Meanwhile on /soypol/

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wow i LITERALLY cant even right now

It was HER TURN

i actually found a neat new lifehack to drink from a straw at the same time i have my mouth fully open for a selfie

>tfw no gf to cuck me with her black bull
STATE NEEDS TO FIX THIS

You need to be more proactive friend. Try finding a black bull first and then use him to find a gf.

Let's all get together and clean our room, fellow buckos! Make pappy peterstein proud!

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DEBASED

>USHAAAH
>HAVE I DONE GOOD MASTER?!

This.

Me and my bull have been together through 3 girl friends.

Worse than when Dumbledoor died, like LITERALLY.

i just LITERALLY cannot understand. did you guys see the new Rick and Bojack Mortyman yesterday? Sooooo good. best time ever is bong rips watching cartoons with a bowl of Froot Loops amirite?

I LICHREALLY like, can't think of a SINGLE funnier show on Adult Swim!

OPEN MOUTH PREORDER SWITCH NOW

*Incessant laughter at banal ironies*

bing bing wahoo has the best story EVAR

Who else here /socialdemokrat/?

Hai everyone. I just rented out my local theater for the opening night of Black Panther and will be letting all people of color in free of charge. We'll have door security to make sure no whites try to appropriate this wonderful film. I suggest you do the same in your city. It's time we finally had equality.

>tfw my transgfs bull contracted AIDS but its okay since we have a strict no condom policy
we're BUG pregnant!

me and my wife's son are hungry as fuck and i cant go out tonight for food

Problem is our fridge is near empty...what do i make?

My wife's 5 year old black son beat me in an arm wrestling match today.

I couldn't be prouder.

First of all I'd like to acknowledge the traditional owners of this land and pay respect to their elders past, present and future leaders of Australias First People's and nation.

Any advice on how to approach strong, independent and free thinking women? All my chick friends say I'd be a wonderful partner and any girl would be lucky to have me. I've been reading feminist theory for men but my approach must be too aggressive. How do you guys keep your privilege in check?

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applesauce and carrot burrito

Those meats in the meat cooler drawer look oddly merchant like

Oh my kek.

Wh*Te """people""" are fucking gross

Staying in the back garden cottage this evening, wifi is really slow out here but I want my wife to be able to enjoy her space without me intruding. I'll have to run some CAT5 after Jason leaves.

That's an Altmer

Fug boys I want to participate but its physically painful to impersonate these cucks

I remember how painful it was the first time I watched my wife fuck another man but knowing she's being satisfied dulls it a bit, I do cry sometimes when I spend the night on my own

Hey man ( oops sorry if ur trans). I'm so proud of Australia! If TwoScoops XD wins in 2020 I might move there ;).

Congratz on reading progressive lit! But if u want to be more passive and less toxic, you need to understand the cis-female perspective. Read feminist theory for women (cis or trans).
This will help you understand your toxic nature from their point of view. Very enlightening Xd.

I'm a mod at r/feminism. Check the sidebar for book suggestions and pm me if u wanna talk more!

I want to punch that faggot until he coughs his own teeth and vomits his boyfriends semen

>tfw my face structure is so alpha I can't physically smile or do that stupid grin
I used to think it was a curse to have people assume i am a psychopath but now it's an upside, it's like nature wanted me to be better than the average

>his

No you just don't smile because you have shit self esteem

join my gay nazi discord

Reminder that Trump is literally Voldemort.

no you fat american my cheekbones are really protruding so I can't physically smile with my teeth open or mouth. NATURE made me anti-soyboy

you probably just have downs

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Is this the current year? Oh my gawd the USA's current administration reminds me of how much we need to be our own Harry Potters.

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Holy flying fuck "my wife's son" killed me

My wife's sons need cars

>Holy flying fuck "my wife's son" killed me

That's not a joke, they are trying to normalize it.

There's at least 500 calories in that mayonnaise jar

My girlfriend went to party without me Sup Forums again, I text her and she told me she was taking care of her little sister tonight but Chad just send me a pic of her drinking in his house with other dudes from the football team. I hope the guys drop her early or her parents may get worried.
So how is your night Sup Forums?

grug no cuck
you cuck

Just spending a relaxing evening while my gf is out with her friends, I think they went to a club

10/10

Oh wow that's a lot of anger you have there you unprivileged poc, maybe beating me will help y-you? I am a privilege white man please unleash you fury on my face

>Argentina
>white

OOG BOOGA BIX NUDS
ALL WHYPIPO ARE RAYCIS
GIB DEM MONIES
PAY PAL ME

*upvoted*
XDDD

We're winning against those nazi frogs, right guys?????

I needs a hug :(

>He does not buy Nintendo games
>He did not buy Nintendo Switch
>He does not drink Soymilk
>He will not earn those sweet good-husband points

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

You Americans may have drumph, but at least you dont breathe the same air as brainwashed leave voters. Actually, leave voters aren't brainwashed. No, not brainwashed. They're just stupid, ignorant, racist, sexist, selfish and/or irrational.

Democracy don't function well when the electorate aren't smart or altruistic enough to see through the politician's BS and leave LIES.

#Istandwithsoros

My hubby points are temporarly suspended after I waited too long to reply to my gf's text
My fault really for not respecting her enough

some newfag really loves being on Sup Forums to care enough to blush wojack.

No wonder that cake has the sickle and hammer. It could feed the entire USSR.

CAtalunya gratis!!!! WE need to separate from this racist sexist spain so we can finally help all the people in need in the worl in our socialist republic

It seems easy enough for me, tho

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wait a second..

Ugh, can you leave Nintendo out of this meme please? There's nothing wrong with the casual vidya so long as you've already TCB'd (took care of business) for the day.
>not implying the "soyboy" meme is even funny enough to be worth a response itfp