Cakes are for ____

Cakes are for ____

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me

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pump&dump

Being your drinking mate.

supporting and helping them get back on their feet so they can settle down

stealing the cherry ... I mean, strawberry from young high school students.

Cakes are for what?

Marrying, impregnating, and taking responsibility. In that order.

Impregnation with my dick.

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>tfw 29
>tfw I am the cake

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Everything.

sneaking slices from, late at night, when everyone else is asleep.

>Cakes use to be hot older women
>Now they're around the same age
>Sometimes they're younger

You just need to upshift what's considered cake status a bit.

>tfw might have a chance to date a cake

reverting to an younger age with the power of science.

making you cum

cake elf

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Elves do not have lewd thick bodies!

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What is the cake age for an elf though?

400ish.

Probably a half-breed.

>tfw you are approaching January yourself
They are for youngsters like you, I am headed for wizardry.