Why is Marx so popular?

Why is Marx so popular?

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hes a jew

he had a big and quite impressive beard

Because of the hivemind of city-drones

Don't know. Why does no-one ever mention Engels? He co-wrote the manifesto. Maybe the beard. Anyway, communism wasn't even a new thing.

He appeals to the lowest common denominator

(free shit lmao)

Why is destroying Sup Forums with shitposting so popular among americans?

He has a cool name

He takes complex social phenomena about which he knows very little and transforms into into an easy-to-understand philosophy of resentiment.

Weak people like to blame their problems on someone else.

Are you a CEO or shareholder?

he's the most well known commie so teenage edgelords cling to him despite there being dozens of better far left theorists they could read instead

Because he appeals to the weak.

Is life not going well? Blame the capitalist system!

Are you a lazy shit (like Marx)? Let's create a system that favors lazy shits like us.

He's a lazy retard's technocrat.

>capitalists
>work
pick one
You are fat for a reason and have time to fuck 100 women for a reason, because you don't work at all. Capitalists only steal money. If you think a man can make more money than seconds in his live, which is what billionaires are then you are seriously brain damaged retard.

I'm unemployed

Employment rate in Socialism: 100%
Ownership of homes: 100%
Employment rate in capitalism: max 80%
Ownership of homes: max 70%

Yeah, you don't know shit what work is my boy, investment into stocks isn't work.

Jews

Because "free stuff" is an easy sell, even if it doesnt work.

His theory is retarded enough that teenagers with no life experience buy into it.

I would accuse you of trolling, but there really are retards who think of capitalism as a zero sum game.

Because Jews sure love China and North Korea, right? You are a dumb Christian corrupt rat. Are you going to smugle drugs and sell your woman into prostitution like Jesus? Sure you will. Family values, eh? Communism had banned prostitution and gays, unlike Mexico. That's work, right? Wrong. Investment isn't work either. Capitalism and work, nowhere in reality, just stealing and exploiting until it all burns down, then you run elsewhere.

dunning-kruger effect. same reason keynes is popular. same reason people actually believe the american system is capitalism

Marxism speaks to the lowest, most degenerate impulses of man.

>He appeals to the lowest common denominator

The largest group of people whose values are very similar are the people with low standards. It is, as it were, the lowest common denominator which unites the largest number of people.

who doesnt want free shit

he was the original entitled neet shit

Rarest flag I've ever seen

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Because being stupid is popular as well.

>we're all starving and working 13 hours every day just to scrape survival-tier food out of the countryside because we've destroyed the entire nation's accumulated capital with socialism
>we have 100% employment haha looks like you lose

autism is really common, thats why soulless rusniggers and chinks fell for it

He's not THAT popular.

He's a Jew. Why are the Jews so popular?

Look faggot, if you got time to be fat and fuck thousand prostitutes out of which one becomes mommy of your children in Christian nuclear family, then you ain't working. There wasn't a boss born in capitalism that works, not a single one works, all they do is steal money from workers, since they deserve exactly 0 money, but then that's not enough, they also have to create debt and pay workers through banks, because banks gave those bosses money to begin with, so they could be rich and work for their bank lords. We see the birth of no working bosses right now in Ukraine, how they get free money, billions of it, to sell native Ukraine companies and establish parasitic aka American companies, who will hurr durr muh Jesus when something happens.

if i cant be successful in a capitalist system nobody should be

Because his name is synonyms with specific counter-cultural position, one of revolutionary politics.

>Ownership of homes: 100%
State-owned property if applying communism in its purest form.

Investment isn't work, being boss isn't work, selling sex isn't work, selling land and houses to niggers isn't work. Now we eliminated 90% of capitalistic work, what's there in those 10% left that you work? Not enough.

That system sounds pretty good to me.
It gave birth to a higher standard of living to everyone in it.

I hope it continues for 1000 years.

He expressed a valid concerns about capitalism.

Then managed to give a toxic solution that lead to the death of over 50 millions of people in the 20th century.

Because rich people have a habit of fucking over and enslaving the poor.

This tends to piss them off, surprisingly.


The rich want everyone to work for them for as little pay as possible, while they sit in luxury and wealth. That's the definition of entitled and parasitic.

Corporate CEOs are pimps and their employees are the whores who sell out their labour and take the vast majority of the profit.

Collective ownership isn't state ownership you stupid retard. Private ownership isn't native ownership you stupid retard. Private ownership is 100% of times foreigner ownership and not only that, it's heavily tied to international banks. Collective ownership is 100% native ownership and is 100% not tied to any international bank. You littler retarded moron of capitalism doesn't even knows what state means, since you think the state hinders you when you don't want to pay tax with your illegal company with illegal workers.

Because he was a cynical atheist. His arguments basically place "society" in the place of God.

You're proving the idiotic communist stereotype :D Please try again with something more coherent.

When did capitalism give anybody high standard of living? You think magic fairy dust comes flying from Jesus anus magically and gives people higher standard of living while you sniff cocaine from prostitute's anus? World life expectancy was 50 years top because of monarchy morons of capitalism, it only improved with Socialism giving people access to medication, which of course now capitalists want to eliminate and make people extra sick with their genetic modified crap full of sugar and bad quality city air and then send to doctors in USA who are completely incompetent niggers and illegals from Mexico and India and screw up surgeries, create infections so people have to visit whole life those retarded capitalistic doctors who got educated in some private school and paid money on hand to get approved. Your capitalistic sugar water isn't medicine, maybe only placebo, your private laboratory lies.

Nigger, you are useless. You can create 100 trillions of money, it's totally useless for anybody but your ass.

You're going to have to come back when you take some Adderall and can conjugate English properly.

because he gives a solution to a legitimate problem, class inequality

even if:
>it doesnt work
>you dont like it

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you opinion is in line with the soviet party.

one month later:
Why are you talking so much about capitalism?
Where did you get that information?
Only someone who is talking to the enemies could know that.
Your opinion is now too subversive and dangerous to be expressed.
You are guilty for violating the article 58.

You are going to the gulag.


Start CLAPPING and NEVER stop FIRST.

Your shit doesn't works you mutt, do you understand that? Your food is crap, your banks are debt, your medication is fake, your housing is inflated, your race is mutt, your nature polluted. Understand? Your are worthless trillionaire, nothing of your money is worth any civilizational or human value. You create money for nothing.

this is adorably preteen

because freeloaders are really into his "free stuff for everyone!" philosophy.

The actual quote is "Gibs me dat fo free"

I don't even know how to reply to you, you are clearly absolutely a moron of no IQ at all. Your replies are like punches in your own face. Reading your replies gives anybody less than he thought was human possible.

>its not real manly stronk work unless im breaking my body creating "not capital" for my glorious "not leader
Lol when will you fags realize communism was just slavery with a class warfare paintjob, except we actually fed our niggers.

Statistically, there have been, are and will be way more bums than strong willed ubermensch. And Marx was the spokesman of all bums.

Nope.
Most of that is wrong.

And, even if what you're saying is true, my happiness is much more valuable than yours. If my happiness comes at the cost of yours, i'm ok with that.

I'll wake up tomorrow with property, a variety of good food, access to a ton of info, a gf who loves me, and you'll wake up a LARPing internet spaz who can't speak English.

The capitalist system is shit, but so are the communist collaborators whomst get their funding and armaments from the capitalist system. It's almost like we've been purposely stranded within the middle of a false dialectic and made to choose one of two terrible sides which are against us. But who would do such a thing?

Another flag for my collection

This is why.
news.movementforfuture.com/2012/12/the-hidden-hand-that-shaped-history-and-wars-over-poison-energy-and-resources-hemp-would-make-obsolete/

All our leaders are Freemasons. Both sides of history for the past 300 years.

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Nigger, we live in a goddamned finite material universe and only have access to a finite amount of resources at any given time. Just because we can make up conceptions of wealth completely divorced from tangible reality doesn't mean we have access to infinite actual tangible wealth.

You are happy cuck? That's nice, dumb people tend to be happier. How many bulls have you prepped for Jesus? Or you one of those smart ones that buys prostitute? But don't forget your anti-depressives like Jordan Peterson, the prophet of how to live your life.

The capitalist system has its flaws, but if the bitter choice is between capitalism and communism, history shows what is better.

Also, Fascism is for cockgobbling faggots.

Starvation rate in socialism: 0% ...
when you make it illegal for doctors to report starvation as cause of death
>Venezuela

>Communism had banned prostitution and gays
Only out of emulation of the Third Reich because their free love hippie dippie no morals bullshit couldn't stand up to motherfucking blitzkrieg.

Look at engels he literally has grass coming out of his mouth

Communistic countries created in 20 years what USA needed 200 years. You were playing in sand with Indians, raping around the clock and eating the buffalo when we were already at top. Your destination is going down, now you stolen all and only thing left is to replace yourself. Every cheating capitalists knows deep inside he's crap, so there's no salvation, you can talk all you want. Crap only creates crap.

>That's nice, dumb people tend to be happier

English isnt work either?

>It gave birth to a higher standard of living
Thereby ensuring its inevitable demise. Enjoy getting raped by the historical cycle, faggot!

The collequeal conception of wealth is the metric we work with, and so it is the only way to proceed. You can gradually change it, but no stupid "uprising" mentality will suddenly change how we view success, prosperity, and an outlook towards social mobility.

Hippies were banned in Communism you absolute retard Nazi larper. Hippies were against American wars, has nothing to do with Communism. When capitalist opens borders for trade, that's liberalism, that's right wing. Get some intelligence if it takes beating yourself with hammer and realize the difference between "muh stalin jailed people" and "muh stalin was having hiippie parties".

All systems are prone to entropy.

Fascism is no exception.

He made valid points about 19th century laissez-faire capitalism, some of which are still valid today.

>impliying you don't pay taxes for the land you own

I don't even know how to reply to you, you are clearly absolutely a moron of no IQ at all. Your replies are like punches in your own face. Reading your replies gives anybody less than he thought was human possible.

I don't even know how to reply to you, you are clearly absolutely a moron of no IQ at all. Your replies are like punches in your own face. Reading your replies gives anybody less than he thought was human possible.

because he appeals to our christian sense of charity and justice

What is a state?

What distinguishes it from a collective?

Are you saying competition didn't motivate people to make better products in order to get a profit?

Are you saying profit incentives don't exist?

>The capitalist system has its flaws
Its main flaw being selling out its own people and implementing communist and neo-Marxist ideas to control its new populace of third worlder consumerist golems.
>Fascism is for cockgobbling faggots.
>D-Don't tell me what to do dad!
Grow the fuck up and fall in line, plebe!

At least do us the favor of not copypasting your responses. Your shitposting isn't even clever at this point.

Bank economy and muh GDP and muh supermarkets don't have international shipments of food ISN'T STARVATION YOU RETARDED CHRISTIAN MONKEY TRAITOR. Everybody got own property in Socialism, we couldn't starve, since literally everybody got a house with garden in addition to commie block. You ain't got anything you city rat.

>Hippies were banned in Communism
Not until Stalin was getting his ass handed to him.

This, and its also why I cant name any Richard Marx songs but know the name.

I don't even know how to reply to you, you are clearly absolutely a moron of no IQ at all. Your replies are like punches in your own face. Reading your replies gives anybody less than he thought was human possible.
Not an argument.

r-selected degenerates who can't survive in the free market like excuses to shift the blame from their own incompetence onto other people. Marx's exploitation theory, incomplete as it is, fits that niche quite nicely.

ITT, reading in voice of Igor

Communism is nationalism, there wasn't any English music, no English films. Learn basics before you talk like a retard.

We have different presuppositions. I don't think we have values that are rooted in the same places.

And yes, I'm not going to fall in line with someone who holds retrograde beliefs.

He's the santa clause for people that refused to stop believing a man in red will give them free things.

Colloquial conceptions? You mean bullshit? There is a limited amount of oil, a limited amount of arable land, a limited amount of spaces in a workforce, a limit beyond which even made-up currency devalues itself beyond utility. Accept that there are limits, capitalist dreamer.

Explain to me the logistics of starting a business, and then you can tell me capitalists don't work.
And in my experience, its the poor people who are fat.

>neo-Marxist

Just off a Jordan Peterson binge, are we?

why are you so prone to starve to death?

I mean you can do it right now. You don't need communism, just stop eat.

Let the people who like eating alone.

Because people that read him are enamored by fancy writing with fancy words but they are too retarded to understand what he is actually saying.

>destroying Sup Forums
>implying there is or ever was anything to destroy in the first place

Fascism accepts the historical cycle and the inevitability of entropy and decay. Other systems pursue moronic myths of linear history and infinite growth and post-scarcity fairy tales.

And all those limits exist in your fantasy system too.

>he fell for the running out of fossil fuels meme