There has been a lot of terrible things being said about Brazil on this board lately. Why is Sup Forums so jealous of us?
>moderately conservative women who like looking beautiful for their husbands >beautiful nature >beautiful bunda >more water than Europe >larger than Europe >invented the airplane >far less devastated than the USA >conservative working class >young people are educated on the internet and hate the communists and feminists >country of the future, pretty much
>inb4 murder
Murder in Brazil, as it has been said many times before, is a meme. Nothing will happen to you as long as you avoid specific murder districts that even the brazilian outcasts know they should avoid, like beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets, favelas, triangles of death (city's PVP zone), bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks, poorer neighborhoods,
Foreigners get shot because they come to Brazil, drive in one of the places mentioned above and think they are not expected to know the basics of the language (at least enough to know when the brazilians tell them to get off the car and hand over goods).
How popular is Tati Zaqui in Huezil? I recently discovered her and I very much enjoy masturbating to her music videos.
Gavin Martinez
Our best ex-colony without a doubt :)))
Sebastian Peterson
Fifth from the left is a dude.
Robert Perez
>beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets, >bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks
So dont go anywhere that makes a city interesting and worth visiting?
Great. Thanks for reminding me what a shithole is Brazil is.
Levi Carter
god those asses are unreal
Blake Gutierrez
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING LARD ASSES.
Easton Barnes
>ass eating as a national sport
sign me up
Levi Ortiz
HAPPY MARDI GRAS Brazil bros!!
Ryder Morales
If I was one of those white girls I'd be so pissed at my grandparents for picking Brazil to move to instead of burgerland, leafland, straya, kiwiland. Talk about a bad draw.
Jayden Evans
Brazil isn't larger than Europe.
Learn some fucking geography.
Evan Allen
>Nigger infested shithole >STD central >Spicks
Dominic Foster
>2nd largest white population in the world
Thank god they left Eurafrica to glorious new world
Lincoln Fisher
At the time they came it wasnt so bad. Mine got a good fucking piece of land almost for free. Too bad land isnt worth so much in today's economy
John Nguyen
>BRAPPPPPP appreciation thread
John King
Stop giving our country a bad name, macaco idiota.
Brayden Adams
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Ayden Hall
US is 80% white by their metrics
Ethan Reyes
Rolling.
P.S, does anyone know the names of any of these goddesses?
>Nothing will happen to you as long as you avoid specific murder districts that even the brazilian outcasts know they should avoid, like beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets, favelas, triangles of death (city's PVP zone), bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks, poorer neighborhoods, South Africa is also safe. Don´t go there and you won´t get killed.
Jose Clark
short brunette pleeeease.
Jeremiah Robinson
In 50 years, we'll be saying the same thing about America.
Luke King
>subjective >sure, but a lot of places also have this >same as 1, also subjective. >water. sure. everyone loves your parasite infested water with fish that swim up people's dicks. >america is large too. and russia. and china. and canada. all better then brazil >lies. >far less developed then USA too >meh. >dunno. >not yet up to poo in loo standards even. get a space program if you dont have one yet. you're so unimportant no one knows or cares.
Noah Lopez
9, 7 or 0 please
Robert Collins
BrFarmer saved the rep of Brazil single handedly He is a /pol bro Pic related, gave hope to /pol that we can all free ourselves from them with simple gardening.
Gabriel Phillips
>looked comfy
but I lel'd at at 1930's Rio: 3:50. monkey 1, monkey 2.
Jaxson Richardson
Who ever is in charge of events like these where women are parade around like whores should be summarily executed.
Aaron Moore
True. but you guys are only 30 years behind. Leafs will pass us by 2050 in non-white birth %
Jayden Morris
Nigger
Levi Cooper
Basically stand still in your hotel room and you might not get shot
Zachary Green
i never knew Brazilians were once white, no ever told me, the people in your video just disappeared and no one cared now look at Brazil, absolute shithole
im just learning about this
Wyatt Wilson
I like Brazil fuck the haters
Bentley Sanchez
Eu gosto de sopa de macaco
Hudson Perez
You are a big guy
Andrew Roberts
Always with the bunda/half naked women. You fucking degenerates should be all shot, you are part of the problem.
Tyler Sanchez
Easy user
Caleb Rogers
Trump should give asylum to them.
Oliver Parker
>brapzil
Alexander Price
"the market places of rio are animated by an infinite variety of tropical animals"
> camera pans over nigger child
LOOOL
Amazing how rio looked like a typical European city in the 1940's, with mostly only whites being seen. In less than 50 years it became a degenerate shithole. What a fucking shame.
Alexander Davis
What about the German colonies, all the Nazi sympathizers that had to move to Brazil cause the US did not want them....
What about the city of Americana, created by Southerners after the civil war?
Not to mention the city of Sao Paulo, home to the largest population of Japanese people outside of Japan....we did not put them in internment camps like the US did....
Ryder James
That's where the poop falls out
Jose Reed
That would be a hard sell. Trump should offer H1B's for models and etc.
Grayson Brown
Non whites aren't the problem in here, commies are.
Matthew Hernandez
>Always with the bunda/half naked women.
that's what your country is most famous for. If you want to change that, then find out where the Nazi bunkers are and then tell us
Tyler Hall
Those ugly huge asses are fucking ugly.
I have a more refined taste.
Henry Jackson
Brazil gets off easy, don't make a butthurt thread about it.
Ryder Carter
Those women aren't being paraded around like whores.
4th one from the right, 3rd one from the left. omg!
Nathaniel Lee
>DESIGNATED >MURDER >DISTRICTS
Jayden Ward
moderately conservative women >ratio of cum guzzling sluts is second only to Czechslovakia
Logan Jones
what the hell is Czechoslovakia?
Jace Reed
i know user makes me stiff
Carson Garcia
some anime wet dream?
Caleb Howard
We are no kidding when we say Germany etc will become BR v2.
You should always support abortion in your country, it's what has kept their population under some sorta control for a long time.
Mason Gonzalez
I'm here now for carnival in rio. The women are confirmed sluts but stunning. Everyone is a tramp and I've had a knife pulled on me. The place is a total shithole. The locals are really fucking dim and seem to take forever to do anything and when they finally do..they do it wrong. Gay people everywhere. Its even worse than London somehow
Nolan Martinez
We also got to love Brazil because of Ayahuasca
Isaiah Carter
I'm interested in Brazilian culture, please suggest pornochanchada.
Asher Hernandez
Rolling
How do you find a Brazilian Babe (that isn’t a man)?
Jack Ross
If you are mentally retarded than yes
Alexander Rivera
Old fags also need to love Brazil because of Sepultura
Aaron Williams
It doesn't mean people should celebrate it, especially not here.
Joseph Collins
Truly Australia is Master Race. We should hail them as the succession to the Holy Roman Empire
Joseph Rivera
Its really simple. Are people from all over the world breaking down your borders to get in? Nope?
Then country is confirmed shithole.
List of countries not currently ranked a shithole: Australia New Zealand America
In order from least shitty to full on shart.
William Young
>avoid literally everything interesting about the country. >also:not shit country Choose 1
Thomas Roberts
So how hot are the wahmnen in Brazil?
Xavier Fisher
More Christian than you mohammad, 90% Christian population in Brazil
Top 3 country when it comes to percentage of Christian population...no wonder we get attacked constantly. we are 1 of only 3 countries with a 90%+ Christian population
Thomas Brown
>Brazil appreciation thread. >start with degenerate roasties pic. This is why no one take us seriously.
Isaac Taylor
As a carioca, I never leave my house during carnival. It's fucking awful.
Gavin Cruz
Most Brazilians are literally a hybrid of niggers and spics. It's why everything you guys post on Sup Forums is so stupid. Brazil posters are literally nigger mutts
Nolan Myers
Amnesty Don is back on the table. Guy wants to give 3+ million illegals citizenship in exchange for the wall and ending the diversity lottery and chain migration in 10 years.
What a fucking joke. Trump will tank the GOP in the midterms if he signs any form of amnesty. He fucking campaigned on deporting DACA spics, now he wants to give them citizenship? You fags that suck his dick need to realize that he's wrong on this issue and can easily say "no fucking citizenship but I'll let them get work permits". Why is that so fucking hard for him to do?
Levi Smith
Still have a higher percentage of Christian pop in the world
Nathaniel Lopez
Mother Aya was around long before nigger Brazil... sorry spick.
Love that DMT though...
Noah Gray
ROLL
Nolan Brooks
>AYO WEWUZ CHRISTIAN N SHEIT
Colton Wilson
rollllllllllllllll
John Allen
Yeah most of you are like 1 third nigger, 1 third spic, and 1 third European. Brazil is more mutted than america. The vast majority of you are total subhumans
Parker Perry
roly poly
Jonathan Lee
Ya....Amazon Basin creation..true you can't confine something so great as ayahuasca to a country
However...calling ayahuasca a simple DMT experience makes you a bit of an uneducated human being (with all due respect)
DMT in its pure form is not = to the ayahuasca experience...Ayahuasca is a battle to reclaim your soul. No amount of aya is pleasant...it is a nightmare ride where you must go through a gauntlet of pain and agony before you are allowed to walk with the Jaguar.
Smoking DMT is bullshit...no offense, you are on the right path.
Liam Morris
we are....90% of the population is Christian
Luis Ward
Is carnival in Rio overrated? what do people do, just have parties in the streets?
communists and just the left in general comes from hating white Christians, their colonies, their empires, their culture, etc. That's an over simplified way of saying it. My point is nonwhites are the fucking commies, the left has been using them as a major tool clearly forever
Adrian Wilson
Not at all. Brazil is a melting pot but we have distinct regions and very isolated pockets of culture that make some regions very European.
Case in point, most Brazilian are roman catholic, with European immigration....The South of Brazil is nothing like the North of Brazil
Cameron Nguyen
>Most Christians >Literally murdering your Christian brethern Christ is ashamed Paolo
Ethan Davis
>Brazilian niggerspics think they're people Niggers don't go to heaven. Only humans can be Christian
Grayson Stewart
>black >Christian
Evan Wilson
HAHAHAHAHAAH no Christian as in Jesus loving and followers of Christ.
So much so that 80% of the native ayahuasca tribes had to get Jesus into the picture to survive.
I am not a Christcuck, I don't give a fuck about abrahamic religions BUT honestly, most Brazilians are aware that Jesus was sold out by the jews
Angel Johnson
if i ever see one of you fucking scatzilians in a mmorpg again, i'll fucking have you, cunts
Adrian Perry
Brazil posters always claim >n-n-not me I'm from the white part But all I know is that most of Brazil is spicniggers so I never trust you guys
Gavin Thompson
Carnival here is exactly what you expect from it: music, dancing, slutting, drinking. If you want that, you will get it. If you are a white gringo, women will thrown themselves at you wherever you go. The catch: you will be target by thieves as well.
Leo Young
Use confederate meme flag, unaware of Americana. a proud southerner colony in Brazil, founded by ex confederates that moved to brazil to continue their culture
Sad you don't know this southern brother....we still proudly fly the confederate flag, yearly, to commemorate the south of the us and their contribution to brazilian culture
Best grits in south america = Americana
Bentley Russell
Stay in the basement mr Cloverfield lane
Jason Parker
>>invented the airplane
Gabriel Mitchell
I've been to places with my Brazilian friends in Sao Paulo where we had to stop speaking English so that we weren't mugged. You live in a shit hole country
Benjamin Gonzalez
CELLULOSE CELLULOSE EVERYWHERE
Alexander Powell
Dutch, German and US colonist from confederate states established themselves in Brazil
As Well as the largest pop of Japs outside of Japan
Stay Ignorant
Michael Rodriguez
Degenerate country that lives and dies for bunda. Fuck brazil fuck brazil fuck brazil