/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BE MINE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania host some nogs 2/13/18
youtu.be/udYLgInsifs
>Pres Trump meets w/Sheriffs' Association 2/13/18
youtu.be/tG6Y0RYlD9Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Congress on Trade 2/13/18
youtu.be/kw5Cnc-GkYg
>VP Pence @Smithsonian Musem of nogs 2/13/18
youtu.be/rVZChSf4W7s
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis Briefing 2/13/18
youtu.be/pTBufBoN6z0
>OMB Dir Mulvaney testifies @Senate on Budget 2/13/18
c-span.org/video/?440890-1/
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Kuwaiti FM al-Sabah 2/13/18
youtu.be/BedEQFaDPSE
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Burma 2/13/18
youtu.be/Q5ZA74frI9A
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, TransSec Chao) 2/13/18
youtu.be/prbBpNbRfpI
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, Historian Dr Mann) 2/13/18
youtu.be/nEC9ZJlv11Q
>Pres Trump Infrastructure Initiative 2/12/18
youtu.be/HO3eU9kunfQ
>AG Sessions @Abe Lincoln Celebration in PA 2/12/18
youtu.be/PplB7K8-vvM
>AG Sessions @Sherrif's Assoc Meeting 2/12/18
youtu.be/q6lBhsceHg8
>SoS T-Rex/Egypt FM Shoukr statements 2/12/18
youtu.be/7YyH81hGKes
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meeting on Congo 2/12/18
youtu.be/8NV_Ivbtq-0
>OMB Dir Mulvaney Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441100-101/
>Pentagon Budget Briefing 2/12/18
c-span.org/video/?441107-1/

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MAGA

REAL

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

IOWA

AWOO

Awew lad.

can we bring these back? VERY aesthetic!

WOLF

I'll be honest, I was on board the Impeach Trump train with getting Trump impeached, but yesterday I changed my mind.

All these media pieces they're running on him just feel more vicious than genuine. I'm still skeptical of him, but I don't think he deserves to be impeached anymore. I've never seen someone so viciously attacked like him. It's pretty obvious elites don't want him. I'm still a dem at heart but, I fully support Trump now. We can't let the deep state get their hands on those codes

AWOO AWOO AWOO

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>that chest

kek do you have the original? I remember how asshurt r/asianmasculinity was because of this. Cute little asian gril with child rescued by alphachad American

when the fuck is the Supreme Court going to BTFO DACA?

Now that Trump's attorney admitted to paying the porn star.... I cant support him any longer.

How can you defend degeneracy?

He is a literal nigger.

I do not, sorry fren

Is the NYT doing another "sources say" on this Trump lawyer thing? That seems like something a lawyer would never, ever admit on the record. It doesn't make sense.

Civic nationalist cucks will be the end of us all

>using a condom

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Oh it's a funny meme lighten up

Some judge in Commiefornia said it's illegal for ICE under the constitution to deport illegals because being here illegally is a civil offense and not criminal somehow.

NIGGER

Hilarious, thanks user

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Nochmal ein kleines Dankeschön an die Sie Wissen Wer Gemint Ist!

Please refrain from posting that leftist anti-trump cuck

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>Joy Behar then said: “It’s one thing to talk to Jesus. It’s another thing when Jesus talks to you.”

>Behar said hearing voices is a “mental illness” before Sherri Shepard offered a limited defense of Pence.

>“As a Christian, that’s just par for the course,” Shepard said “You talk to Jesus, Jesus talks back. What concerns me is, how long is the conversation with Jesus?”

>Behar, an ABC News star, uncomfortably joked, “Can he talk to Mary Magdalene without his wife in the room?”

Brumpfkins BTFO

RUSSIAN ALERT...

The tipoff was when you said not gonna lie...
leftyfag

k keep me posted

>lefties want to talk about mental illness
Oh this will turn out well for them.

Soon

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>"T-trump will surely build the wall, r-right?"
>"What do you mean by `sending billions to Israel`?"
>"N-no he would never let the dreamers stay!!11"

The tipoff was when you didn't recognize the stalest pasta in the world
>Being Christian means you're schizophrenic
Now that's multi-kike drifting

I didn't know there were lewd anime girls in this general.
Gonna lurk more often.
You're not too bad, le donald

well? where is the 'Christmas Story' kid now?

>take a nap
>Pentagon literally releases UFO footage capture by U.S pilots
>wake up
UFO FILES STILL ARE NOT RELEASED.
FULL DISCLOSURE NOW!! NOBODY EVEN SEEMS TO GIVE A FUCK!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Proposing that U.S. cut food stamps and ship a box of government canned goods to poor families to save money right after they pass a $1.5 trillion tax cut for corporations and the wealthy is so vulgar and obvious I don’t know what to say.

happy valentines Sup Forums

Lewd anime in /ptg/? I don't know what you're talking about

You should have been here during the primaries.

Happy Valentine's Day, /ptg/!
I hope you all feel the love!

I have a harddrive that I store my autism on
It might be somewhere in there, but there's a metric ton of folders all categorized on what OS I used when I first downloaded a file (Distro hopping ni/g/, Sup Forumsentoo is unironically my favorite so far.)
It's gonna take me a few lifetimes while I search for it through unnamed files.

Michael Cohen, lawyer for Trump, says he paid $130k to Stormy Daniels from his own pocket. Says he told FEC that in response to complaint from Common Cause.

>Pentagon literally releases UFO footage capture by U.S pilots
Everyone is acting like mindless disinterested drones over this.

Oh fuck tomorrow is vday. I'm going to rocket off the wagon instead of letting my toes drag in the dirt behind it.

It's beautiful and brilliant, isn't it?

Is the age of consent that same for gay sex?

>Yes goyim pay attention to the sun niggers while we subvert your Republic

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It's Trump, remember? He'll release it when it's advantageous to do so. This month's little episode of "vatniks dying in the desert" suggests he's waiting for Russia and China to be humiliated more.

What a waste of money. Like, who cares?

It is here in Bumfuck Oklahoma

Bump

Its called giving people that actually work a fucking break for once you mong.

1. What if you don't receive your box one month?
2. What if you're homeless?
3. What if you don't have a place to receive mail?
4. What if you move frequently?
5. What if you have allergies?
6. What if the box gets wet, or animals get into it?

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Is this the thread where we love America?

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We're not limited to this thread.

>He doesn't love America in every thread

>7. What if you can't put it on the seat next to you in order to prevent someone else from sitting there?!

Sucks to be you then. :^)

When exactly does the winning start?

If he can't even remain faithful to fucking supermodel Melania, what are the chances he gives a shit about the rest of the country?

>1. What if you don't receive your box one month?
Why did niggers steal it?
>4. What if you move frequently?
>But you need food aid
Those mongol genes rotted your brain finautist

>The Pentagon hasn't released files that don't exist
The UFO question is a really easy way to find out who's a retard and who isn't

Wow it's almost as if it's slanderous kike propaganda

Have an American neko from a shitty chink game friend.

Yes

It only applies to people with residences. Your other concerns have self-evident solutions or simply don't apply to canned goods.
You realize a lot of people piss away their stamps on junk food right? It contributes to poor health and doesn't help for employability.

I feel Trump's love for this nation, that's enough happiness to fill every sad moment I will ever experience in life

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>1. What if you don't receive your box one month?
What if you don't receive your EBT benefits? Make a damn phone call or something
>2. What if you're homeless?
You need an address to receive current benefits
>3. What if you don't have a place to receive mail?
See number 2
>4. What if you move frequently?
Update the benefits office. Stop being a lazy faggot. And how do you have money to move so often?
>5. What if you have allergies?
Tell the office so they can accommodate
>6. What if the box gets wet, or animals get into it?
What if the box of name brand overpriced retail shit you bought all at once with your EBT card gets wet.

>Trump's fiercest attack Jew Michael Cohen is now a slanderous kike

Wow, this place has completely fallen apart. Don't even bother anymore.

Last years Valentine's day Card....from me to Sup Forums

happy Valentine's Day frens

CHINK BOTES RAUS.

1, that's your problem
2, carry it with you
3, most shelters/drop inns will accept mail on your behalf if you sign up
4, see 1
5, see 1
6, animals are edible. I have ate raccoons when I have had nothing else to eat.

"Neither the Trump Organization nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly,"
Oh man you really B me TFO I hate Drumpf now

libs are really losing it

>I have ate raccoons when I have had nothing else to eat.
Please tell me more. How did you get so low you started hunting potentially rabid critters?

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That would be really nice if there were aliens abducting sad hurt people and fixing them

But I can't find any other canon American nekos.

It's fantastic. This is probably my favorite Trump endevour thus far. It's god damn genius.

and they wonder why they lost the white woman vote
they're just openly mocking anyone that seeks guidance from God

>Travel 16 plextillion miles across the universe
>Arrive at backwater planet covered in street shitters
>Tell user he's gonna make it
Are the ayy lmaos bros after all?

>tfw no graz zeppelin gf

>a wall around your heart so no one else can get in
...an AT field?

I'm just annoyed that when I look up Prinz lewds I get hit with an equal amount of the inferior chink design.

>be in bumfuck drunk in the woods
>catch raccoon eating my stash of food
>pull out .38 and blast him
>clean him and then roast him while drinking the rest of the my whisky.

Seems this is the new story the left is gonna chase.
Nice move on Trump's part.
Watching him send these retarded commies chasing stories that are irrelevant is very satisfying.

Raccoons are cute you rural retard.