Happy Birthday Varg!

Let's congratulate Varg Vikernes, our only true aryan lord and savior, to his 45th Birthday!

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Oh, and this fat ugly pleb has at well.

Varg is the best.

Grattis pÄ födelsedagen, Varg!

LARPing faggot, he'll be shot and left in a ditch on the day of the cross.

He's only 45? Does he drink and smoke constantly or something?

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I now support varg after seeing this

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SCHWIIZERTHREAD? :-DDDD

>be paranoid schizophrenic in black metal band
>Kill a guy because of your paranoid schizophrenia
>spend years hard time in jail like a nigger
>released from jail
>marry young stupid autistic girl who for some reason likes you
>have 5 kids you cant adequately support like a literal nigger
>support using welfare
>live in a shit shack in france with no bathroom and running water like a literal nigger
>excuse for this is you want to live more "simple off the grid life" despite still using internet
>claim to be a farmer but cant farm for shit (like a nigger)
>make excuses talking out your ass about how fruit trees cant handle the sunlight of france (there are literal flourishing fruit groves in florida)
>make more excuses about snails and vermin eating your plants and saying "oh this is nature, we wont do anything about it"
>larp as a viking in the woods (like a literal autist)
>make failing dungeons and dragons copy
>become one of the most historically illiterate youtube personalities to ever exist
>make retarded claims such as that autistic people are more empathetic, that europeans are 100% neanderthal, and were all blonde
>ban people on youtube when they call you out on your retarded theories

why the fuck does anyone take varg seriously

God damn just stop it Ruedi.

Thanks.

Happy birthday, Kristian

You forgot the part where he broke out of jail and robbed a driver for their car at gun point

>Christcucks being this arseblasted

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Varg is fucking pathetic and so is his fanbase. I like how theyre so blinded by his shitty music and "philosophy" that they defend him for murdering Euronymous.

you literally just posted this thread 2 hours ago, fuck off

also his daughter is a coal burned

Happy birthday!
PS: SHAVE THE BEARD!!!!!
he would look alot younger and handsom(er) if he shaved

He never did this. Nice lie, though.

>butthurt Mayhem fan detected

>Varg Vikernes. (Birth name was unironically Christian Vikernes.)
>Joined the larp scene in Norway as a teenager
>killed his best friend because he looked at him wrong.
>burned churches and UNESCO monuments
>gets sentenced to lul norway prison for like 14 years
>meanwhile in America he would have gotten death penalty
>becomes a nazi in prison
>attempts to break out of prison, and robs a car at gun point
>gets caught and sent back to prison, only gets slap on the wrist
>gets out of prison
>Abandons his 13 year old daughter he fathered in a degenerate black metal party. Doesn't even have contact with her, or attempts to have contact with her. Literally caused a single mother
>abandoned by all family, and friends.
>literally marries a diagnosed autist in France
>Takes her last name, and moves to a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere in France. Now legally known as "Louis Cachet"
>Refuses to learn his host country's language, instead abusing their immigration laws. He can't even talk to his wife, outside of some broken English phrases she was forced to learn
>Literally lives off welfare, and has 5+ little baby money makers to keep the flow coming in
>Makes shitty youtube videos about how Italians are negroid, and why autism is genetically superior or why blue eyes makes me not go blind in the snow
>worshiped by "le deus vult" magapede larpers on 4chins for some unknown reason
>doesn't even make music anymore because he has to live in a hut and pretend its -3000 BCE to feel like a man
>no accepting the fact he is a complete loser, who knows nothing, and is a far-right maniac LITERAL MURDERER WHO STILL SAYS HE DID THE RIGHT THING BY KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND

blabbermouth.net/news/update-varg-held-family-at-gunpoint-fled-prison-because-he-feared-attempt-on-his-life/

All post 80s, "proto black metal" is fucking shit. If its not Venom, Bathory or Celtic Frost it's unlistenable.

Why do anti-Varg shills lie so much?

How does one celebrate? Burn a church? Slather up in rotten pig blood?

vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/greven-siktet-for-grovt-ran/a/82347/

Fix your pasta. He never made music.

>murderer
>arsonist
>vagrant
>lives on government welfare
>married to a woman with mental disablility
>hates Christianity, while real birth name is Christian
>hates civilization and literally said it is better to live in mud huts
>REEEEEs when people say that's what Africans still do now
The Distilled Essence of Snownigger. I shall chop a tree down in dishonor of his fake gods.

He brags about being on welfare cuz, "lol fuck da system." Any self respecting person would loathe being a government dependent.

>Literally lives off welfare
Source.
>Euronymous being Varg's best friend
Source.

>tfw you drive hundreds of miles to your bandmate's apartment to stab him in self-defense

>He brags about being on welfare
Source.

>In his underwear
>at 3am

How could Euronymous have been Varg's bandmate when Burzum was a solo project?

Because he played bass on Mayhem's LP you dumb fuck?

Euronymous convinced Dead to kill himself and then took pictures of the corpse. Also he was in his mid 20s and convinved a bunch of teenagers to do serious crimes.
And the police had evidence that he tried to kill varg.
Even if he didn't attempt to kill varg he got what he deserved.
It wasn't a real gun.
He doesn't live on welfare, but said others should if it's necessary.

He's not.

youtube.com/watch?v=75PcK_y0XnI

Here he states he's not on welfare because he's got an income with Burzum and his RPG.

/tg/ here, MYFAROG is an entirely competently made rpg. Not the best, certainly, but it's undeniably better than thousands of homebrews and quite a number of polished, professionally published systems I could name. The fact that it's as good as it is, created by a man who's primary area of expertise is most decidedly not game design, who made it as an amateur effort...that simply speaks of virtuosity. If I hated everything else about the man I'd have to accord him respect for that alone.

Happy birthday, Varg

>It wasn't a real gun

Well in that case he dindu nuffin he was a gud boi.

Call him by his birth-name Christian Vikernes!

Not the same though. And he had been attacked in jail and escaped because of fear for his life.

>Euronymous convinced Dead to kill himself and then took pictures of the corpse. Also he was in his mid 20s and convinved a bunch of teenagers to do serious crimes. And the police had evidence that he tried to kill varg. Even if he didn't attempt to kill varg he got what he deserved.

It's funny how you pretend like you were there and knew all these guys personally. What is it with black metal diehards and this mentality? You faggots love all of the gay little gossip and rumors based on anecdotes from people you've never even met. The black metal fanbase is the gayest shit on Earth. But since you have a Norwegian flag maybe I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you played in some lesser known band at the time or maybe you're Necrobutcher himself. Yeah, you wish

youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY