/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HERE'S TO YOU EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>The Memo
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #46 2/11/18
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>StateDep US Engagement in West Hemisphere (Heather, DepSec Palmieri) 2/10/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Trump Intl hotel 2/10/18
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>Pres Trump tells a /comfy/ story 2/9/18
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>VP Pence interview on NBC on noko 2/9/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Serb PM Dacic 2/9/18
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>This Week @State 2/9/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/8/18
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>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
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>CJCS Gen Dunford talks to some ladyboys 2/8/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
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>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
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>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
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>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
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>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
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NICOLA AND BART

REAL AWOO HOURS CONTINUE!

This is now a BRAAAP thread.
>claimed

I want to watch Ana Navarro peg Ttrumps flabby ass on Pay per View

>migrating illegally

you've gotta go back

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>campaigned in a swing state once in a while
And the rhetoric of every trump voter being a racist inbred hick alongside reaffirming their commitment to identity politics isn't gonna help them in swing states in 2020 either

n-no...

sekrit is slow tonight...come over fags

why would you want to kick this out, baker? are you a racist?

i endorse this post

heh... c-could I have some milky awoo?

Hostess Ho Hos™ #1 baked snack
Fight me niggers.

>ramones
I guarantee he doesn't even know that's a band

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigadeiro
A bunch of fat fucks ITT talking about sweets so I'm gonna leave this here.

Racism has nothing to do with that being trash to be thrown out; the nose piercing says it all

Didn't obongo said there was ZERO voter fraud?

Naw, the cupcakes are better

nice

I WILL BEGIN WORK ON MAGA'ING Pics!

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>half a percent
Wow, it might regain 10% of what it lost in a day last week

Yes. She's a republican though, voted for the prosecutor who imprisoned her. 6 Years in texas prison

Why is Norway wearing a toothpaste hat??

Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls are the superior choice and run by a company that didn't go bankrupt. Also a privately held corp run by good Christians, they're the Chik-fil-a of store pastry. Except SDA

Will Pelosi remain D leader in the House after the midterms?

Justice though the heavens may fall

I remember seeing thuggish mexicans at high school wearing Misfits stuff. These are the people that would blast rap during lunch, no fucking way they like the Misfits.

Russia strong!

>but i didn't think i'd be CAAAAAAUGHT

Help me finish my homework.

Sammy is getting married. Say something nice about his engagement photos.

>nobody noticed the Here's to You Nicola and Bart in the title and first post

Congrats, only 2,999,999 more to find.

These guys, or if the angle is too difficult, use one from the "China orders Imams to dance in public" article

she's a lesbo so....

ok, you win.

Can she put me in a headlock

*inhales*

With her thighs.

>legitimate criticisms of the Electoral College process
Only because we've allowed state governments to be cucked by the federal government. The whole point of the electoral college was to keep government local, and ensure that politicians had to address the small states just as much as the big ones. The only case against the EC is that it isn't representative of the population of the US, but it isn't supposed to be. The EC is supposed to be representative of the States.

>Say something nice

I have no idea who that is so I guess I don't hate him

Continuing the snack cake discussion from the thread: how can your compete with pic related? Pro tip: you can't. It's over. Hands down. The end.

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You'd prolly die from those T H I C C thighs

aleppo

>Say something nice about his engagement photos.
She's gonna cheat, probably on the wedding night.

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These look jewish

I had them and literally all other chocolate snack cakes are leagues better. Completely overrated

worth it

nope i can't because you're completely right. Ding dongs are a close second place as they are the same thing

this. The USA has always been a republic of states, not a pure democracy

Best seasonal coming through

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posting before the chink does

>official anything of the Flyers
Stop

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I don't like sweets.

>economy breakfast treatment
oh god is the dow gonna crash again tomorrow?

but I already gave up. Little Debbie is superior in every way, nobody can defeat her.

there's a reason mexicans knock them up ultra young. she'll be apple-shaped in another 5-10 years.

The best pastries I've ever had were at my wedding, we had goat cheese cheesecakes the size and shape of those cupcakes in your image. They were topped with berries and some had whipped cream - the raspberries were my favorite.

Henry is such a faggot

c fila eats aids its not even good

sure its christian thats cool

but its actually intimidating and scary when people are too much on top of your shoulder asking you questions when youre eating and stuff

6/10 chicken sandwich

id rather have like in and outs around here pretty sure thats christian

Didn't Union Goons™ bankrupt Interstate Brands?
Eat some fruit instead of being a fat pile of dog shit and falling for the sugar jew.

Don’t worry grug say invest now. Memerock boom later sell
Paint related

WHO DOES THIS DESCRIBE?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Sosa
Brush up on your luckswing, fren.

I've been scared to check my 401k until I hear news that it's back up.

Well, she could be beaten, but only if they tried to fight her after sundown on Friday

they look like shit once they hit 25 usually

Our Australian friend.

c-can i have some milkies?

>BRAAPP
Yeah, me too.

little debbies chocolate coating is too waxy and the cake layer is too thick
only hostess has the perfect balance

I NEED LEWD AWOOS NOW!

In and Out is garbage

Notice me senpai.

Who else but Timpf?

>Twitter Townhall
Trump should do this too. Live BTFOing people.

>not baking your own desserts
Pathetic. I'll bet not one of you faggots can even prepare some chocolate mousse if you had a gun pointed at your heads, let alone a batch of sugar cookies.

nice embroidery

It's hue birthday party sweets, kids love it over here.

wew

FUG!

Don't give avatarfags (You)s

moon pie

What major events can we expect this week?

FUCK YOU

What the fuck happened to Sammy Sosa? How did he manage to bleach his skin?

He was a top tier baseball player for a lot of years. He also used a fuckload of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs and was known to use a corked bat kek

what are we going to do about the normie problem?

official snack cake of /ptg/?

Twitter would literally not do it. It would save the company but Jack wouldn't allow it.

???
Is it happening?

hahah

Do you get vagina sir??? Are you even white or are you a maid???

>Gramps just randonly uploaded the video of Hillary fainting on 9/11

SAUCE! I BEG OF YOU SAUCE!