It's penis inspection day!

It's penis inspection day!
Nurse Mio Akiyama will perform the inspections for the day.

I hate penis inspection day.

Shirley that needle isn't necessary

*unzips*

W-What are you going to do with that needle?

But i dont have a penis

T O K Y O
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But im in london

From the past.

I prefer my syringes with needles though.

oh fug

That's a cute Mio.

There's one in your heart, user.

transition surgery?

Will she help cure my phimosis?

Needles are painful

She'll refer you to a specialist.

Mio isn't bad at all but I'm more of a Mugi person

>inb4 bigger
Maybe

Not if I inspect her penis first.

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Don't worry. We have an expert on the matter.

sounding

I want Sawako to inpect my penis, not shitty Mio!

SENIOR TRIP

How long until one of you faggots posts your actual dick?

best K-on

I'm no slut

I want Sawako to inspect my penis often.

I don't want you to make fun of me.

It's small and twisted and you'd all make fun of me

Why is your fetish geriatric women?

Mio>Ritsu>Tsumugi>Azusa>The fucking turtle>>>>>>>Yui
All these years and you still can't dispute this

Zero (0) ass.

I'm so sorry

she's 25 m8.

Fanart tends to be shitty.

Where do you think all the fat from those cakes goes?

So she's a zombie then.

She's younger than me.

>Sup Forums will never give up K-On

How old were you when you discovered it? I was 22, I think.

Want me to visit and read you some nice fairy tales, grandpa?

Yes, and sit on my lap while doing so.

>Not wanting to post your dick anyway

Faggots

Actually, I think I'm death incarnate, I'm THAT old.
Still I want Sawako more than the others!

You post it faggot.

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>being an e-whore

Fuck off you'll never see my awesome dick

My penis is ready to make Mio addicted to it.

Why is she looking so embarrassed? Come here nurse, unzip me

You guys think it's a joke, but we actually had something similar. Although it wasn't penis inspection, but teeth inspection.
These two women dressed like nurses would come in, and we would all take turns having our mouths inspected by them.
They would always give me this letter for parents saying I have dental problems, and i never gave it to them because i was scared of dentists.

Excuse me dokter, I need Ritsu to inspect my penis instead. Mio simply doesn't get me erect enough for the inspection

>patient has erectile dysfunction

>Mio simply doesn't get me erect enough for the inspection
user I think you might be gay.

I'll just pretend it's Jun inspecting my penis.

I'm not gay I just have taste refined beyond your comprehension

That sounds painful.

I see what you did there.

>penis inspection day
I'll never understand this meme

But user, don't you want your dick inspected by the nurse?

All that happens is that she plays with your dick sexually, if she's satisfied with your dick, you pass the inspection.

School nurses being pedophiles is just a meme.
At least make it a divorced teacher so it's more realistic.

It happens in evangelical and jewish schools in America.

It's no weirder than the Germans having shelf toilets so they can inspect their poop.

>But user, don't you want your dick inspected by the nurse?
Mine was an old hag. Accompanied by a YOUNG nurse student. Trying to contain her laughter.

It was not a great day.

>tfw no penis for mio chan to inspect ;__;
Can she be my gynecologist instead?

i don't think her wife ritsu would be very happy about that

Me and ritsu can have a rug munching competition. Whoever makes mio go moe moe kyun first gets to be her waifu

Why do you want to see my dick, user?

nox

mah nigga.

W-what if I want a nurse with more experience to inspect me?

Jun is so erotic

Having someone rip your penis apart and stick it inside out does not make it not a penis.

If that was the case why would they be upset about not having one u fuckin tard

Mental illness

That must have hurt

Ritsu a best

Yes

>tfw 7.5''

*unzips*