Why the fuck are harem protags denser than black holes when it comes to romance/love/lust of the harem members?

Why the fuck are harem protags denser than black holes when it comes to romance/love/lust of the harem members?

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Contrary to popular belief, black holes are not necessarily very dense at all.
A galaxy-sized black hole would be less dense than you.

Because harem is for retards.

>make a character you're suppose to relate to
>they have no dicks

sometimes I question the validity of the self-insert meme

If you had a dick you wouldn't be a little girl on Sup Forums.
Discuss.

It keeps the show from becoming into a hentai.

It's because Japanese males that don't have a love life can't insert into someone who is confident and make more progress then they do in real life. The same reasons why the girls act very dumb around the MC or somehow are virgins when then actions they do shows signs of them being very experience with sex.

They are actually cripplingly depressed and have absolutely horrid self-esteem, so they cannot even fathom someone having romantic interest in them.

Though to be fair most of Sup Forums seems to self-insert more as the harem girls anyway.

Every thread is about the particular harem girl "winning" the MC. I mean usually with relatable MCs it's the other way around isn't it (that your self insert is suppose to win the girls)?

Only (male) MC that's actually written like that is 8man. The rest have no personality traits to assume such a theory.

I wish we got more depressed sacks of shit as MCs. They're a lot more entertaining than the chipper faggots we usually get.

Purely for profit from all the shipfags who are dying to see if their favourite girl is the one to win in the end.

Because otherwise they would all end in one chapter.

>black holes are not necessarily very dense at all.
What the hell are you talking about? A black hole is in essence a singularity, iirc the most dense thing in the observable universe

Or they could continue and provide interesting character development, plot progression, or world building.
Unfortunately that would require good writers.

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It's a consequence of how density and gravity work.
Density is proportional to m/r³
Gravity is proportional to m/r²
As you can see, there is one extra r in the density equation. That's why very small black holes have an extremely high density, while very large black holes have a relatively small density.

>That's What- She
Okay, that was pretty good

But all black holes (excluding weird shit like primordial ones maybe) contain a singularity, an infinitely small point right? Thus they would be infinitely dense.

You can't have development and an MC clowning around with 12 different girls at the same time for 100 chapters. Denseness is neccesary to stop him just sticking his dick in one of them

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A black hole is any amount of mass that is compressed so much that it resides within its own schwarzschild radius. What exactly happens inside a black hole is difficult to say because it's impossible to observe. People speculate about naked singularities, but unfortunately for us fetishists, nothing has come of that so far.
The schwarzschild radius is dependent on the pull of gravity (for the sake of this argument simplified as mass divided by radius to the second power). The singularity and the schwarzschildradius are not the same. But people refer the to schwarzschild radius when describing the size of the black hole. It would be silly to try to describe the size of the singularity, given that you cannot observe it, by definition.

>It's shit - Sup Forums
If only Sup Forums was like this apart from a few threads a day it's pretty hard to have discussions about older less popular shows.

Yes, but it would be silly to assume the mass inside said radius would be less dense than a black hole's nearest cousin, the Neutron Star.

>turning him into a girl for a day so his friend isn't lonely
>not just turning the friend into a girl so he has a better chance at love

I never understood this

>But all black holes (excluding weird shit like primordial ones maybe) contain a singularity, an infinitely small point right?

Singularities aren't things that physically exist. Quite the opposite really. Having a singularity is math-speak for "you done fucked up our calculations".

For example, if we look at density, it's the mass of somethign divided by the volume. D=m/V

So what happens if we consider something with mass, but no volume? You get a division by zero, something you can't calculate. In fancier words, D=m/V has a singularity at V=0.

Now with a black hole, there's nothing in physics as we know them that could stop gravity from crushing it ever smaller. Meaning they'd end up with a size of zero. And as we just showed, that gives a singularity when we look at the density. There's also a lot of physics which divides by the radius, and the radius here is zero...

So the real answer is that physics as we know it can't deal with the centre of black holes, and spits back a singularity in our faces if we try. As we learn more, we're likely to discover some new mechanism which keeps the black hole from collapsing to a size of zero, and suddenly there's no singularity to be found any more.

Depends on if you think the schwarzschild radius is the border of the black hole, or if you think the tiny, hyperdense object of incalculable size in the middle is the black hole.

The "schwarzschild density" of a black hole decreases as we go to larger black holes. The schwarzschild density of the milky way, if it was compressed to being a black hole, would be 37mg per cubic metre, compared with the air around you which sits around 1200 gram per cubic metre.

The core on the other hand, well, we can't even calculate the density of that. Off the scale, off the math.

The density of an object is the mass of that object divided by its radius to the third power. (in the case of spherical objects, like black holes)
As I said, the size of the schwarzschild radius is the only measurement we have of a black hole's size.
Take this black hole for example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S5_0014+81#Supermassive_black_hole
It has 40 billion solar masses. That's 2*10^30*4*10^10=8*10^40
Its radius is 118.35 billion kilometers.
8kg*10^40/(1.2m*10^14)³ ~ 0.046kg/m³
I'll repeat that: 0.046 kg/m³
The human body consists largely of water and can thus be assumed to have a similar density. That's 1000 kg/m³
A neutron star has a density of roughly 10^17 kg/m³
This black hole not only is less dense than a neutron star. It's much, much less dense than you.

Well, you see, if he fucked the girls, there's nothing to left to do. They need to milk the girls for as long as possible, so letting them win the MC dick is, quite literally, pointless.

If you made the same thread on /sci/ would they start talking about anime?

The exact point where /sci/ hijacked the thread

if a harem protagonist made decisive decisions in regards to love it would no longer be a harem, the show could not go on in perpetuity and a lot of the audience would be very angry that their girl did not win

if a harem protagonist acted on the sexual advances made towards him it could not air on television and a lot of the audience would be very angry that their girl got defiled

>Denseness is neccesary to stop him just sticking his dick in one of them
Not denseness, but dicklessness instead. Give the MC the balls and self-confidence to insist on a harem from the start, then you can do hundreds of chapters of the stuff wants. It would flop hard, because the target audience could never relate to it, but it could be done.

Because he's meant to be a self insert for beta Japs (Which also closely relate to you, just without the sex drive). Young men want a fantasy where they can be a spineless, beta, timid, average faced, small framed, short, loser without any societal value (No accomplishments, no education, no money, no assets, shit/no job) and still have females flock to him for some reason (ISEKAI). We all know in real life females are not attracted to a man without anything to give them, so this is why 2d girls, where females do the complete opposite, is of pure fantasy.

In anime, having him fuck the girls would do a couple of things.
>go against his character since he's a beta and would never fuck the girls because he's a nice guy and wants marriage first.
Not being beta means the audience can't relate to him, or at least the mainstream audience can't. A common trend you might see is keeping the male beta but giving him massive insert alpha attributes. This is just a way to ego stroke your audience while keeping the show about them (Sword Art Online)
>go against the purity of the female characters
We all know that 2d girls are great because they're pure and 3d disgusting because they fuck everyone with a pulse (Except you) and all have std's and major personality and complex issues because of it. Again, the male fantasy has to be retained and believable, just like with the alpha/beta mc. The audience hates reality and making your female characters as realistic as possible will only destroy the fantasy your trying to set up for them
>would ruin the tension, suspense, and interest of a lot of stories
Most harems (Of any kind really) rely on a combination of comedy, SoL, fanservice, good character designs ("waifubait"), and romance to "stay" interesting. Jumping to sex/sexual acts completely leaps over the romance, drama, and fanservice and severely handicaps your limited tools of attention grabbing in an already stale generic overdone market.

>Kyousuke
>beta
Oreimo isn't even a harem, by the way

MC spends like half of second season just turning down bitches who want to get on his dick, how is that not a harem?

>half of season
More like a few minutes in like three episodes. Don't pretend to have an opinion about things you know nothing about

So that nips don't set fire to their merch when their girl loses

Because they're supposed to be naive, kind and pure hearted boys hence why girls fall in love with them. If they were just plain perverts the appeal would be gone.

That was just an example and also a hyperbole, I couldn't be arsed to check, but it's a harem through and through.

>Don't pretend to have an opinion
Oh you silly fuck.

Oreimo is not a harem
>MC actually got together with someone (twice)
>no excessive fanservice
>the girls aren't literally drooling after the MC
>moeblob pandering girl got BTFO'd, angering otaku manchildren
>has an actual plot
>the characters are somewhat deep

>MC actually got together with someone (twice)
That's the case in some harems
>no excessive fanservice
define "excessive", also pic related
>the girls aren't literally drooling after the MC
they do everything but
>moeblob pandering girl got BTFO'd, angering otaku manchildren
worst girl wins
>has an actual plot
that is nothing more thatn an excuse to show off the girls
>the characters are somewhat deep
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>why are black holes as dense as harem protagonists in romantic/lovely/lustful situations

So you're just another buttmad neko/meganefag? Imagine my shock

>Imagine my shock

Since you like oreimo I can't. I mean, eatshitters like you are used to it so they can't be shocked at all.

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I'm buttmad because I was baited into watching two seasons of haremshit.

And best girl was obviously Saori.

>Tfw no cute black hole gf

>I was baited into watching two seasons of haremshit
No, that's wrong. You watched Oreimo and got mad at the ending. No sane person would willingly watch two seasons of something they dislike

Why should I be offended by that? I mean, I understand that you are mentally accustomed to eating your own excrement that you can relate to characters with AIDS in their brain but come on ... projecting that to other people? You need to try harder next time.

>No sane person would willingly watch two seasons of something they dislike
Honestly, this happens way more often than I'm comfortable admitting.

It's very simple - this is what target audience wants to read. If there was a demand for harems with Chad Thundercock MCs, there would also be a supply.
And actually there is. There are many "mature" manga series where MC fucks multiple girls, but they are pretty much just shitty porn with even shittier plot. Some WNs also have sex. And of course there are mountains of VNs. In other words, you're looking in wrong places and complaining that ecchi series actually focus on ecchi instead of romance and sex.

So wait, is this the space elevator thread or the Oreimo thread?

Rito was a shitty, boring MC 99% of the time, but once in a great while he redeemed himself.

Nemesis's arc was the first time that was true for a long period of time. She wasn't just best girl, she was breaking every status quo and forcing Rito out of his comfort zone. He was slowly becoming a better character while she developed, which I guess was fitting. Hell, I started to forget I was even reading TLR.

It's a shame not long after that Hasemi and Yabuki decided to ruin that fun dynamic and end the series in such a shit way.

Stop watching generic trash, you dumbfuck.

>because the target audience could never relate to it,
Why not?

To attract that many women they have to be dense. That's how gravity kinda works.

>Singularities aren't things that physically exist. Quite the opposite really. Having a singularity is math-speak for "you done fucked up our calculations".
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Because they want to milk the series for 2 decades like Ah! My Goddess, which means no commitment or progress. Netorare is inevitable.

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They pretend to be dense

Like that kid from Haganai

Because if he wasn't, he'd have three children, a wife, and a job by now. And people on Sup Forums DON'T WANT THAT.

He's the only one who's pretending. The rest really are just dumb, or magically castrated.

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FUCK OFF ROASTIE

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most japanese man are as dense, why do you think the birth rate is so low?
Of course there's a difference, in japan man Works like a slave and that takes them to make the choice of not have kids.
in anime the MC is just retard.

Japanese birthrate isn't low because the men are LN protagonists, it's low because of their fucked up work and studying culture, particularly the simultaneous recruiting of new graduates and overwork-or-shame shit