I am the next prophet

AMA

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Q predicted this

Will the left wing death squads happen

You're a fool and a liar

Q predicted that you would predict that Q predicted that

Will Jeff Gordon come out as gay?

I have the choice of whether to make everyone fight or make everyone stop.

I only use discrete math and extrapolation to consistently prove to myself that I am not insane. It's impossible to believe, so I just use math.

tomorrow's headlines?
ethereum price in 1 month?
trump drains swamp when?

if you answer all 3 correctly, you are a prophet

I am le prophet too xD
*tips fedora*

Will a girl come to my house tomorrow evening and suck my dick. If so I will be your most devoted disciple.

No one is gay, gayness is a cancer that forces people to consider degeneracy as a norm. If you know how shifting the Overton window works, you will know I am right.

Why is it that you have just lost the game?

How do I go about making my dick bigger?

Well if you have that kind of influence, use it on yourself to go fuck yourself. Take this to retard.

Tomorrow's headlines of what exactly?
Why do you want to know the speculative price of a speculative currency with a speculative value? Personal gain? You lack vision, your math is wrong. Greed is bad, ultimately. Value must beget value. Do the math.
I'm the one who will drain the swamp, or swamp it up more.

Did you predict that your mom just yelled at you to turn off the light and go to bed?

Nice, so you know:)

When will you do us all a favor and kill yourself?

tomorrow's powerball numbers please

Give me god mode pls

Do you want me to pretend that there will be a girl that comes over?
Let's say she does
Wouldn't you just ignore her and watch porn?
Sup Forums adult gifs > women

Wouldn't you rather I taught you how to get any woman?

The plan lists me, my men, my numbers here, and only one of you

Because I don't want to play anymore. Tired of this shit.

VR

That will never happen. :)

Ill take the b8
did you prophesize a dead thread?

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Can you write your own compiler? Or are you just a bigger wannabe prophet?

Influence is only attainable through discourse with people who understand the basic building blocks of propaganda.

She's been doing that my entire life, anyone could have predicted this.

How will you prove your divinity? Any miracles planned?

Not this time Satan:)

>weaving around the question instead of answering
You're a politician, not a prophet.

soon is not soon enough, when will it truly happen?

Q predicted that you would predict that Q predicted that you would predict that Q predicted that

Why? You are telling me to understand chaos, which by nature is either pseudorandom if you try to predict it, or random if you ignore it
This is quantum physics btw.

No way, your intention is too weak.

OK
Stop caring about what the rules are.

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plus he totally sounds like a dork
actually, now that I think about it, you all sound like dorks

It will only happen if it is the thing he wants the most in his life at the moment of starting to want it, until he gets it. He doesn't though. He only thinks he does because it has been forever. Girls are Satan.

50/50 chance, as always.

I'm flattered.

And then what?

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I am my own compiler.

What's my name

I'm the last buddha.

will technology lead us to our doom?

>I am the next false prophet

fixed

*blows a kiss*

I'm telling you if he does, it wasn't his fault.
Gay is a curse.
Is he gay? Not to alarm you, but everyone is turning gay as we speak :)

your pic is of a symbolic belief that God and all things spiritual are vaginas or are women. good job. youre holding a pussy pedestal in your hand. hello you witch

Begone faggot

I'm just 4 steps ahead of everyone else
I just know that the signs are showing no sign of slowing down.

If you had to call me something
It would be
=

Flood me more, daddy

are you a faggot

I am just letting you know that it's up to me whether to do it or not.
I had to test myself. I succeeded.

round the world and home again

You're the last to the party buddy:)
Come on in, the water's fine.

What color am I thinking, nigger

Snoop Dogg.

You got digits, you get advice.

Keep the blood flowing, keep it warm (warm damp towel), stretch it out as a routine, and flex pelvic floor to keep pumping blood. Your goal is probably to make the Corpus cavernosa to become bigger in some way.

You'll probably stretch ligaments at first since they're the first thing you'll encounter. Use a vasodilatory oil like lavender or rosemary. Essential oils, not fragrance oil. Buying online is always cheaper. Some eBay sellers send out and ship 24/7 so you get it in 2 days with free shipping. I digress. Lavender smells nicer in my opinion, rosemary is far more potent and works faster at the risk of feeling like you got a steam burn if you use too much. It'll take months to see any noticeable difference though. Think quarter inch at most per quarter. Don't jerk off too much or it'll mess with your routine.

If this sounds familiar, It's basically for your dick. Practice, patience, and due diligence pays off.

If you're too liberal with the oil and not very good with the routine, you'll just make it slowly get thicker, first the superficial skin layer then the Corpora cavernosa as the skin layer is oversaturated.

Then I am the last baddhisatva
But we both know the game never ends, unless the cycle breaks. You got the balls? I might.

>pussy worshipper
>gay
that eye is not an eye. think of what other things are called eyes or look like them. PUSSIES. these masons dont just worship the human female gender. they worship a goddess. it's fertility cult bullshit

VR will lead white people to their doom.
Africans will rob you blind when you are locked into VR, and you won't even know it :)

Sho nuff?

You're worse than Q.

What if I told you, I am the last prophet because I know how to make everyone else a prophet?

I you have an odd time jerking off with that eyeball in your hand. Probably feels good though.

i am testing if i can post on Sup Forums using the Brave browser, please ignore me senpai

any visable features/markings facial or birthmark related to prove your a prohet ? or is it your word only ? i ask this in regards to mythic creation of other beings such as athenia being born out of zeus head

Anal?

warosu.org/sci/thread/9408267
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/153992050/

I'll let you read and then you can come back and tell me which posts are mine.

when will star the WW3. what year?

Good to see some people can see symbolic meaning in pictures :)

But you are slightly off center

Focus on the eye

Real eyes
Realize
Real lies.

Can I be your first mate?

Elon Musk will try to move the entertainers and degenerates to Mars for the ultimate intergalactic party.
Would you like to guess what might happen to that rocket?:)

Are traps gay?

How old am i irl

Also if you eat things rich in nitrates like beets, you'll help the process along since nitric oxide is vasodilatory. Tastes like shit, but there's supplements out there that can ease the effort.

Drink plenty of water too and try to avoid junk food.

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MIght break the cycle this time.

Top coders know.....

>no more memeflags
Damn I wish.

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Explain your image of the eye in your OP post....

whats that all about

nice try dant go back to discord

Black

aka every possible color under the spectrum, all at once. Your brain is a quantum computer, so it can't fathom one as 1. It fathoms it as infinity.

You didn't answer what color Im thinking of kike.
Please predict your own death then kys

I worship mathematics.

OK

i like this cUe

That timing kek.
Please still kill yourself larper

what noticable birth marks do i have ?

>I think I might be THE one.
So how are you different than pic related?

Jerking off saves mankind. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Can you halp me? I need halp but i don't know what it is i need halp with. All i know is i need halp.