MAJOR HAPPENING

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND WAS JUST ASSASSINATED
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

This is what globalism and diversity leads to

he was working for the Russians, nothing's going to happen - go back to sleep

>meanwhile on Sup Forums 1900...

No one cares about noble celeb drama

>servian socialist
every fucking time

It's fucking nothing

>S*RBIAN
Imaginun moi shock

The Great War has begun

Nothing will happen. Fuck off happeningfags

Hey, I'm signing up with lads from the village. I hear we'll march right into Berlin and the war will be done by Christmas!

>1914
>Not going to France for your holidays

Q predicted this

He was a blue pilled communist shill, no one cares, im 100% sure there will be no consequences.

Q predicted this...

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

He was paid by the Russians
Vote suffragetes !

Shit niggas, down in to the prep shelters we go.

We're fine, where the fuck even is serbia?

>implying anyone care about some shitty arch duke
there will be a few small skirmishes at most lmao

Fucking who???

It's literally nothing

nice

Moltke shoulda stuck with that Shlieffen Plan.

There'll be war, mark my words, and guess who'll profit?

Austria-Hungry BTFO (befriend the foolish Ottomans).

nah, what can happen, its just some meme archduke

You did this,a man named Adolf will rise.

They got a pic of the shooter!

I bet the bosch will use this as an excuse to fuck europe. You watch!

>It's 1918
>plebs are now getting this news
did you not notice the war going on?

ITS A NOTHINGBURGER
fucking happeningtards

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He can’t keep this up!

Well, I'm sure he won't do something like this again.

Sheeeeeit niggas, *smacks lips* ima bout ta go ova der and kill sum honkeyass hun muthafuckas. *cashes wellfare check while eating watermelon and neglecting children*

Big if true.

>archduke
Nobody cares if a McDonald’s manager is shot

Serbians need to be publicly executed.

Shill, there’s no happening. Keep moving, goyim.

Wow this is amazing!

>tfw selling all that shit for guns
o vey , yes goys , figth them

Kaiser Whilhem is finished. He'll never recover!

This Vojvodina could really be a nice fertile bread basket of a country.

What's a McDonald's ?

What the fuck did you just say about my glorious preußischen Armee you little shit? I'll have you know Preußen was the top military power in all of Europe and it has been involved in numerous great European wars, and they have over 300 confirmed victories. They are trained Napoleonic warfare and they have the top commanders in the entire European continent. You are nothing to them but just another Frenchman. They will annex the fuck out of you with precision the likes of wich has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit to Preußens over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my international network of diplomats acorss the HRE and your entire Dynasty is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your independance. You're fucking dead kid. They can be anywhere, anytime and They can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single division. Not only are they extensively trained in Clausewitz's teachings, but They have access to the entire arsenal of the Königlich Preußische Armee, and They will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little Slav. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Wow, it's literally nothing.

We're staying out of your shitty war, Eurofags

oh wow so there's going to be another brushfire war in a small European shithole country, so what?

*steals bicycle in German*

Day of the trench when?

largest employer of russian losers. i mean all russians. russians dont do shit other than drink, die, and work at mcdonalds
to bad you cant be me
>investment banker
>250k a year
>new hot slut a week
>4 cars, fit em all in my huge garage
>maid changes my bed sheets daily because of the copius amounts of semen and female juice produced daily by my 9in cock and hot 9/10 10/10 bang buddies
>130 iq
no russian can compete
also this thread is fucking gay as are all russians
btfo syria
losers

>Laughs in 75% of state budget

It's never fucking happening, you brainlet. Just like the Panther Incident or the Fashoda Crisis. The economy of the great powers is too interconnected for them to allow a great war.

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>Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal …
>A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all …
>I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where …
>Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans will set it off.

Holy fuck guys!
Is this is?
Is this the real deal?
I'm legit scared!
Convince me this is not happening

The Russians will send a telegram telling Austria to fuck off, and the Austrians will whine and back down. The Triple Alliance is only defensive, so the Germans won't back Vienna if they invade Serbia.

Just as long as Germany doesn't feel pressured or anyth-- Hey what's going on in Belgium?

The kaiser is behind this wicked plot i bet!

Anyway at least we will never involve ourselves in their continental squabble. Imagine the infrigments on our liberties they would need to place to maintain a british level, or bigger navy.

A jewish serb started ww1

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Bismarck predicted this.

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thx captain i'll wiggle my willy wanky this n8

Spiffing news old chum. I guess we get to war with Germany and be back home in time for Christmas.

For God's sake, don't tell Austria.

big if true

It's a nothing burger. Nothing is going to happen over this. People get shot all the time.

What so emus assassinated the Australian heir and now there's going to be a war? I bet Australia is gonna lose

It must be the Jews. Fuck I don't want to go to war against the Eternal Anglo.

I'm signing up for the war, Gents. For most of my life I've felt nothing but misery. My father beat me as a kid and my mother died of cancer when I was a young man, I couldn't get into art school, and I just had no direction.
But for once, I feel like I can truly be someone and do something.
What do you think of my portrait?

Based Wilson will keep us out of war. Thank G-d we elected him

it's nothing, as always happening fags are wrong

YOU STUPID FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU'VE DONE!!!

Dapper
You clearly got charisma my man.
Don't let things pull you down.
This will probably blow into nothing, but army is always a good career in Germany.

We should kick (((them))) out of Europe and contain them somewhere in the Middle East.

>380ACP
>dies
What a pussy

Why not just switch sides?

I'll never do that, I care about my honor.

>Serbians need to be publicly executed.

>Be Europe
>Accidentally kick a pebble into your neighbors territory
>Go to war
Can you fucks NOT go to war? Every other Tuesday seems to be one war after another.
Thank God we're not being involved in these stupid wars

iTsHaPpEnInG!!!
iTsHaPpEnInG!!!
iTsHaPpEnInG!!!
ROTHSCHILDS DID IT THIS TIME!!!!
MAN THE MUSKETS BOYS!!!!
WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW!!!!

t. Muhammad

Try beating up on Ethiopia. It'll make you feel better.

Can you fucks NOT go to war? Every other Tuesday seems to be one war after another.
Thank God we're not being involved in these stupid wars

forgot >

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>jewish

without ww1, ww2 wouldn't happen, and hitler would have never risen to power so as such things would have been alot worse by now.

Wow guys, I feel like this will start like a World War 1 or something am I right?

I think it was gonna happen either way. If Princip hadn't killed Ferdinand something else would've happened to start WWI. It was kind of a grand experiment.

>.t goulashnigger

>Servian Socialist
The left has gone too far this time.

Come back Adolf, you were right.

Too many powerful countries that wanted to see what they could do with their new toys.

(Thats not how that meme works you leaf)

>t. serb beggar gypsi in sweden

daily reminder that nothing ever happens

Pretty much this^

Anyone who actually legitemately believes that gavrilo was the sole reason to starting ww1 and that serbia was to blame for ww1 is a fucking uninformed brainlet.

WW1 was gonna happen even if gavrilo didnt assasinate franz. WW1 was simply inevitable, it was just that gavrilo was the first one to "set the forest on fire".

fake and gay. nothing will happen. nothing ever happens.
t. some serbian probably

>.t hun turkic mongoloid gypsy shitskin

>t.gook