Green Card Lottery Winner Here, AMA

Hey there faggets. I won the green card lottery in 2016 and I've been in the US for almost two years now. I wasn't required to speak english or to have any training beneficial to the US. The only requirement was to have either a highschool diploma or two years of work experience in anything. I think the DV lottery is retarded and should be killed. Also, ask me anything.

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from whence you hail?

Where are you from?
Do you like this country or not?
Why are you here?

Um, welcome? Where are you from?

How did you get a high school diploma, catch a bus to california and ask for one?

Does everyone else type slow as shit and are faggot OPs in your country?

If you lose that card youre dunzo

>Where are you from?
I am from Bolivia, also known as O-bolivion or Venezuela 2.0
>Do you like this country or not?
I fucking love america. The good, the bad and the crazy. I live in the midwest and I love the extreme cold in the winter and extreme hot in the summer.
>Why are you here?
Here on pol? Because after getting out of a socialist and extremely corrupt country my political position is right/conservative leaning. I see the damage of mass immigration without integration and how it is hurting the US and its people.

If you lose that card youre dunzo

If i lose it, i have to pay 500 bucks to get a new one made.

How did you get a high school diploma

I went to school for 12 years.

>Where are you from?
Bolivia, or memezuela 2.0

If someone applies for them from like Switzerland or Norway or some other country where nobody wants to move to the US, are they pretty much guaranteed to get approved?

Jossseeee cannnn youuuu seeeeeee.

> from whence you hail?

From the lands of the people with big dicks who killed che guevara.

>don't worry guys I am le based conservative spic :) I'm not like the other spics #MAGA

> If someone applies for them from like Switzerland or Norway or some other country where nobody wants to move to the US, are they pretty much guaranteed to get approved?

It is random, there are quotas for certain arbitrary geographic regions, but the majority of the 50K green cards that are available go either to africans or middle eastern people.

did you bring any type of work skills with you?
what do you do for work?

>did you bring any type of work skills with you?
Yes, I did. I graduated with a medical degree in 2012 and right now I volunteer at a clinic for the underinsured and uninsured.
>what do you do for work?
I am volunteering at a clinic and studying to pass the USMLEs, so that I can match into a residency position next year.

>Jossseeee cannnn youuuu seeeeeee.
lel

Do you have any classified documents that I can trade. Soi for Cia niggers.

Whats wrong with him loving america?

Nah. But if you give me enough soy I might go punch some natsees.

>randomly selected immigrant
what could go wrong? What a stupid system.

>I see the damage of mass immigration without integration and how it is hurting the US and its people.
I find that it's women who are more likely to walk around without a care in the world only speaking spanish, not realizing or giving a fuck that it only increases distain for them and their people. Why do your women seem to give zero fucks about integration and put their men and families at risk for rising up against them? Are women in charge or some shit? Men seem all timid of them and just go along with whatever quietly. Why don't they tell these dumb cunts to stop blabbering in spanish all day out in public shopping, etc?

congratulations on being here. i'd think that with your background you would have made it here sooner under a different program

should i try the lotto aswell? or is my country too first world

Your arguements against yourself are invalid.

> What a stupid system.
I know right? It should be like canada or new zealand where the requirement is to speak the language, and on top of that there's a points system to determine if you will help the economy/community.

There are many people who enter the US on diversity visas who don't speak english, don't have any skills (picture brick layers or whatever obsolete occupation) and hold incompatible values (bigamy or child marriages)

Ah, the Bolivian Lesser Red Mountain Nigger. A squat primitive hominid that subsists on government assistance and Inca Cola. You can hear the Bolivian from the inside of storm drains and alleyways, seeking "patronage" "patronage"

>ask me anything.

How many economic leech family members do you plan on sponsoring?

You're already a resident of the u.s. lmao.

Different ethnic groups will compete this transcends ideology

Also, all their anchor babies run around blabbering in spanish all day. It's disrespectful if you're trying to integrate your people into a culture. Are people just completely devoid of understanding this? Or they just don't give a fuck and fuck the native population?

quit derailing the thread, yehuda. you are where you need to be. free ahed.

>should i try the lotto aswell?

definitely. I don't know if israel is banned or not (chaces are it isn't) and the entrance starts each year in october. dvlottery.state.gov

So did the USA win the lottery or lose?

>implying white people aren't effectively banned from immigrating to the US

i wish

>Your arguements against yourself are invalid.

I get it. Without the DV lottery I wouldn't be here, but the reality is that it is a shitty process and it should end.

>where the requirement is to speak the language
our country doesn't have an official language. our founding fathers were retarded. as a result, the number of native Spanish speakers I hear on a daily basis exponentially outnumbers the English

>How many economic leech family members do you plan on sponsoring?

Zero.

Kek. Americas greatest ally. Can't get dual citizenship.

Women are something between a man and a child and do not understand abstract masculine notions like "respect"

> Women are something between a man and a child and do not understand abstract masculine notions like "respect".

I agree with you 100%.

>Women are something between a man and a child and do not understand abstract masculine notions like "respect"
Which is why the men need to explain how they are destroying their chances of ever being fully welcomed here.

No im talking about the soy boy natees thing.

Sorry this is the brave new world where criticizing women is rape

> Also, all their anchor babies run around blabbering in spanish all day.

In my experience the kids speak english rather well, however their parents don't make an effort and it infuriates me too.

Lucky bitch.

But yea enjoy your stay at america. Run over cia niggers.

Please just be a good goy

>the kids speak english rather well
This is true, which makes it even more enraging to hear them blabbering in spanish running around stores. This is the fault of the mother, again. I suppose this is more a commentary than a question. I wonder how aware you are of this being an issue and hugely disrespectful. Asain family don't run around speaking ching chong. They all speak english in public. Not the same respect from the latin community. Pisses us all off. Just a tip: get your women in order.

You seem based. You did it legally. I’m glad you’re here.

> Lucky bitch.

I was hoping that the trump administration would put an end to this stupid program, that it'd kill the H1B visa program and that it would deport all illegals.

Even though I won the lottery it wasn't free. I had to pay close to 3000 usd in fees and shit, meanwhile, illegals overstay their b1/b2 visas and then go chimp out asking for naturalization. Not fair.

I will be. I pay my taxes. I don't drink or do drugs and I don't plan on raping anybody.

Well you seem like someone I'd want here. Hope you get to stay. Need more like you.

>he says without sensing the irony of the widespread filth of the american diet ruining the health of the rest of the world through cheap processed foods, its munitions killing people by the millions, and its money corrupting irrevocably all political function of poorer nations

I was being sarcastic. I really hate the SJWs and their position of pretending to be morally superior because they spend their days virtue signaling.

>I am volunteering at a clinic and studying to pass the USMLEs, so that I can match into a residency position next year.

Oh great. That's just what we need, another under qualified medical "professional." Our worst schools put out doctors that have better outcomes than the best trained doctors from 3rd world nations.

I can't believe we import doctors instead of expanding our medical schools and residency programs. We turn down tens of thousands of qualified students every year for admittance into medical school. These students have to then go abroad to train and at the same time we import a significant number of doctors. It's a damn shame. Doctors should be one of Americas finest exports.

>hurr other countries are forced to have mcdonalds
kys you whiney faggot

>"im against mass immigration"
>immigrates
huh wow based spic

I don't think these people want to be integrated. They want to move here to benefit from the "economic prosperity" but at the same time they want to stablish a mini mexico or a caliphate.

I've been here for two years and I refuse to hang around with other latinos because of that.

if america sucks so much you can leave

I understand what you're saying. There are shitty medical schools, there Harvard tier medical schools and there are Indian diploma mills.

The usmle steps are the most complicated exams out there designed to filter people who are below the american education standard. And at the same time, the american medical schools are deeply flawed and they place too much emphasis on stuff that is clinically irrelevant.

>they want to stablish a mini mexico or a caliphate
Yes, they're told they deserve it, or something along those lines. It comes down to jewish media brainwashing of the women, as it usually does. Which then creates strife and division. Hopefully more and more people will wake up to it. Women are basically large children that can be trained in adult tasks and this idea they can sway geopolitical winds is completely destructive.

I filled out the form for the shits and giggles a few weeks back.
Turns out I'm not eligible because I'm an educated, largely successful white male.

Who'd have thought.

>"im against mass immigration"
>immigrates
>huh wow based spic
Life is more complicated than that.

Stop LARPing. they dont discriminate based on education, gender and race. They should though.

no its not you complete piece of trash

She looks like a jew kid with asperger's I had in my class in high school. He would always be picked last every time we had to decide teams in PE. He always moaned an extra mile when the teacher was around, so as to signal he was trying a lot harder than the other kids actually were!

Hm, some truths are just universal I guess...

Fun fact: the diversity lottery (and family sponsorship, btw) was meant to increase European (Irish mostly) immigration without explicitly favoring Euro countries over everyone else.

You're eligible if fewer than 50,000 Israelis have immigrated to the US in the past five years.

If you can't stand criticism, you don't belong here. In the famous words of Ben Franklin: "Make me, faggot. I'll be fucking your mom in the meantime."

>diversity immigrant program
so whites can't win it, got it

She shouldn't have the fame or whatever she has. All she did right was to be in the right place at the right time, when feminism started to gain traction in the mainstream media and everyone wanted to virtue signal. She's a talentless pig.

This are the EUROPEAN countries elegible to apply for the DV lottery.
Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Bulgaria
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark (including components and
dependent areas overseas)
Estonia
Finland
France (including components and
dependent areas overseas)
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Kazakhstan
Kosovo
Kyrgyzstan
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macau Special Administrative Region**
Macedonia
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands (including components and
dependent areas overseas)
Northern Ireland***
Norway (including components and
dependent areas overseas)
Poland
Portugal (including components and
dependent areas overseas)
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Turkey
Turkmenistan
Ukraine
Uzbekistan
Vatican City

>Vatican City

Congratulations.

Now get the fuck out.

travel.state.gov/content/dam/visas/Diversity-Visa/DV-Instructions-Translations/DV-2018-Instructions-Translations/DV-2018 Instructions English.pdf

Copy paste straight from that pdf

Lol nah bruh. I'll make more money in a year than what I could have made in an entire lifetime in the shithole I crawled out of. And having no student debt means I can save my money, dump it into ETFs that follow the S&P500 and retire at 45 to a life of yatchs and bitches.

WTF can I move to Bolivia and do the same?

fellow green card lottery winner here

there is like a 10% chance of winning in my country

Time to live off welfare in some rural area

Sure. Chances are you'll end up in jail until sean penn goes to free you, and your investment money will be taken away.

Kinda like this jew looking dude en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Ostreicher

You can't get welfare until you're a citizen.

I married an american

Who would win in a fight between a baby boomer and an anchor baby?

>anchor baby feels here. Born a citizen

its cute you believe that

That's done through anchor babies. The guardian gets the money.

Yeah. Now that I think about it, chances are illegals are commiting fraud and leeching off the welfare system, and voting, and whatnot. Fucking illegals.
Legal immigrants have many things to lose and would not risk to do any of that.

I see now. I imagine that though the anchor baby they also get SNAP benefits too.

>Nigger

Trump was right
Demorats need to be gassed

id prefer you go back and make your country less of a shithole instead of making mine more of one