You've just captured Hestia, what are you doing next?
You've just captured Hestia, what are you doing next?
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smack her breasts over and over
Tell her Bell-kun and his boypussy are mine.
Find Lili
Whip out bbc
Proceed to get cameraman ready
Have 5 hour pound a thon and become the top selling blacked video on the net.
Give her her half of the money and royalties
Proceed to go on adventures across the world, and fucking like animals on camera to pay our way.
Make her available for one coin a pop, then find Lili
Jackpot.
You know that she's a goddess, right? She still has the power to incinerate the whole world.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Goddess of the Hearth
>powerful
Yeah, and I'm sure pissing off Priapus will doom the world to eternal winter. She's a fucking maid. A divine maid.
Let her go. I'm strictly catch and release.
Take her boob ribbon and hair ribbons and then release her.
what i do with the rest of my captives
EXECUTION
prolly impale her with a steak or something
!?
LICK FEET
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD WHO MEANS WHAT HE SAYS
SHE SHALL HAVE A MASSIVE STEAK SHOVED ALL THE WAY THROUGH
THEN LICK HER FEET
no, then eat the steak
cant waste perfectly good meat
BUT WHEN DO WE LICK HER FEET?
you dont you pervert
See what Loki will pay me for her, I guess.
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Nice facebook meme.
Paizuri.
H-here, eat these eggs !
FUCK YOU, LICK FEET
but but, licky licky feety is good for the peepee
>You've just captured Hestia, what are you doing next?
Deities aren't to use their powers when down here, but there's no certainty when it comes to heresy against the god-vs-mankind agreement.
I'd have to set her free and try to joke it was an accident. I work for Proctor & Gamble, so if Hestia got mad at me, I'd have a hard time working at that company given its product line.
Call the orcs.
THIS MAN GETS IT
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Fetch my fellows, get my knife, clean my ceremonial robes, begin the preparations for the ritual, bait the metaphorical hook.
I'm going to catch a hero.
Ask her to turn me into a rape minotaur.
Rape.
Would you like to shake Kumin's hand?
Sauce?
make her moan gently while i read doujin about my very cute wife Chino
I would teach her the concept of erosion and transform mountains into plains.
Real lolis don't have boobs.
lick tights and bite them
forgot pic
Tell her that Chaika was a better meme waifu than she'll ever be.
HESTIA A BESTIA!