Brazil Appreciation Thread

There has been a lot of terrible things being said about Brazil on this board lately. Why is Sup Forums so jealous of us?

>moderately conservative women who like looking beautiful for their husbands
>beautiful nature
>beautiful bunda
>more water than Europe
>larger than Europe
>invented the airplane
>far less devastated than the USA
>conservative working class
>young people are educated on the internet and hate the communists and feminists
>country of the future, pretty much

>inb4 murder

Murder in Brazil, as it has been said many times before, is a meme. Nothing will happen to you as long as you avoid specific murder districts that even the brazilian outcasts know they should avoid, like beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets, favelas, triangles of death (city's PVP zone), bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks, poorer neighborhoods,

Foreigners get shot because they come to Brazil, drive in one of the places mentioned above and think they are not expected to know the basics of the language (at least enough to know when the brazilians tell them to get off the car and hand over goods).

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How popular is Tati Zaqui in Huezil? I recently discovered her and I very much enjoy masturbating to her music videos.

Our best ex-colony without a doubt :)))

Fifth from the left is a dude.

>beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets,
>bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks

So dont go anywhere that makes a city interesting and worth visiting?

Great. Thanks for reminding me what a shithole is Brazil is.

god those asses are unreal

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING LARD ASSES.

>ass eating as a national sport

sign me up

HAPPY MARDI GRAS Brazil bros!!

If I was one of those white girls I'd be so pissed at my grandparents for picking Brazil to move to instead of burgerland, leafland, straya, kiwiland.
Talk about a bad draw.

Brazil isn't larger than Europe.

Learn some fucking geography.

>Nigger infested shithole
>STD central
>Spicks

>2nd largest white population in the world

Thank god they left Eurafrica to glorious new world

At the time they came it wasnt so bad. Mine got a good fucking piece of land almost for free. Too bad land isnt worth so much in today's economy

>BRAPPPPPP appreciation thread

Stop giving our country a bad name, macaco idiota.

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US is 80% white by their metrics

Rolling.

P.S, does anyone know the names of any of these goddesses?

This.

Rio 1940's:
youtube.com/watch?v=wChW_mxM0tY


Rio 1930's
youtube.com/watch?v=a7Q1kITY168

>Nothing will happen to you as long as you avoid specific murder districts that even the brazilian outcasts know they should avoid, like beaches, crowded tourist sights, city centers, local markets, favelas, triangles of death (city's PVP zone), bus stops, train stations, ambulances, public parks, poorer neighborhoods,
South Africa is also safe. Don´t go there and you won´t get killed.

short brunette pleeeease.

In 50 years, we'll be saying the same thing about America.

>subjective
>sure, but a lot of places also have this
>same as 1, also subjective.
>water. sure. everyone loves your parasite infested water with fish that swim up people's dicks.
>america is large too. and russia. and china. and canada. all better then brazil
>lies.
>far less developed then USA too
>meh.
>dunno.
>not yet up to poo in loo standards even. get a space program if you dont have one yet. you're so unimportant no one knows or cares.

9, 7 or 0 please

BrFarmer saved the rep of Brazil single handedly
He is a /pol bro
Pic related, gave hope to /pol that we can all free ourselves from them with simple gardening.

>looked comfy

but I lel'd at
at 1930's Rio: 3:50. monkey 1, monkey 2.

Who ever is in charge of events like these where women are parade around like whores should be summarily executed.

True. but you guys are only 30 years behind. Leafs will pass us by 2050 in non-white birth %

Nigger

Basically stand still in your hotel room and you might not get shot

i never knew Brazilians were once white, no ever told me, the people in your video just disappeared and no one cared
now look at Brazil, absolute shithole

im just learning about this

I like Brazil fuck the haters

Eu gosto de sopa de macaco

You are a big guy

Always with the bunda/half naked women. You fucking degenerates should be all shot, you are part of the problem.

Easy user

Trump should give asylum to them.

>brapzil

"the market places of rio are animated by an infinite variety of tropical animals"

> camera pans over nigger child

LOOOL

Amazing how rio looked like a typical European city in the 1940's, with mostly only whites being seen. In less than 50 years it became a degenerate shithole. What a fucking shame.

What about the German colonies, all the Nazi sympathizers that had to move to Brazil cause the US did not want them....

What about the city of Americana, created by Southerners after the civil war?

Not to mention the city of Sao Paulo, home to the largest population of Japanese people outside of Japan....we did not put them in internment camps like the US did....

That's where the poop falls out

That would be a hard sell.
Trump should offer H1B's for models and etc.

Non whites aren't the problem in here, commies are.

>Always with the bunda/half naked women.

that's what your country is most famous for. If you want to change that, then find out where the Nazi bunkers are and then tell us

Those ugly huge asses are fucking ugly.

I have a more refined taste.

Brazil gets off easy, don't make a butthurt thread about it.

Those women aren't being paraded around like whores.

However, the skirts should be to the knee.

>BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

4th one from the right, 3rd one from the left.
omg!

>DESIGNATED
>MURDER
>DISTRICTS

moderately conservative women
>ratio of cum guzzling sluts is second only to Czechslovakia

what the hell is Czechoslovakia?

i know user makes me stiff

some anime wet dream?

We are no kidding when we say Germany etc will become BR v2.

You should always support abortion in your country, it's what has kept their population under some sorta control for a long time.

I'm here now for carnival in rio. The women are confirmed sluts but stunning. Everyone is a tramp and I've had a knife pulled on me. The place is a total shithole. The locals are really fucking dim and seem to take forever to do anything and when they finally do..they do it wrong. Gay people everywhere. Its even worse than London somehow

We also got to love Brazil because of Ayahuasca

I'm interested in Brazilian culture, please suggest pornochanchada.

Rolling

How do you find a Brazilian Babe (that isn’t a man)?

If you are mentally retarded than yes

Old fags also need to love Brazil because of Sepultura

It doesn't mean people should celebrate it, especially not here.

Truly Australia is Master Race.
We should hail them as the succession to the Holy Roman Empire

Its really simple. Are people from all over the world breaking down your borders to get in? Nope?

Then country is confirmed shithole.

List of countries not currently ranked a shithole:
Australia
New Zealand
America

In order from least shitty to full on shart.

>avoid literally everything interesting about the country.
>also:not shit country
Choose 1

So how hot are the wahmnen in Brazil?

More Christian than you mohammad, 90% Christian population in Brazil

Top 3 country when it comes to percentage of Christian population...no wonder we get attacked constantly. we are 1 of only 3 countries with a 90%+ Christian population

>Brazil appreciation thread.
>start with degenerate roasties pic.
This is why no one take us seriously.

As a carioca, I never leave my house during carnival. It's fucking awful.

Most Brazilians are literally a hybrid of niggers and spics.
It's why everything you guys post on Sup Forums is so stupid. Brazil posters are literally nigger mutts

Amnesty Don is back on the table. Guy wants to give 3+ million illegals citizenship in exchange for the wall and ending the diversity lottery and chain migration in 10 years.

What a fucking joke. Trump will tank the GOP in the midterms if he signs any form of amnesty. He fucking campaigned on deporting DACA spics, now he wants to give them citizenship? You fags that suck his dick need to realize that he's wrong on this issue and can easily say "no fucking citizenship but I'll let them get work permits". Why is that so fucking hard for him to do?

Still have a higher percentage of Christian pop in the world

Mother Aya was around long before nigger Brazil... sorry spick.

Love that DMT though...

ROLL

>AYO WEWUZ CHRISTIAN N SHEIT

rollllllllllllllll

Yeah most of you are like 1 third nigger, 1 third spic, and 1 third European. Brazil is more mutted than america. The vast majority of you are total subhumans

roly poly

Ya....Amazon Basin creation..true you can't confine something so great as ayahuasca to a country

However...calling ayahuasca a simple DMT experience makes you a bit of an uneducated human being (with all due respect)

DMT in its pure form is not = to the ayahuasca experience...Ayahuasca is a battle to reclaim your soul. No amount of aya is pleasant...it is a nightmare ride where you must go through a gauntlet of pain and agony before you are allowed to walk with the Jaguar.

Smoking DMT is bullshit...no offense, you are on the right path.

we are....90% of the population is Christian

Is carnival in Rio overrated? what do people do, just have parties in the streets?

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((christian))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>invented the airplane

communists and just the left in general comes from hating white Christians, their colonies, their empires, their culture, etc. That's an over simplified way of saying it.
My point is nonwhites are the fucking commies, the left has been using them as a major tool clearly forever

Not at all.
Brazil is a melting pot but we have distinct regions and very isolated pockets of culture that make some regions very European.

Case in point, most Brazilian are roman catholic, with European immigration....The South of Brazil is nothing like the North of Brazil

>Most Christians
>Literally murdering your Christian brethern
Christ is ashamed Paolo

>Brazilian niggerspics think they're people
Niggers don't go to heaven. Only humans can be Christian

>black
>Christian

HAHAHAHAHAAH no Christian as in Jesus loving and followers of Christ.

So much so that 80% of the native ayahuasca tribes had to get Jesus into the picture to survive.

I am not a Christcuck, I don't give a fuck about abrahamic religions BUT honestly, most Brazilians are aware that Jesus was sold out by the jews

if i ever see one of you fucking scatzilians in a mmorpg again, i'll fucking have you, cunts

Brazil posters always claim
>n-n-not me I'm from the white part
But all I know is that most of Brazil is spicniggers so I never trust you guys

Carnival here is exactly what you expect from it: music, dancing, slutting, drinking.
If you want that, you will get it. If you are a white gringo, women will thrown themselves at you wherever you go. The catch: you will be target by thieves as well.

Use confederate meme flag, unaware of Americana. a proud southerner colony in Brazil, founded by ex confederates that moved to brazil to continue their culture

Sad you don't know this southern brother....we still proudly fly the confederate flag, yearly, to commemorate the south of the us and their contribution to brazilian culture

Best grits in south america = Americana

Stay in the basement mr Cloverfield lane

>>invented the airplane

I've been to places with my Brazilian friends in Sao Paulo where we had to stop speaking English so that we weren't mugged. You live in a shit hole country

CELLULOSE
CELLULOSE EVERYWHERE

Dutch, German and US colonist from confederate states established themselves in Brazil

As Well as the largest pop of Japs outside of Japan

Stay Ignorant

Degenerate country that lives and dies for bunda. Fuck brazil fuck brazil fuck brazil