Why is she so perfect Sup Forums?

Why is she so perfect Sup Forums?
>Cheerful spunky attitude
>Seems like a bitch at first, but once you get know her you begin to sympathize even love her for who she is
>Great hair
>literally has more depth, personality than 90% of the women in the world
I'm not gonna lie Sup Forums I just spent $50 on the light novels, hardcover, and I wonder: will I ever meet a girl as perfect as Haruhi Suzumiya?

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>fuggggggg

i doubt you will ever talk to one in the first place.

Nice two personality traits listed.

Unfortunately that's where your're wrong user. I get by fairly well, and somehow, manage to hide my Sup Forumsutism. Every fucking woman I've met at parties or social gatherings, or even ones I've known for since middle school, don't hold a candle to Haruhi. I used to laugh at waifufags, now I think I'm becoming one.

Literally Hitler!

You want more? I was trying to keep it brief but sure thing:
>Always in your face to do things
>Is the classic "She only hates you because she likes you"
>Forever young mentality
>Full of life and waiting to explore the world
>Unsatisfied with the world, but not a nihilshit
>Tries to be the change she seeks
>Has an actual backstory that explains her child like outlook
>Even when she's mad, she's happy
>Never gloomy
>The purest example of unadulterated optimism
>Makes you feel optimistic just by looking at her
>Zero fucks given
>Not afraid to be herself
I'm going off the greentext here to explain this part that really strikes out for me. Haruhi isn't your average "I'm unique" female mentality; she actually is unique in how she handles things and reacts to her surroundings. Everything about her is fleshed out and makes her seem like a real human being with an actual goals, motivations and a backstory to complement this. This is why I feel most chicks can't hold a candle to her. Most women don't have the drive and ambition she has, and if they do its for superficial reasons, they act "randumb XDDD" and "unique"(i.e. goth bitches or skater chicks) to attract the attention of other men, Haruhi does it for herself, because she IS Haruhi Suzumiya, the unbridled eccentric mass of optimism and adventure, not because she wants to suck Kyon's dick, not because she wants to be popular. She is who she is, because she *is* who she is.

LN Haruhi is so perfect it physically hurts me that I'll never get to see her animated

A true goddess.
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Movie Haruhi was perfect-er

Every iteration of Haruhi is perfect in their own way user

Semi long hair Haruhi is actually the best.

I'm more of a short hair guy desu user

College Haruhi would have semi-long hair I guess

Long hair makes her look older and thicker, even though the bodies are literally identical. I like it.

don't forget she is literally a singing goddess

She literally does

That feel when I've been playing the guitar for 7 years now, and I still can't play and sing.

>Spent $50 on the light novels
So you bought one of the cheaper ones? Melancholy, Wavering, and Dissociation should be well in the hundreds right now.

New Melancholy on amazon is at the CHEAPEST $600, used is around $20

I hope so.

I love Haruhi, but I'm a Yukifag
season 3 never-ever

Indeed, especially this one!

How did it feel getting two insanly good short stories (Snowy, Love) and then getting BTFOed by Kuyoh and her spaghetti monster?

this is what haruhi does to you

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Other people got the job done for her at least.

Don't forget about /ourgirl/

My face when no season 3

I like Asakura better.

damn, don't remind me

Yuki had been waiting for 600 years. We can wait a little longer too, right?

Haruhi & kid who invented timetravel /ss/ when?

who knows, maybe it already has been 600+ years since Disappearance

Her reapparance in Dissociation gave me a boner.

Haruhi has the weirdest outfits sometimes

>That fucking shit-eating grin in the beginning
Always gets me. Damn i haven't seen this in at least a couple years.

Nice blog, fag.

>Seems like a bitch
that's because she is a bitch, subhuman

captcha: sage bany

I'm so happy OP, way to many people think waifus are a joke.
For some of us it's just destiny to fall in love with a 2d girl. this is a beautiful thing.

Congrats on your first ever piece of Japanese media.

Did you get them in Japanese? The translations would end up being like 300-400 dollars

>babby's first manic pixie dream gf

Fuck I only bought Intrigues a few years back. I was hoping for a day where I'd buy them all, but that day didn't come yet. And looks like it will never come now.

literally the worst girl

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

She's a bitch.

>hardcover

...

she had no regard for the health/safety of mikuru, and probably everyone else as well.
she's a monster
kyon made the wrong choice

is there something wrong with that?

Haruhi did nothing wrong!

You are just the bass player of her band

some of them are still impossible, like disappearance for example goes for 300

Slut

We are not talking about your mom, user.

Don't forget that she is smart, resourceful and rational. Her learning capability is fantastic, which lets her both effortlessly study and change her hobbies literally once a week. She's also pretty, fit, has tons of talents in every imaginable field and enough confidence to get NASA to land on Jupiter if she was to head it.
All of that combined is why she's constantly bored and tries to spice her life up. She'd be very Kyon-like if she knew failiure.

WHERE IS MY SEASON 3 U MONGRELS

In the same place vol. 12 is.