Cute girl I'm texting just accidentally typed something because of autocorrect, then said >Even autocorrect is cockblocking me
Does that mean she wants to fuck? I think she's marriage material.
Carson Taylor
military parade when?
when Corbyn wins ?
Camden Kelly
I will say approximately 100 years from today stigma
100 years gentlemen
we shall walk the earth again
Dominic Hill
British Olympic diver Tom Daley has announced he is having a baby with his husband, US film director Dustin Lance Black.
They both shared the news on their social media accounts.
The couple got married in a service at Bovey Castle Hotel on Dartmoor, Devon, in May last year.
The couple posted a photograph of themselves holding up a baby scan picture on Instagram and Twitter, with the caption "Happy Valentines Day!".
Alexander Cooper
Enoch Sup Forumswell
Sebastian Cooper
>make britain SHITE again ftfy
Easton Nelson
>n-nothing to see here goyim, everything is normal, remember not all pakis are terrorists. Remember our british values of tolerance and diversity
Jaxon Kelly
Brit/pol/calypse now
Nicholas Perez
ASH WEDNESDAY I. Because I do not hope to turn again Because I do not hope Because I do not hope to turn Desiring this man's gift and that man's scope I no longer strive to strive towards such things (Why should the aged eagle stretch its wings?) Why should I mourn The vanished power of the usual reign?
Because I do not hope to know again The infirm glory of the positive hour Because I do not think Because I know I shall not know The one veritable transitory power Because I cannot drink There, where trees flower, and springs flow, for there is nothing again
Because I know that time is always time And place is always and only place And what is actual is actual only for one time And only for one place I rejoice that things are as they are and I renounce the blessed face And renounce the voice Because I cannot hope to turn again Consequently I rejoice, having to construct something Upon which to rejoice
And pray to God to have mercy upon us And pray that I may forget These matters that with myself I too much discuss Too much explain Because I do not hope to turn again Let these words answer For what is done, not to be done again May the judgement not be too heavy upon us
Because these wings are no longer wings to fly But merely vans to beat the air The air which is now thoroughly small and dry Smaller and dryer than the will Teach us to care and not to care Teach us to sit still.
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death Pray for us now and at the hour of our death.
Jeremiah Cruz
>gee wonder where you got that filename from
Colton Lee
Reminder that Jeremy Corbyn is an actual traitor.
Cameron Rogers
Stop larping.
Adam Edwards
II. Lady, three white leopards sat under a juniper-tree In the cool of the day, having fed to satiety On my legs my heart my liver and that which had been contained In the hollow round of my skull. And God said Shall these bones live? shall these Bones live? And that which had been contained In the bones (which were already dry) said chirping: Because of the goodness of this Lady And because of her loveliness, and because She honours the Virgin in meditation, We shine with brightness. And I who am here dissembled Proffer my deeds to oblivion, and my love To the posterity of the desert and the fruit of the gourd. It is this which recovers My guts the strings of my eyes and the indigestible portions Which the leopards reject. The Lady is withdrawn In a white gown, to contemplation, in a white gown. Let the whiteness of bones atone to forgetfulness. There is no life in them. As I am forgotten And would be forgotten, so I would forget Thus devoted, concentrated in purpose. And God said Prophesy to the wind, to the wind only for only The wind will listen. And the bones sang chirping With the burden of the grasshopper, saying
Lady of silences Calm and distressed Torn and most whole Rose of memory Rose of forgetfulness Exhausted and life-giving Worried reposeful The single Rose Is now the Garden Where all loves end Terminate torment Of love unsatisfied The greater torment Of love satisfied End of the endless Journey to no end Conclusion of all that Is inconclusible Speech without word and Word of no speech Grace to the Mother For the Garden Where all love ends.
Under a juniper-tree the bones sang, scattered and shining We are glad to be scattered, we did little good to each other, Under a tree in the cool of the day, with the blessing of sand, Forgetting themselves and each other, united In the quiet of the desert. This is the land which ye Shall divide by lot. And neither division nor unity Matters. This is the land. We have our inheritance.
Jaxon Thomas
One of the few images I saved with the original filename
Aaron Ortiz
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Ian Morris
there's not much to betray is there really ?
Ryder Peterson
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows What are those blue remembered hills What spires, what farms are those?
It is the land of lost content I see it shining plain Those happy highways where I went And can not come again
- William Wordsworth
Sebastian Robinson
>implying the daily stormer isn't controlled opposition
Benjamin Harris
III. At the first turning of the second stair I turned and saw below The same shape twisted on the banister Under the vapour in the fetid air Struggling with the devil of the stairs who wears The deceitul face of hope and of despair.
At the second turning of the second stair I left them twisting, turning below; There were no more faces and the stair was dark, Damp, jagged, like an old man's mouth drivelling, beyond repair, Or the toothed gullet of an aged shark.
At the first turning of the third stair Was a slotted window bellied like the figs's fruit And beyond the hawthorn blossom and a pasture scene The broadbacked figure drest in blue and green Enchanted the maytime with an antique flute. Blown hair is sweet, brown hair over the mouth blown, Lilac and brown hair; Distraction, music of the flute, stops and steps of the mind over the third stair, Fading, fading; strength beyond hope and despair Climbing the third stair.
Lord, I am not worthy Lord, I am not worthy but speak the word only.
Charles Thompson
I remember that.
Alexander Ross
What's all this gay rhyming word shit?
Chase Jones
If being a faggot is okay then why did god invent the aids virus and stoning?
Lincoln Williams
IV. Who walked between the violet and the violet Who walked between The various ranks of varied green Going in white and blue, in Mary's colour, Talking of trivial things In ignorance and knowledge of eternal dolour Who moved among the others as they walked, Who then made strong the fountains and made fresh the springs
Made cool the dry rock and made firm the sand In blue of larkspur, blue of Mary's colour, Sovegna vos
Here are the years that walk between, bearing Away the fiddles and the flutes, restoring One who moves in the time between sleep and waking, wearing
White light folded, sheathing about her, folded. The new years walk, restoring Through a bright cloud of tears, the years, restoring With a new verse the ancient rhyme. Redeem The time. Redeem The unread vision in the higher dream While jewelled unicorns draw by the gilded hearse.
The silent sister veiled in white and blue Between the yews, behind the garden god, Whose flute is breathless, bent her head and signed but spoke no word
But the fountain sprang up and the bird sang down Redeem the time, redeem the dream The token of the word unheard, unspoken
Till the wind shake a thousand whispers from the yew
And after this our exile
Jonathan Gray
V. If the lost word is lost, if the spent word is spent If the unheard, unspoken Word is unspoken, unheard; Still is the unspoken word, the Word unheard, The Word without a word, the Word within The world and for the world; And the light shone in darkness and Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled About the centre of the silent Word.
O my people, what have I done unto thee.
Where shall the word be found, where will the word Resound? Not here, there is not enough silence Not on the sea or on the islands, not On the mainland, in the desert or the rain land, For those who walk in darkness Both in the day time and in the night time The right time and the right place are not here No place of grace for those who avoid the face No time to rejoice for those who walk among noise and deny the voice
Will the veiled sister pray for Those who walk in darkness, who chose thee and oppose thee, Those who are torn on the horn between season and season, time and time, between Hour and hour, word and word, power and power, those who wait In darkness? Will the veiled sister pray For children at the gate Who will not go away and cannot pray: Pray for those who chose and oppose
O my people, what have I done unto thee.
Will the veiled sister between the slender Yew trees pray for those who offend her And are terrified and cannot surrender And affirm before the world and deny between the rocks In the last desert before the last blue rocks The desert in the garden the garden in the desert Of drouth, spitting from the mouth the withered apple-seed.
O my people.
Thomas Jackson
>implying mummy may and comerade corbyn arent controlled opposition of eachother
Logan Ortiz
>Tom Daley, 23, and husband Dustin Lance Black, 43, reveal they are having a baby by sharing Valentine's Day photo of scan
Nolan Flores
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Adam Brown
Right State your name, cuz Stormzy, init What we doing today? Repping, init Yeah, fucking repping, init Yeah fire in the park, let's go! Man try say he's better than me Tell my man shut up Mention my name in your tweets Oi rudeboy, shut up How can you be better than me? Shut up Best in the scene? Tell my man, yo, yo Couple man called me a backup dancer Onstage at the BRITs, I'm a backup dancer If that makes me a backup dancer The man in your vids, backup dancer The man in your pics, backup dancer Man wanna chat about backup dancer Big man like me with a beard I'm a big man, how the fuck can I Army comes everywhere I go I can't run when my enemies show Walk in the club with all of my tugs Party's done, everybody go home Apart from the girl dem, you lot stay Walk in the club, all the girls say hey Tell a man like I'm K to the A There's no champagne, we don't rave Yeah, I'm the best, I'm so cocky I've got a mob like A$AP Rocky I set trends, dem man copy They catch feelings, I catch bodies They roll deep, I roll squaddy Got about 25 goons in my posse
Noah Hernandez
God save us.
Nathan Fisher
they're gonna need a lot of anal lube to pull that off
Nathaniel Diaz
VI. Although I do not hope to turn again Although I do not hope Although I do not hope to turn
Wavering between the profit and the loss In this brief transit where the dreams cross The dreamcrossed twilight between birth and dying (Bless me father) though I do not wish to wish these things From the wide window towards the granite shore The white sails still fly seaward, seaward flying Unbroken wings
And the lost heart stiffens and rejoices In the lost lilac and the lost sea voices And the weak spirit quickens to rebel For the bent golden-rod and the lost sea smell Quickens to recover The cry of quail and the whirling plover And the blind eye creates The empty forms between the ivory gates And smell renews the salt savour of the sandy earth This is the time of tension between dying and birth The place of solitude where three dreams cross Between blue rocks But when the voices shaken from the yew-tree drift away Let the other yew be shaken and reply.
Blessed sister, holy mother, spirit of the fountain, spirit of the garden, Suffer us not to mock ourselves with falsehood Teach us to care and not to care Teach us to sit still Even among these rocks, Our peace in His will And even among these rocks Sister, mother And spirit of the river, spirit of the sea, Suffer me not to be separated
And let my cry come unto Thee.
Ryder Nguyen
Gays unironically make me feel sick Why would anyone be a faggot? Absolutely sickening
And one of them was involved in some perverted gay sex thing a while back wasn't he? Like Elton John's partner. And these are the best examples that can be found for gay parents.
Hunter Peterson
WAHEEEEEEEY
Brody Sanchez
REMINDER THAT THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH A BARRATT NEW BUILD HOUSE
Daniel Bailey
There is literally nothing wrong with Barrett new build homes hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES THE DEVELOPER! STRAIGHT DOWN THE VILLAGE ROAD, INTO THE FOREST! THE TORY GOVERNMENT COMES IN TO SUPPORT, THEY CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND PRETEND TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND A LITTLE STAB AS THE TREES GO DOWN! BARRET DODGES THE APPEAL WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM THE LOCAL LABOUR COUNCIL, OUR WILDLIFE FALLS INTO OBLIVION! HE'S THROUGH THE TREES. SLAMS THE TIMBER INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH. OH! OH! HE'S STARTED CONSTRUCTION! BRICKS ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY! OHHH OHHHH HE'S ADDED A 10CM GAP BETWEEN EACH HOUSE AND IS CALLING THEM DETATCHED GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Blake Diaz
>In this column, Orwell sets out to define his manifesto for a Fascist Britain
Henry Nelson
WHY IS NOBODY EXPLAINING HOW
Gabriel Lewis
lol
Caleb Perez
well you see user, when a daddy and a daddy love each other very much.....
Hey Brit/pol/. Reminder to buy ChainLINK so in 20 - 30 years when we're the new financial elite we can save Britain. >buy bitcoin on bittylicious/bitbargain >send bitcoin to binance >trade for LINK >store LINK in myetherwallet with a ledger nano s I love this country and hate what has happened to it.
Jonathan White
And both daddy's have big wallets. They go to see the nice Labour council person, and they give them a note for the nice social worker. The nice social worker takes their order, for the baby they want. Then go's to a nasty council estate, and rescues a poor baby, from some nasty, smoker, or drinker, or UKIP voter or jobless scum. For the daddy's to love for ever.
Isaac Gutierrez
Last time that ward had a right-wing candidates was back in 2007, when the BNP got 4.5% of the vote. It's not like the demographic changes of the last decade will have helped. I don't see Are Joe getting his deposit back.
Jacob Martin
WAHEY
Aiden Morris
I actually like the Irish. We have a lot in common with them culturally. Being in Ireland seems more akin to being in another city than another country and Irish pubs are as comfy as English pubs.
Lincoln King
that 100% means she wants to fuck congratulations
Jaxson Rivera
this
James Cooper
>actually like the Irish In spite of the fact that they're lefty scum that never shut up about the (((real holocaust)))?
Ian Morgan
It's when I realised the lyrics of Ariana Grande's music that she's a fucked up role model for children to be looking up to. No wonder the Muzzie bombed that concert.
Grayson Sullivan
Irish politics seems to have a lot of tribalism attached to it, which is somewhat understandable and their claims to NI can go fuck themselves, but I can't insult Irish people based off of my own experiences. They're some of the soundest people going IMO.
Perhaps it is just the cultural ties we share that make it that way, but I still feel very at home in Ireland. I'd be interested in knowing if thats the same vice versa.
It is quicker to get to Dublin from some parts of Britain than it is to London so thats probably a lot to do with it also.
Julian Rogers
BBC broadcast that song on daytime television
Oliver Ortiz
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Gavin Russell
I can like them without them liking me. It's more of a paternalist feeling than anything else, really. They're the Englishman's extended family, and I want to see them looked after.
Michael Jackson
Here comes BARRY BARRATT DOWN THE LEFT.
Colton Morris
OHH OHHHHH. BEAUTIFUL CHALLENGE BY HANDY ANDYYY.
Dylan Reyes
omae wa mou shindeiru
Owen Ramirez
>I can't insult Irish people based off of my own experiences I can. They're literal fucking marxists
Nathaniel Brown
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David Perry
2006: >All the skyscrapers are grouped around Canary Wharf and the City
2018: >Just fuck my skyline up
Julian Diaz
Point taken. To be fair, I don't think my sort of crowd was overly concerned with Communism or Marxism inbetween downing pints.
Grayson Hernandez
building this in croydon
Juan Jones
Nice digits. Checked
Cooper Moore
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Wyatt Evans
>new builds have mascots
Lucas Miller
It's a person in a person costume Think about that for a second You don't see dogs in dog costumes That would be silly But here we have a person in a person costume What
Benjamin Green
The skyline is fucked already since those skyscrapers mean all you can see on the horizon is fucking cranes.
Nathaniel Miller
this was finished a few years ago
Jaxson Mitchell
Imagine living in the house at the bottom left.
Carter Phillips
lads serious question how long does it take to reheat a greggs sausage roll?
Julian Perez
NANI?!
Kayden Perry
Fuck you
t.cold sausage roll master race
Leo Hernandez
Tomorrow's Question Time panel.
Isaac Campbell
Wrap it in tin foil and stick it in the microwave for 20 minutes :^)
Anthony Cox
>lammy >3 litreally whos >an iceland manager woah
Charles Stewart
>Band aid baby I've seen the damage this did to a friend of mine and his girlfriend. Drove them further apart and they are no longer together.
Nathaniel White
There was a UKIP person I don't see him winning but to say a lost deposit is wrong.
