WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED EVERYTHING JUST WENT RED THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL.
STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION
HAPPENING NOW: FLASH CRASH IN STOCK MARKET
Jace Jones
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Justin Adams
Im comfy
Charles Sullivan
Is the the prophesied happening?
Hudson Torres
OP confirmed fag
Cooper Gonzalez
why
Owen Wood
...
Landon Murphy
The markets aren't even open
OP stop being a faggot
Grayson Sullivan
Josiah Perez
>he doesn't understand what futures are
>he doesn't understand
>he doesn't understand
Henry Russell
kowai
Adam Richardson
feels good to be a poorfag
who comfy
Ryan Scott
IT'S JUST THE ALGORITHM, GUISE!
James Cooper
It's just that time of the month, user.
Chase Foster
Basically the inflation information came out 30 minutes ago.
It's a disaster and caused this mini crash.
Angel Hill
Are you really a Muslim or is that just a meme flag?
Jonathan Jones
I'm not joking...my Forex software CRASHED and went offline. What the fuck is going on? Came to Sup Forums and saw this.
MY FUCKING FOREX SOFTWARE CRASHED!!!!!!!
Landon Cooper
Restart your computer?
Nathan Russell
Could it be related to this?
>How Wall Street’s ‘fear gauge’ is being rigged, according to one whistleblower
>One of the most popular measures of volatility is being manipulated, charges one individual who submitted a letter anonymously to the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission.
>The letter makes the claim to regulators that fake quotes for the S&P 500 index SPX, +0.26% are skewing levels of the Cboe Volatility Index VIX, +2.92% which reflects bearish and bullish options bets 30-days in the future on the S&P 500 to gauge implied stock-market volatility
Gabriel Morris
I get more (You)'s with this meme flag
Jeremiah Taylor
Stop trying to get my bp up faggots.
Jacob Cooper
I see. Good job.
Gavin Harris
It's not a software issue, more than likely the servers giving the client information went down, or were (((shut down))).
Jayden Brown
Going to end green! Good time to invest! It's already rising fast !
Gavin Butler
No, the trading went OFFLINE and kicked me. I've never seen that happen.
Thomas Flores
That's common when they don't want traders or their bots doing market actions during times like this.
Usually because they don't want to lose their own stocks.
Landon Jones
The last week and a half crashes and general downtrend of the market is pretty much all tied into manipulation of the VIX. Today specifically is related to inflation though.
Michael Sanchez
livecharts.co.uk
Not a larp.
Jeremiah Sullivan
SOCIETAL COLLAPSE WHEN?
Ryder Phillips
*yawn*
>inb4 nothing happens
Ryder Cruz
Nice bearflag.
That shit is going down hard. 17K and less by next week
Benjamin Evans
Interbank loans. (((They))) want a crash. A crash transfers wealth.
Benjamin Miller
I was looking at the USD/EUR pairs. Saw a move break the hourly support. The hugest red body I've seen in a long time. Ticked down close to 200 points in SECONDS.
Was going to get in position for a short. Whole thing KICKED OFF....wen't nuts
Jaxson Morgan
Oh shit bros, will we recover or will it be a wild ride today?
15 minutes ETA, get comfy
Isaac Stewart
Interbank loans are low because of tax cuts.
Tyler Ortiz
Inflation data came in you knuckle head
Anthony Sanchez
Stock market happenings are not happenings
Fluctuations are VERY NORMAL!!
Kayden Peterson
Watch the dollar today. Holy FUCK it's looking bad.
Cameron Lopez
DID DRUMPF OPENED HIS DUMB MOUTH AGAIN?
IM LOSING MONEY AGAIN FUUUUUUUUCK
Carson Howard
There are a lot of reasons people sell stocks. The actual economy being bad isnt one of them in this case. Actually sort of the opposite. Low unemployment and wage increases spurring inflation are causing fears of rate hikes from the fed. So traders are selling off their stocks to presumably pay off what they'd borrowed to invest. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Bentley Campbell
>Interbank loans
>Jan. 3rd
Bring this when they update the graph properly
Noah Reed
>everything down but the nikkei
lol get rekt fags
Robert Brown
Should have voted for Hillary
Carson Adams
...
Parker Powell
Oh, never mind, (((they))) discontinued that graph.
fred.stlouisfed.org
Xavier Gonzalez
It is true, the Jew DOES fear the samurai.
never mind
Aiden Hill
9 minutes till opening bell.
Holy FUUUUUUUUUCK
Noah Sullivan
...
Elijah Adams
I am.
Jaxon Cruz
This is the correct answer.
Camden Edwards
Nothing is happening. Just normal fluctuations you silly goys. It's will end in the green.
Benjamin Peterson
>t. chad japan
Eli Carter
>jew_wearing_hitler_mask_behind_desktop.jpg
Ayden Kelly
DAMAGE CONTROL
Parker Howard
.25 basis points ..... OMFG . Run for the Hills.
Still 5 min. to open bell.
Wyatt Jones
Oy Gevalt!
Jose Young
Nikkei is permajusted for a long time now.
Easton Barnes
This just means a whale decided to sell.
Gavin Martin
wtf i am bolshevik now
hello komrade
Nolan Stewart
Q PREDICTED THIS
Dominic Hill
2 minutes till opening bell.
Market Niggers BTFO!
Brody Howard
This isn't bitcoin, retard
Isaac Lee
You see what happens, goyim? Do you see what happens? You see what happens when you fuck a jew in the ass?
Zachary Torres
IS IT TIME
Aaron Russell
1 minute in
Adam Hall
2 minutes in
Lucas Cox
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Christian Garcia
how does that invalidate what he said sand nigger?
Aiden Allen
pls america
I lost my house due to the 2007 financial crisis
pls stop
Cameron Perez
You have no house now, why so afraid?
Nicholas Rivera
Tonight is the chinese new year, red means good luck.
Adrian Russell
>down 1%
>crash
wowee
Cameron Ross
inflation. buy your my little pony sex dolls now before they shoot up in price.
Adam Williams
Normalizing.
We're gonna make it
Asher Sanders
shut up.
it's happening
Logan Parker
Looks like we're back to Trump economy
Ethan Stewart
>Drops 120 points: "WERE ALL DEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK"
>Starts to rebound: "WELL....WE MIGHT ALL DIE"
These pink wojak threads have got to stop.
Aaron Jenkins
Down 142.54
Joseph Mitchell
Trump's economy is too smart to succeed.
Brody Perez
No.
Joseph Williams
It's quite literally, not happening.
Charles Gutierrez
>reeeeeee
>collapse
>pay up goyim
Fuck this retarded thread, honestly
Isaiah Gomez
>Projected CPI up 0.3%
>CPI up 0.5%
Yeah shit is really out of control
Aiden Sanchez
Liar!
Lincoln Jones
fuck off, baby
Jack Mitchell
Fuck.
I mean, I don't see a societal collapse happening like right this second. But all this shit with the markets lately is showing that shit is unstable and about to crumble any day/week now.
I'm taking my wife and kids away to my father-in-law's shelter in these next couple of days to be safe.
Fuck this shit. I thought "IDS HABBENIN" was just a funny Sup Forums meme... This shit is too real for me. I'm out.
Julian Miller
Thanks Obama.
Caleb Allen
Wow that wojak animation is top shelf
Joseph Bailey
Don't fuck with me, buddy
Ayden Phillips
Sorry guys, I sold off everything yesterday. Hopefully it will recover.
Parker Kelly
this is turmp ecomony
Gavin Watson
We are already both being fucked, friend.
Nathan Walker
IS THIS GUNNA BE -1000 AGAIN
Chase Peterson
HnnnnggggggghhhhnoooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!
Brody Hall
...
Jacob Morales
>it's stabilized
>only 0.3%
>back to late January levels
fucking nothing
Adam Flores
Don't fuck with his coin.
Evan Edwards
we're all totally gonna die...and bizfags wanna tell them what a cushion is?
Sebastian Harris
THERE'S NOTHING STABLE ABOUT THIS MARKET
Samuel Bell
This is not real! How we pay our refugees wtf????
Jace Phillips
dead cat bounce