Hook nose man come to cave

hook nose man come to cave
tell me that six hook nose tribe die in holobunga
six? that a lot
me think holobunga fake

hook nose man take my shiny rock, say he protec me from gruggo. gruggo come my house and beat me up. hook nose man say my shiny rock was not big enough to stop gruggo. sometime, before me sleep, I wonder if hook nose man secretly pay gruggo shiny rock to beat me up. oh well!! zzzzzzzz

kys

t. hook nose

ugg bay! that think wrong
you not want to be caught think wrong
me call you anti-hook nose

forgot pic

You should stick to what your good at, drinking tea and losing wars

Also dont be racist goy.

(You)

Long nose tribe say many die.
You anger great hunter in sky.
Long nose say you pay tribute of 20 rocks, 10 cloth, 8 fur, 5 sticks, and 1 tusk.
Or else great hunter curse tribe, and send other tribes to take away warm cave.
Long nose tribe know what best for tribes.

>Be Murica
>At war for 233 years out of 250 of existence
>lose more wars in 250 years than the french did in 1500 years
>fr... frogs btfo

fuck off mutt

>This is what Frogs actually believe

>be Fr*nch
>w-w-we got this goys
>t-t-the G*rmans are picking on us
>get btfo

>Anglo-sphere comes in
>Fr*nch start talking about their """brave""" resistance
>require tribute like they did something

>be Fr*nch
>w-w-we got this again goys
>t-t-the G*rmans are picking on us again
>get btfo again

>Anglo-sphere comes in again
>Fr*nch start talking about their """brave""" resistance again
>require tribute like they did something again

Seems to be a pattern lad

Me live in anglo-cave now.
Grughamed best shaman!
Tell all Grugs how best live
anglo-grugs follow Grughamed
Or Grugmed ride mammoth into anglo-grugs.

the only thing the french and the amerimutts have in common is losing to impoverished vietnamese rice farmers. except that the french didnt actually fucking try to stop them.

>be me americaveman
>me want fight with yellow-skin thin eyes tribe
>bring big war clubs
>bring big throw-stones
>bring new bow. shoot sharp-stick!
>yellow-skin thin eye tribe beat americaveman???
>how this??? yellow-skin thin eye tribe only have little stick
>only have nuts to throw.
>why americaveman lose?! not fair!

>france is 1500 years old

hahahahahah

>be mutt
>talk about resistance in WW1
>tfw no resistance in WW1

American education at its finest.
Also, how do you like having your ass ended by chink rice farmers and goat shepperds? At least we got beaten by an actual army with tanks, faggot

hook nose man say 6 die in holobunga
say bad guys burned all 6 bodies in 0.2 seconds
me think that not possible

shugagrug!
grugald gump no love long-nose tribe.
grugald gump only give grugling to long-nose tribe
grugald gump let all long-nose tribe into chieftain hut!
grugald gump play 62 stone game!

grug
must not speak
must think.
maybe grug more than grug?
maybe sky not make grug?
maybe grug use all clubs together?
even rock get old
but cave painting live till end of grug.