Why are Americans so ugly?

Whats happening just south of the border that makes you guys so facially challenged?

Ugly people are extremely rare in Canada. I can’t imaging living in a shithole like the USA. Can’t imagine having to socialize with all those uggos on top of your gun/healthcare/nazi problems

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leaf stop posting pictures of your pedophile leader

Its probably all the soy those fags are eating

>Ugly people are extremely rare in Canada.
Come live in Toronto brudda

Go back to /bantz/ or /plebbit/ or whatever faggot hole you crawled out of.

How do I get a man like this?

it's actually well known that american women, especially those married to american men, do sex tourism in canada. they simply cannot resist our canadian hard lumber. canuckolding it's called and it's very common

10/10 bait. Guaranteed replies.

I went to CN in the 90's and it was majorly arabic/serbian and indians.
Then the majority of "french natives" who can't even speak proper french...
Now they have all of the asian students moving there too.
The white's don't even have identity they are just "canadian" even the slavic poles who are lumberjacks.

>why are americans so ug-

maybe
>in all fields

I’m ugly af

Your average 10/10 in canada
truly horrifying

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>Implying British people aren't the most fucked up

did some american girl hurt you? it's okay to be insecure here, you're with your friends. we're losers just like you bro, no need to put up a front.

It is true... Despite your bait cuck pic.

Americans just look hideous. Probably a combination of being fat/race-mixers.

The only hit Canadian girls are in small towns or places like Alberta where the women were all 9/10.

>ugly people are extremely rare in Canada
guessing you've never been to Toronto?

Never really thought about the fucking leaf thing until now, it really is mad that they have a fucking big red leaf on their flag. Like what the fuck?

Tell me that this isn't a real picture

>an American knows what real French is
>basically a linguistic "whiter than you achmed"

Blow it out your ass maple nigger

at least it isnt a retarded meme flag

Fidel Castro's bastard son pic related

Hmmm

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how does it feel knowing that if you're right, (and you might be) that it doesn't even matter, and girls would still prefer a fat, ugly, disgusting american over somebody like you. that americans will always be more successful, more prosperous, despite our looks, we'll always have all the money and pussy. Women will always prefer the ugliest guy with confidence and an aura of success over the best looking male model who lives at home and has never had a gf.

i like it

Sage

>ugly people rare in Canada
Come to Ontario, you'll soon wise up.
And stop posting pictures of our dim-witted PM.

Why do Canadians suck dog dick? Also this isn’t politics so.... SAGE

Gotta be what you want.

>there is something wrong with letting the eskimos do the military patrols up north

The confederacy wasn't a meme, you did .

Is this picture real? Did the leader of your country literally rub his cock and balls all over your flag?

nice phone posting you complete retard

You may be on to something of all 50 states the majority of most attractive males are found in the meat belt Midwest I'm not even making this shit up.

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Currently on the shitter right now, Pablo.

yeah and his head happened to be slightly blurrier than 'his body' that day

huwhiter than you 56 boi

this faggot actually had this picture taken of him?

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>shitposting on the shitter
It's the only correct way to post.

Hang around gay bars

Superior image

No dude don't go to those places. They're trash, get involved with sports or something locally.

Highly unlikely

thanks for the blast of estrogen from your image

Is this real??

>Ugly people are extremely rare in Canada
with homosexuality on the rise young men take care of their appearance
pedicure, manicure, anal-tubes, makeup, lipstick

just look at Trudeau's homosexual army

Why is he beating up Obama?

LOL this thread has turned into a canada roast thread. La creaturas triggered. Also I hate fidel castros son.

Those are not people.

>Why is he beating up Obama?
he's beating off Obama

soyboy 16 year old

Jesus wept!

You realize eyelash and eyebrow thickness are controlled by testosterone right?

That goose escaped when the eagle became overconfident. True story.

>ugly people
I think you mean people of ugly you fucking bigot

Let's see your's then.

>Son of a cuck
>Biological son of Castro
>Castro sounds like castrate

Son of a castrated cuck

>implying that any creature can defeat the mighty Canada goose in a fair 1v1

The Left is disgusting when it comes to looks besides the few celebrities they trot out to appeal to the the low thinkers.
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this piece of shit is disrespecting the flag

I didn't open the thumbnail. I don't enjoy looking at pictures of naked men like you do. I'm glad he didn't fuck your flag like he did your country though.

pls delete

I'm a Canadian going to school on the US east coast. You aren't lying. Women here are faaaaar less attractive than they are in Canada. And yes, I am counting Toronto.

I haven't been able to pinpoint what it is, but something about the average American women is unattractive. There are also A LOT more fat women in the US.

Looks very womanly.

Honestly i'd let him mansplain me

guess where he put it before he put it in your flag?

Leaf living stateside here.

Get that head out of your arse. Whether you're shitposting or not, take right off, bud.

Trudeau can fuck me right in my boipussi, idgaf

Lol
>believing basement dwelling beauties dont get laid

Buddy you might marry her but shes fucking Chad on the side

Where is his musculature?

>Chad
I believe you mean Tyrese

Sorry, buddy.
If you wanna meet a man like Justin, you're gonna have to venture off the beaten path and hang around seedy gay bars.

Those must taste good.

Canuck is right.
4/10 Fart Monsters with a Princess complex.
Please make it stop.

post cute pics in sister's underwear

kek

You'll have to settle for getting pegged by his manjawed wife and Achmed while he faps in the corner.

>your's

as long as I can look him right in his dreamy eyes when I take it in the pooper, it's all good

Canada are the true mutts with all that native american ancestry and now asians

Then get out. Anyone less than a 7 will be euthanized.
We cant be fair, logical, reasonable, smart or responsible, but we can be hot.

Whatever you say, Juan

>The nigger will correct my grammar, but won't show his shit encrusted eyes.
SAD!

No thanks, I abhor the gay community. I'll find some cute nazi to fight zog with.

Canada has french influence which is far better than british. British are probably the most beauty-challenged in europe, thats why americans have a problem.

No. He has no balls.

post 14 year old boi pussy
I would rip your little ass apart tbqh

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KEK

French = High manlet %

i have green eyes which are rarer than blue but nice try

We are officially not protecting you if you get nuked. Have fun leaf.

Just need a hot cowboy to do this and I'm off the market for good.

Are you insane user?

I can throw a Rock and hit an ugly person.