Fucking confess

Fucking confess.

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Or what?

I gib sum fuk

I cheated on my girlfriend and now I want to hang myself

I'll confess I'm ashamed we didnt exterminate all Catholics in Europe

I committed a hate crime that directly lead to left-wing legislature being passed

I fap to furries
I just like the porn, not the faggots that dress up in those gay suits.

I read “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”

Break up with her, and furthermore do what you can to try to set her up with a nice guy.
You don't deserve her anymore. Your punishment should be to correct the issue as a loss to yourself. Thus you regain your honor entirely. And control yourself in the future.

Holy shit! what did you do? snatch a Jew from his mansion and hold him for ransom??

I hope it wasn't some newfag-tier shit like drawing a janky swastika on a synagogue door or something

It was

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

Can I date her when you’re dead?

I wish simply talking could take the weight of what ive done off of my soul. Im so tired.

I don't have a gf

I have impure thoughts brother

I'm bored, apathetic, and have zero motivation to do anything productive or recreational things. I don't think I could lend myself of use to any cause. I just go to work, mindlessly browse Sup Forums, and go to sleep. What should I do father?

/blogpost

i prostituted my gf out to spics this past month, making money to pay rent. she wants to break up..

Sometimes I pee on my wife in the shower and she doesn't know

I trusted a girl.

Im a taco nigger.

travel, it might motivate your lazy ass.

You deserve a bullet.

>18
It's natural brother

I'm starting to like this kid.

FORGIVE ME FATHER, I HAVE SINNED

t. alpha male

What happened? I'm afraid I'll do something similar.

Oh chunk

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0

Take it
youtu.be/mkuRqZ-SssI

Vatican vaccine:
youtu.be/MlFYjU9fGxo

I find a couple traps hot

I use memeflags and frequent Sup Forums drawthreads

For the past two years every time i try to go to bed i get that feeling right before i fall asleep like I'm falling out of bed and i have such a bad jerk reaction it completely wakes back up.
Now i have this weird paranoia that I'm dying every time i go to bed. It takes me atleast 2 hours to fall asleep now.

I keep think about cute american twinkies

i'm 2% jewish

The worst thing I ever did was steal some expired jerky from the bookstore I worked at through college. I regret doing that.

Was fucking 4 different chicks on a regular basis simultaneously for a bit there

I would unironically rather live in a white communist shithole than a civic nationalist state.

I post completly opposing & contradictory viewpoints here regularily, just to see what sticks

The worst thing that I've ever done was when I was in the seventh grade I had oral sex with my dog. The worst part is I did it not only once, but 3 times, all within the same week. After the third time I just never did it again, but once I got into high school it just really hit me how disgusting it was and I felt like a total degenerate. I despise my existence every time I think about it and it still fucks with me to this day (I'm 20 now). I've never told this to anyone ever, so you guys are the first to ever hear this. Take it for what you may.

Geez dude 20 hail Mary's. Recommend the rosary too.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY A SATANIST

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I have a macro fetish, and I really like the idea of giant Nazi-furs crushing all the disgusting third-world nations beneath their paws to pave the way for the glorious master race.

I am a 28 year old virgin. I have a mathematics PhD.

I have an almost non existent relationship with my family, in addition to having no friends and no girlfriend/wife. My life consists of work, reading Sup Forums, drinking beer, and contemplating suicide.

swap flags with me, I dont want to give my dog a bone

I want to Cum inside rainbow dash

I want a wife but I don't get out of my house

A coworker asked me how my soda tasted and I said "It's as sweet as the Virgin Mary's pussy"

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I'm internet dating a furry

>Cheat on GF
That's mean
>Hang self
Now you're just going to traumatize the poor girl. Seriously.

What kind of work? Are you getting a good amount of money?

holy shit dude same. God bless

This post reminds me of shit I've buried.
I housesit for my friend and his dog kept nuzzling my crotch so I pulled down my pants and it began licking my shaft.
It licked and licked until I came, continued to do this for days after until the housesitting was over.
Also, I found pictures of my mom cheating on my dad and jerked off to them.

When I think about this shit I want to kill myself.
Gonna use a meme flag because you guys would make fun of my country.

Unironically I've never made a dog joke about Leafs because of this. Just can't do it when I know what I've done.

I shot the sheriff.

You are guilty of starting a confession thread without issuing any penances or absolutions! What a blasphemous piece of shit you are to begin a sacrament and then leave it incomplete.

But did you not also shoot the deputy?

I almost dated a 15 year old when I was 27. Good thing it didn't happen. She would probably be well off with white babies now instead of a single mom to 2 niglets working and at a gas station.

Tell me about them. Need some fap material.

I didn't go to church this week
I don't actually talk to girls there when I go

Yeah it is a decent job. I am a software engineer. I end up taking too much pride in my work when no one else notices the value I bring which leads to me feeling frustrated and unappreciated. I make a decent amount of money, but where I live it's not that much. I'm middle class.

I just get caught up in the past and end up regretting how I have behaved and acted in my relationships. I need to forgive myself and move on.

I know you're a Leaf but I won't make that joke. I will say I never came on my dog (only got hard and then finished in the bathroom jerking off), but still I'll never live it down. I guess I should also mention I'm a virgin because of this. I'm not LARPing when I say I'm actually moderately attractive and I can put on a good personality for others. I've had at least 5 for sure opportunities to lose my virginity (one with a really hot cheerleader when I was in my Junior year of HS), but whenever they came on to me I just laughed it off and walked away. I can't bring myself to do anything with a girl when I think about what I did. Any time a girl starts flirting with me my mind snaps right to what I did and just completely kills my arousal. I'll probably be a virgin forever, but I'm trying to redeem myself by getting into a government job for immigration so I can hopefully write pro-white legislation that will turn back the inevitable browning of America. I will say that the whole thing about your parents though is really hard core. Did they divorce (did your dad ever find out)?

I'm everything Sup Forums hates

So basically your a full blown kike

>caring about what roasties feel
>you as an alpha and head of relationship are scared to approach your submissive roastie gf because you wanted to fulfill your natural needs
i bet you look like pic related

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say 2 hail marys you fucking degenerate

how would that even fit in one person?

>not manufacturing false "confessions" to undermine their profiling efforts

Gotta 7d chess em m8

Do it.
Adultery is a heresy that should be punishable with death

Same desu senpai

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been 2 years since my last confession.

I committed the sin of investing in cryptocurrency, over and over and over again until I was overcome with sexual emotion.

I've lost all ability to have a creative thought, because every day feels like a grind, and the deaths I've had in my family in the last decade did not help. I work a menial job just so I can return to my hurtbox on Sup Forums to feel alive anymore.

I jerked off today ending my nofap

Japanese Human male X Anthro female is patrician tier.

When I was 19 I broke into the vacant apartment across the hall from where I was living with my mom so I could have anal sex with the 15 year old Korean girl who lived upstairs

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I've seen this fake puke story on this website before, on a different board I think. Maybe Sup Forums?

10/10

Nice. Nice.

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been 1 year since my last confession. I committed the sin of pornography and broke a 6 month streak of none.

I shot a man in reno
Just to watch him die

Degenerate leaf.

My girlfriend (18, admittedly young for me at 22) broke up with me because her friend (who hates me) told her I flirted with her.

I didn't even get to defend myself. She took it at face value, and our nearly 2 year relationship was just gone.

I told her that if this is how it's going to be, I want NOTHING to do with her ever again.
I got my stuff the same day and we haven't spoken since.

If I had to confess anything, it'd be that I genuinely hope God is watching over her where I cannot anymore. She had lots of problems (mentally and with a broken family), and she would tell me I was one of the few people she ever felt close to and that I taught her so many things. I forgive her, she was immature and made a snap decision.

Maybe she just has to grow.

I drug traps ant anime conventions and have my way with them.

I'm bisexual and have had random gay sex
it was a long time ago and I'm STD-free thankfully and won't do it again.

>t. GenZtard

>Into the chamber you go!

Found this thing on offer up that looks like "El goblino" meme, posted it in a slide thread, didnt sage U_U

Test

welcome back from the unban

I have a nigger fetish

I forgot what I was supposed to confess about.

I'm giving up hope of finding a white partner and might just get a slave asian wife that will cook and fuck on command.

Well, I may as well bring up something I'm still doing and don't have a problem with.

I'm in love with a purple princess pony.

what the fuck happened?

I masturbated to anime and failed my nofap

I too have had this problem.
There is no solution btw