Cakes are for ____
Cakes are for ____
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me
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pump&dump
Being your drinking mate.
supporting and helping them get back on their feet so they can settle down
stealing the cherry ... I mean, strawberry from young high school students.
Cakes are for what?
Marrying, impregnating, and taking responsibility. In that order.
Impregnation with my dick.
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>tfw 29
>tfw I am the cake
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Everything.
sneaking slices from, late at night, when everyone else is asleep.
>Cakes use to be hot older women
>Now they're around the same age
>Sometimes they're younger
You just need to upshift what's considered cake status a bit.
>tfw might have a chance to date a cake
reverting to an younger age with the power of science.
making you cum
cake elf
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Elves do not have lewd thick bodies!
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What is the cake age for an elf though?
400ish.
Probably a half-breed.
>tfw you are approaching January yourself
They are for youngsters like you, I am headed for wizardry.