KANGZ MOVIE GETS 98% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

I wonder why it didn't get 100%, I think so RT is racist, homophobic, misogynist, xenophobic...

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Oh hey look everyone, it's nigger marketing thread #129012093810293

How many on Sup Forums have actually seen the movie?

This is why it's just a story, not possible IRL XDDDDDDDDD

>Disney executive, some time before filming Black Panther
I'll have them niggers buying movie tickets for the next hundred years!

This must be better than crack if you're black. Gotta be; for a jew to think that niggers will spend crack money on tickets. Those clever kikes.

They will make a movie about a chink who is dominating F1 and is a porn star for the chinese audience and make a killing.

They invented all math, all sciences (particularly melanin science), all music, then the white devil set foot in africa and it all turned into mud huts.

Actually they all had magical melanin powers and then the white devil people came and stole it away and that’s a #blackfact

>then the white devil set foot in africa and it all turned into mud huts.
kek

Kangz unironically believe this.

>>theblackpantherchallenge
>>yeah. Blacks always want to spend other peoples money first

I heard that AMC theaters would give you a free ticket if you showed you EBT card. A bunch of rich companies sponsored that so you can get your free ticket you deserve.

for some(likely racist) reason the actual state of blacks completely untouched by the white devil is slightly different from the movie.

Damn, I understand why (((they))) invented libertarianism, they're good at it.

I have discovered the key to making black positive movies. It can't just be positive, it has to completely reject everything white, including ALL consensus of history. Facts should be sourced from YouTube videos, and assertiveness should be valued above consistency.

>they cannot into the concept of fiction

>>We support you niggers and your nigger fantasies about what woulda coulda shoulda been but were it not for the reality of living in the stone age and running into a modern nan from an industrialized culture.

What the fuck is up with Kang Catboi's left arm? It looks like it's growing straight out of his chest and the shoulder is just elongated

Magic johnson thearer is letting blacks in for free.

Chinks aren't dumb enough.

Isnt Wakanda advanced? why are there literally spear chuckers?

>blacks civilization only happen in stories, myth and folklores

i can guarantee you this is a piece of garbage. not even racist.
okay, i'm a full on nazi, but it's still shit

I was in cinema few days ago and saw a trailer for this

How can anyone with more than 40 IQ enjoy this?
Its a "So there is that one country that no white man has ever found, we have fucking skyscrapers, advanced technology, FUCKING FLYING CARS. But we are still retarded enough to use spears and one of our important guys has a fucking disk in his lip"(I am pretty sure you know what I am talking about)
I know people say it as a joke but its L I T E R A L L Y a "WE WUZ" movie

You must not be a chink because you totally missed the sarcasm nu fag

An awesome, uplifting film about REAL African-Americans showing courage, tenacity and honour is the Muhammad Ali documentary "When Were Kings."

>why are there literally spear chuckers?
fantastic worlds still need things the audience can relate to

ROOTS: RELOADED
THE FUTURE IN OUR CRACKED OUT DREAMS

Lmao

>Kangz unironically believe this.
They do unironically believe that the white man brought with them all manner of diseases and calamities, africa pre colonism was a disney utopia

Here's why Rotten Tomatoes is for faggots. I saw Elite Squad that other day for the first time (about the Brazilian BOPE police). Fun movie, nothing groundbreaking but some good action and great set pieces. Solid 7/10. But professional critics slighted the film giving it 3/10 at most. The reason why, because it "justified" violence against "poor communities". Critics critique culture and not the film objectively.

fucking kek

That's what it is. When you don't like someone and you see them make mistakes, it's better to let them make the mistakes. They won't listen anyways. Let the niggers believe this shit. It's only gonna hurt them. The more lost the niggers are the better.

...

Don't care about niggers enough to tell them what bullshit it is. Give that nigger an oscar. Fuck they can teach this as history to their kids at qwanza. Who gives a fuck? They're niggers

>Here's why Rotten Tomatoes is for faggots
Rotten Tomatoes is for bug men, soulless husks that needs an aggregater to tell them what to think

kangz ‘n shiet?
> Hol up, u be sayin’ dis brudda ere can be a kang??
> Das rite Ty, we gots like flying space pyramids ‘n Nubian kweens and we own wh*te slaves nigga
> dayum pham, were dat be at??
> weal homie, you gots ta get to a city far beyond the mountains of afrika, higher den any wh*te man ever been
> do u kno da wey Jamal?
> yeh, but to get that high you have to kno Wakanda...
> shiet nigga, Wakanda??
> yeh brudda, but I dont rememba no mo
> remember what homes? De way dere?
> nah, nigga - Wakanda drugs we was on
>Go to theater
>Overpopulated with black people
>Hear them unwrapping their tinfoiled chicken breasts and barbecue sauce
>Movie starts and hear *DATS RIGHT* AYOOO *MHMMM*
>Movie shows advanced african civilization
>WE WUD STILL BE KANGZ IF YALL CAVE DWELLIN CRACKAZ DIDN'T RUIN IT FOR US, WE TAUGHT YALL CRACKAZ HOW TO BATHE
>*DATS RITE* smacks lips
>black people in the audience start beating on unsuspecting white people

>an oscar

give the movie twelve and make it record setting.

nothing is safe from our shitposting

>implying that without colonialism blacks would have ever built anything else than mudhuts they live in
BWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHH!!!!

I actually went on there to give it a postie review for the lulz, even though I didn't watch it.

positive*

As a Hindu I think it's hilarious that niggars need to be protected like a protected class in America they can't take any criticism because they're all snowflakes and when you call him out on this they get extremely mad and they can't say anything because they know you're not white so they call you sell out

Give them every oscar for every category. They deserve it. No they do.

We are treating them like the chinese do with pandas.

You should know Sven, you have a lot of experience of lesser cultures.

>there's (((journalists))) who's job is to announce individual reviews on a movie
fuck this gay earth

this is so cringe.

Why don't you give niggars real equality and let them understand that nobody gives a shit about them because that's true equality, it's so funny that blacks and other minorities fall for the pandering so hard how do you fall for that?

It's like they somehow think that there aren't still undiscovered tribes that are probably still going ooga booga.

It has already been declared king of cinema and "an historic moment in cinema" by everyone who matter. The troll reviews happened later and don't matter.

lulz.com/black-panther-bet-big-on-diversity-and-became-king-of-cinema-627/

civilization wasnt just created and built upon. It was destroyed countless times to be built better.

Europes entire history is tribes fucking eachother over and destroying eachothers shit. Thats how europeans created civilization. Theyd build it, tear it all the way the down and rebuild.

What can wan expect from a life form who's IQ is way below average.

Niggers are a needy bunch. They are the swj's pandas

>tfw the meme is real

thats his dick. read em and weep wyte boi

see deez niggas be sciencin an shiet
youtu.be/5aV_850nzv4

This is fake right

Remember kids
#BreakBreadMarvel


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No theyre going all out

kek, dammit

Such racists. Look how wonderful Zimbabwe was before the white devil came

youtube.com/watch?v=bvfrOxGLR_8

i-it can't be negative reviews r-right? m-must be review bombing

>black panther bet big on diversity
>every actor is black

Kek

>Africa not touched by colonization
What is Ethiopia?

I liked it. It's black fairy tale that could inspire ghetto kids, you have to work hard and sacrifice yourself for your community and not just complain. Pretty much lion king for afroamericans.

god bless australia

Do these liberals realize that by blaming every one of the black mans problems on white dominance of the black man that they are assuming a priori that white men are superior?

cant handle the bants

It's pretty funny that people don't know their own history so much that they believe that Africa was completely raped by Europeans, and that in order to celebrate the people they invented a fictional country.

>Blacks not making a movie celebrating the struggle and conflict that was the Italian-Ethiopian War.

Never gonna make it.

Does this mean they were actually kings?

Did;’t they take down a potato’s nigger’s review because it was 3/5?

keep on rollin' cunts.

Somebody PLEASE Go see this nigger propaganda movie---the thread

Ethiopia was invaded by Italy during WW2

>5 years of colonization by Italy
>This makes all Ethiopian problems Italy's fault

hmm..

This is the kang mentality dude. honestly.

maybe we're all looking at this the wrong way? maybe a Sup Forumsack artist should draw up some dank fan faction black pather sequel where da racis huwhite man supervillian shows up and mouthfucks their civilization with crack, aids and gibs.

Yup. And Ben Grimm, the Thing, is Jewish

laughed out loud this shit is too funny

dog bless straya

>if we let refugees in then they bring their problems with them, and Wakanda becomes like the rest of the world.

I pirated the sound track to get nigger beats from the trailer to make funny nigger videos. NONE of the songs on the official album are in the trailer. Worst soundtrack I've ever heard to be honest, its just niggers mumbling in their fucboi voice about being Kangs. If it can't even have a lit wub wub sound track then who gives a fuck

Congrats guys! WE WUZ WHYTE SUPREMACISTS, CYBER-TERRORISTS AND SHIET!

WRONG. First the white devil magically found his way to Africa and stole all the inventions to create boats full Nigger Palace Headquarters, THEN the white devil went back to his cave and built boats (using the black man's stolen technologies, of course) and sailed across the sea to Africa where using the help of Yukab they disarmed the black man's laser guns and enslaved them to pick cotton

Im proud.

But noggers did have thousands of years before being 'touched' by colonialism
And the greatest shit they ever built was pic related

the rotten tomatoes system is trash.
>every critic gives movie 6/10
>100%
>90 critics put it at 10/10 but 10 put it at 5/10
>90%

Imdb is the superior site.

who is this... Sup Forums?

Another viral marketing thread for Nigger Panther.

I swear, you faggots on Sup Forums have done more positive things for this movie than you can imagine.

Keep posting about it, please!

>stop shitting on my movie
The "all press is good press" isn't true
Keep on shit talking this movie Sup Forums

i hope the body scarring catches on
they should really embrace their culture

the junji ito adaptation looking so far so good

seen it, literally another marvel movie, action, quips, the usual, not heavyhanded social talk, basically black Thor, the whole shitstorm arround it is bigger than the message it gives. Is a good action movie to shut down your brain and enjoy the colors.

It's not surprising that (((they))) herald it as a cinematic masterpiece. The same tactic was used for Triumph of the Will.