/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OBAMA IS A RETARD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Infrastructure Initiative 2/12/18
youtu.be/HO3eU9kunfQ
>AG Sessions @Abe Lincoln Celebration in PA 2/12/18
youtu.be/PplB7K8-vvM
>AG Sessions @Sherrif's Assoc Meeting 2/12/18
youtu.be/q6lBhsceHg8
>SoS T-Rex/Egypt FM Shoukr statements 2/12/18
youtu.be/7YyH81hGKes
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meeting on Congo 2/12/18
youtu.be/8NV_Ivbtq-0
>OMB Dir Mulvaney Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441100-101/
>Pentagon Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441107-1/
>StateDep 2019 Budget Presser (Heather, DepSec Sullivan, USAID Admin Green) 2/12/18
youtu.be/zp-1l4xe9Ng
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/12/18
youtu.be/eYShh3EGtFc
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in-flight briefing 2/11/18
c-span.org/video/?441045-1/
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #46 2/11/18
youtu.be/qaD1c3CVeLQ
>WH Video: VP Pence in SoKo 2/11/18
youtu.be/P8wit43BewI
>WH Video: VP Pence @Olympics 2/11/18
youtu.be/5UIxqvw9gL4
>StateDep US Engagement in West Hemisphere (Heather, DepSec Palmieri) 2/10/18
youtu.be/_VIO7wbdwuk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Trump Intl hotel 2/10/18
youtu.be/H0GvRol2WMM
>Pres Trump tells a /comfy/ story 2/9/18
youtu.be/nvs6csqievI
>VP Pence interview on NBC on noko 2/9/18
youtu.be/0wt70DoM2u8

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NEED A NEW BAKER

First for Esoteric Violence

Check'd.

what the hell is the 'r word'?

THANKS FOR BAKING!

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Turkish Cuisine Consists Mainly of Kebab

This is one of the most offensive stereotypes for many Turks because of their love for Turkish cuisine and its multitudinous dishes. Turkey has many different regions all of which have their own variety of ingredients (due to geography) and cuisines as a consequence. As such, the richness of the Turkish kitchen is undeniable and it’s narrow-minded to ignore all that and focus on the kebab. Yes, the kebab in Turkey is excellent, but there’s also a whole world of meze varieties, fresh fish, vegetable dishes, desserts, sweet and savoury pastries, soups, and roasts plus we haven’t even mentioned the myriad of recipes that were developed in the imperial Ottoman kitchens…

is this the end of /ptg/?

Redpill some roasties by making their valentines day great again

Onamaleaf must love this portrait.

Calm the fuck down, Satan.

The Great Happening Drought of 2018 is here and its killing me lads

checked and kek'd

Rhubarb.

So I guess they're going to ruin every republican this Nov by digging up that one time they cut in front of a woman at the supermart. Good run guys. Anyways
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, m'right?

>"We're like the piggy bank," says President Trump criticizing U.S. policies he inherited. He cites Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia. Says it's not fair. We defend them and they pay us a fraction of the costs.

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Reconnaissance.

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hmmh id let that activate my trap card

>when the majority of posts in a thread about american politics is faggots posting the same picture of momiji inubashiri that was allowed to stay because they shopped a hat on it.
>when the majority of posts in a thread about american politics is mostly people cuckboying about popstars getting fucked by others

Lot of game still on the clock

>healthy cigarettes
really creative writing, fella

>soyboy mommy issues general

islam is shit

b-b-but I'm just taking a break before going to trade school in april

Porter story still going strong....odds are Kelly resigns soon.....Minnesota election loss last night....things looking really bad for the GOP

Sheeeeeiiit. Who got ?

agreed. However what I said still stands.

anyone just watch that press briefing? why are all the reporters such faggots? since when do they care about security clearances? why doesnt sarah huckabee sanders just point out that the white house, state department, DOJ, and FBI knew for years hillary was sending and receiving classified information on an unsecured, private bathroom server, that was set up and managed by a small private company where nobody had a security clearance yet they all had complete access? or that hillary routinely asked her maid to print out and fax classified info from her personal computer at home? like, how did that not turn into a rampaging scandal in itself?

and why is nobody asking the important question about the rob porter 'scandal'? like for instance, what did his ex-wives do to deserve it?

just please, don't let America become Canada, I love you guys too much

>R-word

*ends drumpf's presidency in you're path*

>homo poster

I image that is what they'll try to do since it worked in Alabama, but with so many Republican suddenly getting accused people who actually think with logic are probably going to go. "Wait a minute: Why are we just hearing about this now?"

'Nigger' doesn't even begin with 'R'

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wait, thats Obamas OFFICIAL portrait???

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Why does everybody always link the Horriblesubs versions of anime? I don't watch the dubbed versions (usually) but what's the difference between the Subbed version I'm watching and Horriblesubs? Funimation kikery?

Retard. Kid holds hand up in front of his face to check, then another slaps it into his face.

It's what pirates say. Arrrr!

>Daddy's Roommate
I don't like the sound of this

AWOO~

je suis une faggot

>r word
What the fuck am I reading?

Well that's a letdown...

In case anyone missed it. Obama portrait "artist" (same one that has black women beheading white women) is also into spirit cooking shit.

gayest superhero ever

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are the memes bleeding into reality?

Salsa pls user

Is the "r-word" retard?
Jesus christ where did we go wrong...

problem, wh*teboi?

At my elementary school, they said you would have cancer if your hand was bigger than your face.

>customer refuses to pay
>temporary license expires
>phone call
>"Why did you install ransomware on our computer?"
Should have known better than doing business with the poos I suppose.
What's going on with Bibi?

Turks are all rape babies with no actual culture of their own though.

Wait, those are real?

lol what a shock

Delicious Marb Reds!

>I image that is what they'll try to do since it worked in Alabama
It didn't. What did work in Alabama was the Senior Republican senator of that state, with full acquiescence of the Senate Majority leader, going on record the weekend before the election and saying
> I'M NOT VOTING FOR THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE BUT WRITING IN A NOTABLE FIGURE OF THE STATE

McConnell threw the election to kill Bannon aspirations as kingmaker. Mission accomplished, I think

I think it is just the fastest most dependable uploader.

nothing worse than having to rename all the files in your folder because you got half from one sub group and the other half from another

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Maybe if you answer the question.

That portrait is set in stone right? they can't change it right? hahahah

These are the most evil fucking subhumans on earth. They have fully given themselves over to Satan.

oil paint filter her head more and then make it black panther's head in the mask

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Retard.

Horriblesubs is typically the fastest sub group to release currently airing shows. Funimation mangles dub and subs very badly.

Rhodesia

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Holy shit did I kek at this

>“Imran Awan threatened that he is very powerful and if I ever call the police [he] will do harm to me and my family members back in Pakistan and one of my cousins here in Baltimore.”

This is an actual quote from court documents, made by an elderly burka-clad woman against the IT staffer for Reps. Wasserman Schultz, Gregory Meeks and Andre Carson. She and others say he abused his position to control immigrants.

Getting real tired of liberal crimes being buried and Trump witchhunt just getting more and more steam

enjoy. the other ones I didn't want on my computer

>taking a break
I guess CHYNA is screwing Canada too

I don't miss smoking often, but I do miss the comfy feel of camel soft packs

WE DID IT

THE TICK HAS BEEN TOCKED!!

Anyone have that "just" edit?

my fucking sides NOOOOO

Islam has no fucking culture.

R word? I dont get it

*CAW*

*CAW*

Wussup my fellow /ptg/erodactyls???

Ready to hunt some SJWasaurs today???

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Someone should spam Hannity how the bg is literally cloned

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This is terrible even for leaf posting.

>Be Obama's
>Go to nigger artist for something more Woke then what the other white presidents have
>He draws a picture of you in the jungle with sperm on your face.

Jesus what time line are we in.

>Getting real tired of liberal crimes being buried

Get used to it.

very

Then that's missing the entire point of the joke.

*Blocks your lungs

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Read the OP subject line

Uh, I think this might be a shop guys

That applies to all muslims.

Only a nigger brain could have decided a portrait of a chimp in the jungle was fit for the walls of the white house.

I called it, it looks like he has a goop of cum on his head

REMINDER THAT PTERODACTYLS WITH TRUMP HATS ARE AS ON TOPIC WITH MOMIJI INUBASHIRI POSTS WITH TRUMP HATS.

WE NEED MORE PHERODACTYLS

This. I think it's retard. What the fuck just say retard you fucking communists.

>the sissy duckling
what the fuck

Did none of you fucking read what I said?

Man it needed a lot of effort to come up with this, have a (You)!

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