What the fuck is wrong with tailgaters? Why do they have to ride my ass whenever I drive the speed limit on the road?

What the fuck is wrong with tailgaters? Why do they have to ride my ass whenever I drive the speed limit on the road?

>Be me
>Driving 60mph in the SLOW LANE
>4 lanes to my left
>Fucking cunts always ride my ass
>Some even flash their lights at me
>4 empty lanes to my left
>Get pissed
>Slow down until I'm doing 50
>They get pissed and swerve around me
>Accelerate and zoom around me like a lunatic

What the fuck is wrong with people? If you need to go fast, use the fast lane. Don't expect me to go fast in the slow lane, retard. "AAAAAA I NEED TO GO PLACES GET OUT OF MY WAY AAAAAAAA" *spazzes out*

I'm going to drive like a normal human being I don't give a shit if you tailgate me.

"WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 NOT 60 GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

*looks to his left*

"Oh shit there's 4 empty lanes open. Oops nevermind."

"I STAYED OUT TOO LATE GETTING DRUNK AND MASTURBATING TO PORN NOW I AM LATE FOR WORK GET OUT OF MY WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

"I'VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ASSHOLE I NEED TO SQUEEZE EVERY LAST BIT OF PLEASURE OUT OF MY EXISTENCE BEFORE I DIE GO FASTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HEY DOUCHEBAG LET'S GO!!! GET A MOVE ON!! I TOUCHED MY COWORKER'S ASS TODAY ON ACCIDENT AND I NEED TO GET HOME AND MASTURBATE TO THE MEMORY BEFORE IT FADES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

On a multi lane road I would rather have someone tailgating me than riding next to me at the same speed. This shit happens all the time and I usually drive around 5 over the limit. They realize that they are behind someone and then they must not be.

"OMG THIS DICK WON'T GO FAST ENOUGH TYRONE IS GONNA GET PISSED IF I'M NOT HOME IN 15 MINUTES LET'S GO!!!!!!"

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No faggot this belongs in Sup Forums not /o/. This is a political issue as it centers around millennials being entitled cunts and ruining our world and what the government can do to stop tailgaters.

It's because American roads are so dull and boring that they breed laziness of the sort where people get scared of doing anything.
They could easily overtake, but that would give them something to do.

Tailgating is the only reason we have traffic jams that stop-and-go. Simply leave the recommended carlength/10mph and no one would ever sit in a parked car on a crowded freeway again. I leave even more room, sometimes up to 1/8th mile, pacing the car ahead. People pass me and jam on their brakes, repeatedly coming to a dead stop, but I just coast periodically and never need to stop at all, even in the heaviest congenstion. Fucking idiots with no patience or good sense ruin everything.

>2018
>still sitting in a cuckbox
>not swallowing the cyclepill

Yes exactly I do that too. Same with traffic lights, I anticipate when they will turn green and I save gas by not having to re-accelerate. Instead I just coast on through.

I see retards ACCELERATING towards a red light, and then slamming on the brakes only to RE-ACCELERATE again, fucking hell. No wonder gas costs so much these cunts go through it like tissue at a snot party.

>*overtakes you*
>*ends up next to you at the stoplight down the road*
>*jets away on green to escape the shame*

most people just can't drive in general

I have regenerative brakes, though. Stop-and-go traffic generates energy. Slowing down doesn't do shit.

Yeah no thanks.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU NEED TO GO FASTER!!!!!!!!! NOW I'M GONNA MISS MY PORN LIVESTREAM!!!!!!!!"

"Ahhh feels good to drive at a reasonable speed and save tons of gas. Mmmm delicious tailgater tears."

"Hey I still have a full tank after driving 40 miles! Not speeding really paid off!"