Beautiful

>Beautiful.
>Aggressive.
>Can carry a conversation well.
>Has fucked hundreds of men.
>Fit.
>Will always pay you back.
Is there a more perfect girl in monogatari?

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>Has fucked hundreds of men.
>perfect

>reddit

>Has fucked hundreds of men
Do doujins really count?

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Anyone have that video edit of Kaiki's "death" where he ponders how he hasn't called his mom?

>hachikuji
It's over for you faggot

>has fucked hundreds of men

>gets rid of ponytail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NISIO YOU HACK STOP DOING THIS EVERYTIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Long hair is objectively inferior to short hair. It's just a nuisance and gets in the way.

Fuck off crossboarding scum.

Nisio keeps doing it and I get mad every time

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This is now a loligatari thread. Post bat, doll or snail.

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Damn this scene was hot.

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>gif for ants

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Crab doesn't have a lot of good doujins, but this is probably one of my favorite pieces of porn period. It genuinely feels like an episode of Bake, just with more tits.

Not if it's in a ponytail.

Her short hair was only cute in Hitagi End, where they gave her that cute little beanies. I like beanies.

Beanies are cute.

cute couple

very cute couple

>Has fucked hundreds of men.
What the fuck

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Kaiki and Araragi's combined penis power equals to roughly 255.78 average men's.

>first Crab
>then Bee
Why do Araragi's wives keep doing this? His own hair keeps getting longer, to a ridiculous extent by Hana

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Don't forget fucking Snake。She looks disgusting now.

>Now
You mean forever and always?

Yes.

I watched this last night. This was legitimately the only scene in it I enjoyed.

Yeah, though the scene with Tadatsuru is kind of interesting. The rest of it is meh, don't like Ononoki that much. Especially since he actually gets a restriction on his vampire abilitys.

You didn't like the imouto banter/fanservice?

I forgot about that. I enjoyed it as well, but I wish there was less talking and more bathing.

Does Senjyogahara even interact with anyone not named Kaiki, Hanekawa, Sengoku, or Araragi after Bake?

She interacts with Oikura.

Her fist interacted with Math's face, how could you forget that?

I want to see crab and spook shittalking each other

PRETENTIOUS SHIT

Damn that was easily a Nise-level plot. Nice

The subtext there would be hilarious.

>(you)

>(you)

Are you talking about Crab or the show?

>Ugly
>Passive
>Can't even talk to a chasier without stuttering
>Will never fuck a woman
>Obese
>Leeches off welfare and/or elderly parents
Is there a more pathetic OP on Sup Forums?

>Is there a more perfect girl in monogatari?

All of them… any of them.

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>All of them
Don't forget about Snake user.

Monkey has all of these things on top of superior short hair
Plus she's better at banter

Even a degenerate like this?

Senjougahara only interacts with real people, not with fictional characters. This means a large portion of the cast is not accessible to Senjougahara, since they are not real.

Mayoi has been dead for 11 years. No one other than Araragi and the other fictional characters can see her. Senjougahara never saw her. Hanekawa only pretends to see her because she knows that Araragi is still traumatized by her death-- which is why he is in that park on Mother's day to begin with-- it's the anniversary of the death of his childhood friend. Everyone in the show who is not a specialist or a student is a fictional representation originating from psychological issues and traumas.

This is made more obvious during Hanekawa's pyromania episode-- she's the last one to leave her home before the fire and the focus on their appliances is subtly trying to clue us in on the fact that it is her committing arson, upset with her family circumstances. She is only able to burn down the Cram School after noticing the old boiler in it-- there is no fire tiger, it is a girl burning things for attention, from her family, and from Araragi. She is conflicted over setting Hitagi's house on fire.

Araragi's mom even calls Hanekawa out on her antics. It's pretty obvious stuff.

But yeah, seeing as half the cast is just made up, of course Senjougahara cannot interact with them. They aren't real.

You still believe that shitty excuse of a trying-to-make-something-real-theory? Kill yourself faggot.
Bet you're either a filthy crabfag or a degenerate snakefag.

>>Has fucked hundreds of men.
Kaiki, Koyomi, who else? She's almost as good as new.

I thought the reason Hanekawa could see Hachikuji was because she didn't want to go home and so she encountered the lost cow like Araragi did?

It's actually a huge trend in Japanese literature, if you haven't figured that out from things like Umineko or Cross Channel, most of what happens among the intellectuals of otaku culture, is the adaptation of stuff like Murakami to the conventions of the medium.

See "Dreaming in Isolation: Magical Realism in Modern Japanese Literature". repository.cmu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1129&context=hsshonors

That is the original reason. This dude just has some theory which tries to make everything more realistic, he posted it in last thread too. Canonically Hanekawa could see Hachikuji because she didn't want to go home.

gematsu.com/2017/07/monogatari-series-smartphone-game-app-announced
I just hope it has some new character interactions written by Nisio.

The theory isn't bad if you ignore everything that isn't Bake. The rest of the series deals with the supernatural too literally for it to work.

>Senjyogahara holding a tiny Araragi
What does it mean? Why does she have such pretty hair?

It's a management game. She has to schedule all her johns around him.

Dude, it's a fucking anime/novel series. Why not just let it be what it tells? Why try to find a sense or some reason which connects it somehow into reality behind it?

Because the monsters are clearly metaphors for real-life problems. Once upon a time it was a neat thing to discuss.

It's a haircut game where mini Araragi's run around trying to cut girl's hair.

It's a metaphor for character development.

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>once upon a time
So, it isn't anymore.

Not really, no.

I don't understand how i missed out on seeing part three of subbed kizu with Sup Forums

Did it even happen? I didn't notice anything.

I believe you

the discussions all already happened mostly

She talks to Karen in Nekomonogatari Shirou and manipulates her to get her to invite Hanekawa to stay at the Araragi household. She has also met both sisters before but off-screen during the Hitagi Summit. She actually even seems to dislike them or at least Tsukihi. She also talked to Nadeko on phone in Otori. She seems to hate everyone in the cast that is not Araragi, Hanekawa or Kaiki, no wonder Nisio keeps her out of the story so much.

i watched this last night, was this in his mind or is he really that much of a bitch?

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gematsu.com/2017/07/monogatari-series-smartphone-game-app-announced
Are you ready for another gacha game?

Yes.
Sengoku.

Pic related shows 3 superior girls.

>is a better cook than Tsubasa "muh natural taste of ingredients" Hanekawa
This seals the deal.

Read the thread.

thanks

nyaa.si/view/938085

I don't really understand how to watch it though.

Not sure if it has been posted yet, but here is a new PV with the ED by ClariS youtube.com/watch?v=43QBbCWFqRk
bilibili if youtube blocks your region bilibili.com/video/av12631938/?from=search&seid=1369502850172682126#page=1

Holy shit holy shit holy shit thank you user

Nice. I'm a little surprised that they're keeping the return of Kiss-Shot "hidden" for now.

I'm not letting this thread die

Holy shit is Hachikuji adorable.

I agree user.

WAIT WHAT
Snail is coming back? Didn't she die for good? And that dude from Tsuki?

Araragi died too. He's in buddhist hell.

Just wait for Owari 2.
They'll all explain it there.
They'll also explain what's up with Ougi

What the fuck
Did it happen in Kizu? It's the only one I haven't seen yet.

It's not the only one you haven't seen yet.
Watch fucking Koyomimonogatari Episode 12.

Looks great so far.

I agree.

It's more fun when after getting told Shinobu is nothing in the first arc of bake they never are in the same scene ever again.

And then they barely even acknowledge each other's existence except to throw subtle jabs at each other once a season.

>verbal diarrhea
>easy as fuck
>unfit
>cheater
>jealous cunt
>deflowered
>suicidal
>kaiki penis in her pussy
Gee user, I wonder why nobody gives a shit about this pos waifu of yours.