>guy >horny >godammit I'm horny >tinder >fucking nothing but links to 3rd party sites to sign up for spamware >craigslists >95% M4M party n' play bug seekers >backpages >9/10 10/10 outrageously gorgeous women with phone numbers >*sweating sting officer*
Alright fucking done with this. Why can't we have a legal universal prostitution economy in the US? We are going to pay the fucking same if not more on drinks at a bar or passionless 3rd dates as we would with a single prostitute with a set goal and set price. Customers get their rocks off. Prostitutes get a protected safe quick job done and onto the next customer. Gubmint gets their tax bribe. Everyone is happy and goods are exchanged for money and the central gubmints benefits and everyone is safer and happier. We can even then enforce safety mandates and medical check ups benefiting all.
Dylan Richardson
>same if not more SIGNIFICANTLY more
>Why can't we
Feminazis
Andrew James
the amount of money divorce court embezzled from me would have been enough for a constant stream of high quality hoes.
Jose Morris
Because the reproductive act and the management of human interaction isn't a game and has to be taken seriously, hence why the traditional marriage once existed. Nowadays you get neither of the benefits of either world I guess.
Aaron Lewis
>official reason Degeneracy >real reason pimps and crime lords wont let it happen
Camden Torres
>world's oldest profession Neither hunting nor gathering are illegal you just need to follow the proper restrictions due to human overpopulation.
Sebastian Cooper
The illegalness also makes it so unromantic,
I'm just supposed to drive and park and fuck and strange and drive away.
Its fucking awkward.
In Europe you sit and chill and pick from multiple girls and it's no pressure
Christian Ramirez
Because it's disease-spreading, dehumanizing degenerancy. It weakens the family, pays for women to maintain deadly habits like drug use. This kind of stuff is legal in the Netherlands, part of a Western Europe that is literally committing suicide by degenerancy. Your dick is not a fucking playtoy anymore than your mouth should be a fucking pie hole for you to stuff. Don't promote this weakness. You're a human being, not a fucking sensation robot. Live like it.
Connor Jackson
Fuck off degenerate. Get a girlfriend.
Elijah King
Sexually frustrated men are easy to control.
Ayden Carter
>Why exactly is the world's oldest profession illegal? It's not. farming has always been legal.
Ayden Bell
What you're saying makes 100% sense, but have you thought for a second, that maybe it's just wrong and immoral.
Noah Lewis
pretty sure giving a girl a rabbits pelt so she can let you stick your tiny dong in her isnt as old as farming
Kevin Clark
Brevity is the soul of Sup Forums. Based leaf.
Jackson Morris
Even penguins prostitute themselves. It's definitely older than farming.
Xavier Brown
Baseless argument fuck off
If bait you got me
Sebastian Garcia
This! Got that backwards my friend. Easier to motivate for a goal maybe, but satisfied men are easier to bluepill and subvert
Matthew Morris
Outlaw divorce and you can reliably have great sex every day, and as an offshoot become wealthier, successful and raise a great family.
Julian Lopez
"European" flag defending moral rot that lowers all humanity. Figures...
Jace Reed
Clearly at some point in prehistoric time, mankind agreed that sex for pay was retarded and didn't lead to anything good.
Look at every single existing civilization out there. Every single one of them developed the concept of marriage and held it to a high standard while prostitution either became some kind of taboo or a hushed up secret.
Hunter Rivera
Fishing is the worlds oldest profession
Brody Jones
Legal here, as long as it's a private person doing her own whoring since pimping is illegal and considered human trafficking.
Cooper Jones
What? Being a whore isn't illegal.
It's just illegal to charge a certain range. >$250 Illegal >cute smile and Chad behavior Legal >financial support until death Legal
Jaxson King
Baseless--you are a piece of shit. Is this more "based." Stop advocating for that which lowers humanity. Get command of yourself. You're disgusting.
John Thomas
because the world's oldest workers don't want it to be legal?
Daniel Watson
It's not illegal. It's just extremely expensive. What do you think modern marriage is?
Joshua James
Would you really want your daughter to become a professional prostitute?
Benjamin Turner
It has been 5 years since I let the last women rip out my heart and run over it with a lawn mower. I do not want a connection. I want to appease my urges, enjoy myself for a moment, and go on with my life. It is immoral how I got bent over backwards and fucked raw by the courts and had my child ripped from my grasp because she had a vagina. It is immoral how I only get to see my son and daughter once a month yet pay over $2100 a month to the women that is holding them hostage and cheated on me in the first place. I do not give a fuck what you think is moral or right. There is no right or wrong in this world it seems. So why is this most base instinct to fuck illegal? I just need to finish and leave.
Justin Rodriguez
I have bad news for you....
Ethan Collins
Just like pot, the people in control have mapped when and why they will release their use of this. It is degeneracy that people will vote for.
Jackson Young
Took the words right out of my mouth. Or finger typing.
Hudson Green
Stop disappointing me. You're from a nation that held off a horde of Bolsheviks with nothing more than biathalon equipment.
Dominic Morris
Maybe if you were more of a man you might have been able to have a successful relationship with your wife? Or making new ones work.
Jack Jackson
underrated
Jaxon Phillips
it sucks. Almost a 30 year old virgin. Its bad, I make no mention of my sex life or girlfriends at work and they already figured me out. Its like i smell of virgin or something. Only reason I haven't got a hooker yet is fear of being caught, prosecuted and shamed. They love putting your face and name in the paper if you get caught. I have no desire to get a girlfriend. No desire to hit clubs and gamble hundreds of dollars on a maybe. I don't want a relationship. Women as a whole disgust me. Its not that i don't find the female form attractive, its the disgusting personalities most modern women have. I just want to get laid, get some of those urges gone so i can get on with my life.
Xavier Gonzalez
Just KYS. Please. Or find Christ, stop whining like a young girl and be a man with interests who will attract a woman into a healthy, decent relationship.
Sebastian Peterson
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Parker Williams
>Why exactly is the world's oldest profession illegal? Becuase this romanticism of girls working for themselves is bullshit. There typically is some pimp forcing the girls to fuck every one regardless of STD status even if their assholes and pussies are already fucked raw, regardless of age. The girls don't keep the money they become slaves.
Juan Ramirez
It is mathematically impossible with the current laws.
She gets the house, 2k a month, tax breaks and a new boyfriend. She can also rinse and repeat.
Connor Harris
Either get a gf or go get a rub n tug.
Hour massage and just before your time is up slip them 20-40 and they finish you off.
Jace Sullivan
they should legalize it in every city
Austin Long
Stop being a creepy head case. Develop healthy interests instead of frittering your energy away on vice. Be a man. A healthy man. Women will "smell" this. What they "smell" now is not that.
Luke Sanders
If those whores would have obeyed their fathers, or if they return to him now, they wouldn't be in that circumstance. They want to be there, even if they are "being forced by a pimp".
Jonathan Hernandez
Let me know if you get any powers.
Jacob Scott
>it sucks. Almost a 30 year old virgin. Its bad It rocks. Almost a 30 year old virgin. It's good.
God is perfect.
Oliver Martinez
Jesus Christ just go to Tijuana or something this is pathetic.
Benjamin Bennett
>Nazicuck
Never has a person been so well defined as you
Xavier Cook
legal prostitution kills hookup culture overnight, stacys all get employed as hookers and formerly thirsty guys no longer tolerate 4/10 girls
not to mention it would be like marijuana legalization x10 for the economy
Jaxson Sullivan
There are political talks on banning purchase of sex, if it makes you feel better. It's the only thing that leftists and christian politicians are working on together, the Finnish left has a narrative where prostitute is always a victim and Christians want to ban it because religion. The majority of politicians are regular cuckservatives who don't care about the whole issue enough to even think of it though, leftists are at opposition while chrisitan politics are far too marginal.
Nathaniel Clark
easier said than done m8, when you're on a couple weeks no fap and every cunt is shit to you even though you are being the cumsaver, you look for pleasure to counter pain.
James Butler
Thats pretty much a fancy pocket pussy, that manages to be even more sad than hiring a hooker. I don't follow. I don't obsess about sex and i don't hit on or flirt with coworkers or women. I rarely interact with them. I still get urges though. Daily erections don't go away. Jekrin it gets old.
Brayden Wood
Significantly more yeah right, 300 dollars for one hour, vs serval dates plus the times wasted plus the high number of rejections. I would rather pay 300 and save myself several days worth of time.
Aaron Diaz
>She gets the house
How does this work? Was the house in her name or both of your names?
Seems like good cause to leave the country and say fuck that shit.
Aiden Gray
>more of a man go through a divorce like that guy did and get back to everyone. Be more of a man, give me a break. He gets taken for 25000+ a year and for what? He’s going to have to make out like a bandit just to get by and that doesn’t even include taxes. There’s a family friend that had the same thing happen to him and the guy practically got destroyed by it. You can fuck right off with your delusional contradictory ideas. Men can be men perfectly fine, but this current system desperately needs reform
John Ortiz
Fuck off the guy makes a lot of good points, get off your moral high horse and take your head out of your arse.
Gavin Lee
what a load of BS. Marriage is a just a legal form of prostitution. Ask any lawyer.
James Sullivan
Don't even waste your time responding to that white knight pussy worshipping cuckery, man.
Robert Martin
HOW TO TELL HOOKERS FROM COPS: just tell the hooker you need a nude model for a painting session and will pay full price for it cops wont even get in the car but hookers just want the money.
if she goes for it just tell her you changed your mind and wanna bang instead if thats cool. works 100 percent of the time and any hoe that turns down an invitation to get paid for free is a cop, and you can scream that out the window to tell everyone.
Matthew Diaz
What if you had everything Hitler wanted for the white race? Imagine a world without Jews. No feminism. No blm. No trans rights and faggots. No prostitution. No empty std laced sex with mindless whores. No more adultery. No more broken homes and custody wars.
Easton Butler
amen brother. I feel your pain. Been there myself
Jonathan Ramirez
>he can't get laid on Tinder
You're either doing something very wrong or you're very ugly
Noah Hernandez
>How does this work? Glad you asked. You take everything you have and you give 50% to your wife.
Then you pay for her lawyer so the female judge can decide how much of your 50% you need to give to her, how much you need to pay to not see your kids and how much to support her.
Gavin Wood
If I go through a divorce, clearly I've made bad life choices.
I don't want to make bad choices, I'm a smart guy.
Michael Ross
fuck yeah. me too.
Elijah Lewis
fuck off
Josiah Jackson
I believe that the truth actually lies in the inability of men to deal with the scenario wisely and without trouble/bigger problems.
That is to say, for every "normal dude" who just wants a BJ and goes on with his life, there is the inevitable "creepy serial killer/obsessive/violent/alocholic/etc." character who at first lay will develop possessive feelings over the woman and all sorts of stalkerish/schizoid behavior. Pretty soon she'll either be strangled or beaten to a pulp.
I mean, this would just be a magnet for every creature that crawled out of the sewer to then develop attachments to the women. You would need twice as many security guards as you would girls.
I swear this is how it would be. I'm not one of them but I know those fucking men past 40 with sub 100 IQ and addicted to drugs and live in a trailer etc. that would be their biggest customer.
Andrew King
Defending? I'm telling you that this kind of behavior exists in nature, meaning that it likely happened before farming was a thing.
Jackson King
>Sucking dick >Profession Alright lad, back to your basement with the cumstained body-pillow.
Michael Garcia
fuck off
Ryder Allen
because society doesnt need trash like you, nor should it condone your lifestyle. Go find a woman and stay in a committed longterm relationship with her and make kids.
> but i dont want to, i just want to fuck random whores and spread STDs all day
ok so keep complaining and maybe one day society deteriorates far enough for your wish to come true
Grayson Richardson
Yeah but that just creates a profit incentive for strong handed pimps who will keep the johns away
Matthew Reyes
I dunno it's stupid, I rekon it's the same as drugs too, legalize it and you wont get as much, i've always had the option available and even at 24 kissless handholdless virgin it's not even crossed my mind (aside from joking about doing it before i hit 30).
Alexander Cox
Take it from me an expert on history who happens to be on Sup Forums. Yeah no fuck off you obviously don’t realise how many cultures had provelent amounts of prostitution, Japanese culture, most Asian cultures, Native American, most European societies until the 200 years. The list goes on.
Anthony Jackson
>oldest profession Pretty sure something like farming or tailoring would be the oldest profession. And wouldn't call opening your legs up for money a "profession"
Isaiah Thomas
Pussy value would drop.
William Watson
shit. I'll take you to tj. you can fuck your brains out for $200. Buy a high dose of viagra once you cross the border. Head to the red zone. Bang as many cut chicas as you want for $30 a pop.
Bang one. go have a beer, bang another one. Rinse, repeat. do 4 or 5 in one night.
Robert Davis
It is amoral. The strong prey on the weak, in this case men prey on women. Not the Johns mind you (At least fully) but the pimps.
Isaac Adams
There were definitely cave women who opened their pussies specifically for food, then you could argue hunter gatherers but at that point that's more 'survival' than 'profession.'
Brody Watson
Butthurt roasties are butthurt
Angel Brown
Nice straw man, maybe next time read what I was responding to.
Levi Green
you're completely wrong
Camden Price
Oh there were cave men who opened their legs up for food was there? You would know because you from then aye.
Adrian Perry
Probably hunter. Then someone traded some meat for their slam-meat.
Jacob Long
you're completely wrong. i know a few women who are or have been prostitutes, and the idea that there is a one-to-one ratio of harmless customers to strangler psychos is laughable. it's more like 10,000 to one. none of the women i know have ever had an encounter where they even felt unsafe, and they'll see anyone who emails them and can set up an appointment. and so you think that legalizing it so there are records of all customers and a transparent system would make it MORE dangerous? truly a mental midget you are. truly. a mental midget.
Caleb Ramirez
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Jacob Clark
>hunter Yes because hunter is a fucking profession. That's like saying the cunts who got water were in the prestigious profession of water collection.
Ryder Johnson
>pimps and crime lords wont let it happen
Has anyone actually investigated if there are any obvious links between human traffickers and pimps and feminazis/sjws? Besides Pizzagate, that is.
Justin Rodriguez
One number and you'd literally be quoting Hitler.
Asher Powell
>that manages to be even more sad than hiring a hooker. Is it sadder if you end up with an STD? >MUH RUBBER! Yeah GL W/th@
Owen Collins
It's basic logic you retard.
You're the one who thought fucking farming or tailoring were 'professions' of the earliest humans.
Caleb Thompson
>schizoid behavior I don't think that means what you think it means otherwise, what is the problem with a guy detaching completely and wanting to be left alone after the transaction?
Henry Foster
I've fucked a girl off Backpage. I was nervous as fuck though about it being a sting. Finally got horny because her skin was soft as fuck and we had been cuddling for half an hour. Couldn't cum in the other half I had left. Oh well.
Parker Gray
>be cavewoman >mate is a chad and leaves me for hotter cavewoman >try to try and seduce with alpha cavemen so they will breed with me >they don't want me >beta cavemen start hitting on me >tell them to his the ol frog n toad >start to starve cause no qt alpha to get food for me >ask beta to give me food in exchange for sex >beta puts his sizzley wizzley in my hairy joot so i don't starve to death >start man kinda first profession
Adrian Nelson
Legal prostitution is literally the solution to the roastie problem >women currently hold monopoly on sex, are the gatekeepers >women know they can control men with their vaginas >use vagainas to get elected into office and high ranking positions in corporations
Devalue the vagina and society self corrects. The invisible hand of the free market will solve it, it always does. Legal prostitution will bring back trad values, the generation after gen z will be trad again
Jackson Jones
lel
Hudson Miller
Yeah pretty much. Or caveman didn't want to start cavewar with other tribe by just smashing some bitch over her head so he gave food (either to her or her tribe) for pussy.
Lucas Watson
>Why can't we have a legal universal prostitution economy in the US? >Nevada >Bunny Ranch >now STFU
Jackson Miller
Dummies. cavemen raped. They didn't pay for shit.
Isaiah Parker
Water collection is/was a profession, tho. Guys who were drawing water from wells all day and carried it around town.
Grayson Perry
>thinks female cavemen letting guys fuck them so they wouldn't starve makes it a profession