Mikuru is Kyon's sister

Mikuru is Kyon's sister

Considering there is a future Ashahina, it makes sense there are multiple Asahinas.

all rook same

Kyon wants to fuck his sister!

...

gr8 logic bruh

USO DA

USO NO USO

Wrong hair color.

Well those doujins are sort of hotter now

She was there to make sure he answered the phone.

How did her hair change color

Hair... dye...?

More like Kyon's sister is her grand^n mother.

How did the red man's skin turn black

Will there ever be another series that tells us nothing about the protagonist as well as Haruhi does? Even his sister remains anonymous. Hell, we don't know if she's his only sibling.

He says some stuff about his normal family life from time to time. Mom is kinda annoying, imouto is too childish for her age, and that time when he "dated" imouto's friend

I swear I saw imouto's hair balls are moving on their own.

But his daily life still remains largely unknown. And so does Haruhi's, and the rest of the cast besides Yuki. Which makes sense- he's the narrator, his own life is largely irrevelant to the story, and he doesn't know much about others' because he literally doesn't know where Haruhi lives.

Only one way to know for sure.

Ayy lmao

There are few protagonists who's name is not explicitly mentioned.