharisees and their army were the Canaanites. The Genesis story was created for the chattel class and used older stories like the epic of gilgamesh to create a newer version with Noah as the lead character.
Keep in mind the trick this tribe plays is using old legends to create a new belief system out of them then working from the chattel class upwards. Look at the world today and see how many different variations of the same belief system exist, it's all intentional, systematic, and by design.

I think those definitions came after.
Once the reptilian was known for the deceit then those labels came to be.

>Not realising it's a metaphor for sin
baka desu senpai

If you could be bothered to read the a few paragraphs you would know that afterwards the serpent was punished to crawl on its belly. Hence, it did not originally crawl on its belly.

snek story is cool though
it's the snek who taught us how to become like Gods

>kill others and blow yourself up while you’re at it
People DIED for this shit.

The serpent did not lie. God lied that Adam and Eve were going to die if touching the apple tree.

The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

the original definition of the word "sin" means "to forget" so the 'original sin' refers to us forgetting our true origin and history

>God lied that Adam and Eve were going to die if touching the apple tree.

Are you stupid? Are Adam and Eve still alive?

No.

>The English Biblical terms translated as "sin" or "syn" from the Biblical Greek and Jewish terms sometimes originate from words in the latter languages denoting the act or state of missing the mark; the original sense of New Testament Greek ἁμαρτία hamartia "sin", is failure, being in error, missing the mark, especially in spear throwing;[4] Hebrew hata "sin" originates in archery and literally refers to missing the "gold" at the centre of a target, but hitting the target, i.e. error.[5]

>sin
modern religions are guilt based, which is a powerful tool to get people to do what you want

in hebrew adam means mankind and eve means womankind, so to answer your question, yes we are still alive

So members of the human species do not die?

read my post again, I said it walked on 2 legs

Adam means ruddy in the face.

No one ever really dies user, just your body, which is just expanding matter.

It's all allegorical, the characters are representations of society as interpreted by the Tribe of DN. The point was to introduce shame into the cultural zeitgeist in order to control the population, so because womenkind are the corrupter humanity has to suffer.

Whatever you may think, what you said is not in the Bible. All men "really" die. It is only through Christ that our bodies will be resurrected so we have eternal life. We are not immortal disembodied spirits. Only God has immortality by nature.

No, death is not "allegorical".

Poking literal or scientific holes in religious texts doesn’t make you smart, it means you’ve missed the level of analysis required to interpret them.

Seven day creation
Talking serpent
Tree of knowledge
Man and woman made from dirt
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Sorry, not conceding because it's just a story.

You’re not making any sense. The tribe of Dan was an Israelite tribe that didn’t exist until much later and then populated the Northern European countries. Genesis is talking about a trickster, not an emblem for a tribe that didn’t exist yet.

The gospel message does not contain any mechanism for the enrichment or concentration of power by any human. We are saved by Christ alone through faith. If we are wrongdoers and sinners who need to be made right with God, this process involves no mediation by humans or human institutions.

Death is not a story.

see It's about "missing the mark, the objective, the goal".

Adam and Eva sinned because they disobeyed and thus missed the goal of their own existence... then they died.

>worshipping joseph's wife's son
>any year

Because he was made from the soil.

"israelite" do you not see the connection of Isis Ra El and the Pharisees?
Where do you think they got those terms because it wasn't from the East with their poytheistic belief system and symbols.
No, it came from the time the same tribe moved across the Middle East and had a habit of destroying libraries along the way (Eg Mesopotamia and Alexadndria).
After the Hyksos were chased out they had laid claims to many lands and called themselves by many names, Ramses III had referred to them as Sea Peoples while others referred to them as "mw".
I went on the assumption that most of history was not taught to us so I've been looking to revisionist Egyptologists for more information than what's available on the IDF scrubbed version of wikijew

2000 die every year at Ramadan .

Your priorities are fucked up.

What does the soil have to do with being red?

Clay

Color of the soil

It doesn't sound like you have even a elementary understanding of history. You're conflating places and people from centuries apart.

Silmarillion>Bible

Here's some material you can go through:

>Moses origin story
sites.google.com/site/ebreicredentiingesu/Home/hyksos-are-jews
>YAHWEH = VOLCANO = MOLOCH = SATURN
>Eric Cline | 1177 BC: The Year Civilization Collapsed
youtube.com/watch?v=hyry8mgXiTk
youtube.com/watch?v=F7N5dDWK-0Y
>Jew ritual murder of gentiles (GOYIM) AKA "Blood Libel"
youtube.com/watch?v=s82JN22kgiA
>The Harold Wallace Rosenthal Interview 1976
archive.org/details/TheHaroldWallaceRosenthalInterview1976

no, it's you who are acting ignorant and proud of it

>not knowing the Lord of the Rings is a Christian allegory

Ignorant of what, "revisionist Egyptologists"?

This
>Genesis 49:17, "Let Dan be a serpent by the roadside, a horned viper by the path, That bites the horse's heel, so that the rider tumbles backward."

ireland-information.com/irish-mythology/tuatha-de-danann-irish-legend.html

related?

>user doesn't know about the dwarven pipework that was discovered in the middle of a mountain in China
ancient-origins.net/ancient-technology/150000-year-old-pipes-baffle-scientists-china-out-place-time-001783

why do they hide their genitals?

What's the matter, mooshe, not liking the direction this is going?
Your usefulness has expired, thank you for helping the discussion up to this point

Since Roastchild's consider themselves the king of jews then they're also the king of snakes, I mean Dan, too

I understand it's fun to speculate without guardrails and make up whatever you want, but that's the definition of antiintellectualism. Go play on /x/.

Thanks, reading it now.
Another user mentioned the Celts were indeed in Rome during the founding which would explain the Druids as one of the Tribe of Dan would have returned with them.

>now

you need to be told?
alright, you're dismissed

St Patrick removed the snakes from Ireland..
Linked somehow as well?

When do you think the library of Alexandria was destroyed and by whom?

this is a great reference, thank you so much

>people DIED for this shit


Fuck off Jew.


We are on to you!

I would risk saying it's very much related, but I need to see when and who canonized him for the sake of clarity

>Since Roastchild's consider themselves the king of jews then they're also the king of snakes, I mean Dan, too
This is absolute cancer. Rothschild is evil but Dan is not jewish. Judah was another tribe.

Seriously, don't bite such low bait.

Talking snek is real

>doesn't understand allegory

Talking about the Tribe of Snakes who happened to be the founders of many belief systems. DN, Dan or Den was the Hebrew name given to them but they went by many names. To understand the Roastchild link you'd have to follow the Khazar conversion to the Knights Templar disbanding and usury legalized by "jewish elders" around the 1600's

Is the forbidden fruit the red pill? Meaning there's no way back once you choose to see the facts?

yes

this

No, it’s deciding you know what’s right and what’s wrong (knowledge of good and evil) despite the evidence. It’s the blue pill. It’s like how gommies keep shilling their system even though reality says it doesn’t work. The blue pill leads to death.

The tree was not of "knowledge" or "facts" of "truth" but of "knowledge of good and evil". The only thing man achieved from it was a knowledge of evil through an acquaintance with it.

>The serpent did not lie. God lied that Adam and Eve were going to die if touching the apple tree.
Adam and Eve did die after eating from the tree. There was no death before the fall and eating the fruit is what made them mortal. God is not a liar. Satan is the great deceiver.

> this is what Atheism+ believes
did you sponsor your girlfriend's bull a ticket to see Black Panther, so he could learn about rich history of African continent?

see exactly, the fruit is a lie

But you can't be happy if you choose the red pill either. You are dammed to become an outcast to society and you'll be forever banned from eden.

The snake was Lucifer

>liberal faggotry is Eden

what about animals did they die?