ROASTIES BTFO!

The absolute state of the NYT:

Roasties getting hella toasty about being single

youtu.be/ftEzP7Mh68I?t=63

Go to timestamp 1:03 to skip to the triggering

SLIDE THREAD DISTRACTION TROLL JEWNIGGER DETECTED.

How is this remotely a slide thread?

Seems like it's a criticism of feminism/sjw culture

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For Satire, it's disrespectful to women. It makes women look jaded and bitter.

i genuinely can't tell anymore

Satire or not I hope she gets gang raped by a gaggle of Tyrone’s.

What should we do with him?

Where do women get the idea that they're going to find intellectually stimulating conversation with a liberal man while at a bar or house party? I feel like these women go into social situations with some fantasy of how they meet their future husband and he's supposed to be literally Jesus surrounded by other men while he preaches to them leftist values and bathed in a pillar of light as she looks on longingly waiting for her chance to compliment him.

These cock crazed sluts deserve what they get

This has got to be fake. I know for a fact women don’t want to be split in half by a 12” long and 8” wide cock.

I'm not even sure if it's satire at this point.

That almost came off as satire

Women are retarded. You may discount this as some throwaway edgelord post, but it really is as simple as that.

This is Sup Forumsworthy satire. NYT has been infiltrated lmao.

>Dat awful singing
I can't tell if she actually means this shit or if she's poking fun at the kind of people who actually mean this shit. Are young people LARPing as leftist extremists as some kind of elaborate joke?

>t. dicklet

How exactly does some random roastie's novelty song become a NYT op-ed?

It literally says opinion in the corner of the video...

probably because this (((roastie))) is part of the (((tribe)))

Tradwife fantasizers on suicide watch.

Is that the alpha version, the beta version, or the intermediate version?

If you want to understand this, read Henry and June by Anais Nin.
Or skip it because the gist is that women are fucking crazy.

it's actually surprisingly humorous and self-aware for NYT.

The overton window continues to shift.

Of course it's fake.

Women are simply shit at measuring. It's why they can't lose weight - counting calories is beyond them. Weight Watchers is literally calorie counting simplified for women.

protip: any pic you see referencing height or dick size has probably been altered from the original for the purpose of baiting. ie, lurk more

And they still wouldn't fuck you Sup Forums losers.

KYSs

wait, it isn't?
i thought it's making fun of bitter roasties

Jesus Christ t_d go away and stay away. This shit is Sup Forums tier ancient.

oh jesus fuck

oh no

oh fucking no this is cancer

YOUR IQ IS sub-100 IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS SATIRE

THIS IS MAKING FUN OF FEMINISTS

YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED

AS RETARDED AS THE AVERAGE YOUTUBE VIEWER

AND IT MAKES ME MAD

It's a parody of feminists you dumb retards

The last thing I want to talk about on a first date is trying to pass some litmus test on politics. Why don't we just have a nice dinner and get to know each other and shit? You know...? Normal stuff.

My older sister is a bleeding heart liberal who digests too much news and has become petrified of men, and then complains about not being able to find one. For him to be worthy he's got to be XYZ to the point where the bar has been raised so high that it's virtually unachievable.

I love my sister and all but over the last few years she's become completely insufferable with her feminist bullshit. We couldn't even get through Thanksgiving dinner with the family without hearing about how whites are evil who "stole land and destroyed a civilization" and how "toxic masculinity" is ruining the safety of women everywhere. It's so tiring.

I've come to the conclusion that it's not that she won't date certain men, it's the other way around. Men don't want to date HER. What man in his right mind would want to date someone like that? Not me.

What a cunt.

so then the NYT is making fun of #metoo, a serious movement by women about sex assault and rape

i doubt that

is this mocking white feminists? what is this supposed to be?

I think they're being entirely serious. I don't think it's satire, but feminists are so crazy that it's hard to tell the difference these days.

I seriously can't tell if it's satire or not. That's the sorry state of reality.

You shouldn't even have to ask, lad. The fake chart encompasses further than the biggest penis in the world (13.5"?). It's arguable whether even "just" an 8" long dick could go balls-deep in most fully aroused, fully expanded, fully lubricated vaginas, many women with shallow vaginas and/or low sex drives have trouble taking smaller than that. Any bigger than that is also when there starts to be issues with blood flow and achieving/maintaining an erection.

...

They dont even know

Bitches don't know bout my criminal record...

Also note how she specifies that this is the STRAIGHT dating scene.
Hmmmmmmm, I WONDER WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT?

i can never tell if its mocking the left or if its legit
these are always so fucking bad

You can sort of see through the poe when the last guy comes up and just says he sympathizes and she says he's a WHITE MALE. She's clearly become unhinged at that point so I am leaning towards light satire.

>Tfw 6'4" and not even a 6 incher
I'm fucked

Which layer of irony are we on again? I forgot.

Indeed. Also, many more women report discomfort with a larger dick than report dissatisfaction with a small dick. With so many dudes insecure about having a small dick, they should be aware that statistically speaking a large dick is more likely to be a problem.

Also we should distinguish between sight and touch. While many women enjoy looking at the cartoonishly large dicks in porn, most of those women also report they would never actually like to have sex with a dick the size of those in that freakishly, comical pornography.

Is this satire? I don't what's happening anymore.

Haha loser. 5'11" and 7 and 1/2 here. Uncut too and never had any complaints.

Okay yeah, I finished the video.
It's satire.

>wow can I say anything right
>implicit "no" in her response

LoL. What's the point of this video exactly?

Do you know what Op-ed means?

Assuming those numbers are self reported, I'd guess there's a good half-inch margin of error as well. I don't know many women who inspect their men with tape measurers.

Clickbait thread.
Use hooktube at least.

>intellectually stimulating
>liberal

I can tell she's insufferable since she plays ukulele. It's the instrument of choice for talentless basic bitches who think they're artists. I guarantee she thinks she has a music career and forces the man in her life to attend every single one of her "gigs" as background music at backwater coffee shops and dive bars. I'm speaking from experience here.

thank god for MGTOW

>these fucking dickets

Because the best right wing minds spending their valentines day posting about being incels on an anonymous image board and calling for violent nationalist revolution

>The mans only "crime" is being interested in things besides liberal hashtag politics

Sexbots can't come soon enough, tradthots need to be replaced, feminists need to fucking die.

>describing his dick in detail to another man on a Ugandan pottery sculpting forum

U gay or what, nigga

this is female comedy

This is actual satire guys

In this satirical music video Op-Ed, Emily Lynne's song "What Did You Say" plays out some dating scenarios where the debate supersedes romance.

sup newfag

that image is from a site advertising dick growth pills it's been a troll image posted on Sup Forums for 23 years now

>ugly jewish dyke

Every time.

It’s a phase that she will get out of... her paleo instincts will kick in at some point and if she’s lucky, a normal guy without an extremist left or right bent will display real virtues to her to contrast the bullshit she thinks she wants or the bullshit that she despises. Does she have a contentious relationship with your father or are they on good terms? Also does she know you browse 4chins?

>tired of dating criminals
LOL TOASTY

Lmao this is fucking great satire

Good work cracking this case open detective.

Unimpressed. Uninteresting.

Pass it up. She can't sing, and it becomes annoying after the first time she says 'what did you say?'.

This should be illustrating the dictionnary entry for awkward

satire

i cannot tell if this is supposed to be a parody or for real or what

Emily Lynne is a writer and actress. She voices Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, Karen Pence, Nancy Pelosi and Betsy DeVos on Stephen Colbert’s “Our Cartoon President.”

Satire, but more cripplingly depressing than funny in any way

published by the new york times? ... I though is too redpilled for a massive media ... maybe is some kind of stupid left parody that went absolutly through the subject...

>all these dislikes
it's a parody of feminism you fucks

Hard to tell at this point.

Satire doesn't necessarily need to be funny though.

But it's devoid of anything of merit. It's a stupid little song about things everyone already considers obvious.

>opinion pieces have always been garbage

its the jewish version

>im single this year :'(
What a fucking tragedy. Realy cant get a break from getting dicked 24/7 can ya?

Anyone else noticed a pattern where the most cock hungry woman always seem to be these brown eyed burnetes?

I like my own dick. For this I do not apologize. I'm even willing to show anyone who asks politely, male or female. Although males can't touch.

I think it's a bit of both
It's semi self-aware, and it's kind of poking fun at themselves
But more sort of making fun of their own plight, not at how ridiculous all these 'movements' are
They're clearly truly triggered by all these things, hence making such a video in the first place

This is the most jewish thing ever.

>implying women can tell the difference between a 5 inch and 9 inch penis
They can’t, just so you know

Don't worry roasties, there will.be plenty of third world niggers for you to marry.

This
Yet SO many girls on Tinder put right in their profiles
>liberal af
>if you like trump swipe left
>hardcore democrat
>i will probably talk poltics on the first date
or have some picture of them at a protest with sign

WHO are they trying impress?

>suggests he's a lion
>is a literal lamb to the slaughter
Sides have left the AO

>Tfw 5'6" tall with a 7x6in dong
>dumb women think it's bigger than it actuals because women are dumb
Langley dicklets will never know this feel. Being a manlet is like cheat code, they expect your dick to be proportional to your height, but then boom , bitch you're done for

probably fake profiles who try to turn virgins into leftists by giving them attention

>Policy nerd
It's my policy not to give a fuck about the policies of others.

>WHO are they trying impress?
each other

This is what's happening to women all over the first world, with or without the third wave feminist bullshit. There's a deluge of articles about women's self-reported happiness being inversely correlated to liberation over the decades, the "love/dating gap," smart and professional women paradoxically being unable to find partners (hypergamy doesn't scale well with success), women getting ghosted on Bumble (the datting app that was supposed to solve the issues of other dating apps), "immature" men being unwilling to get serious and settle down, adult women still living at home because the formerly main reason for them moving out was independence with a significant other, spinsters freezing their eggs, etc. Women overplayed their hand and they're very used to men groveling at their feet anyway, but it's not happening anymore, at least not past college age. The sexual dynamic evens out earlier than it used to and where women won't cede ground on their unreasonable demands and expectations, men simply stop wasting their energy and happiness on the Sisyphean pushing of boundaries in a losing game. The handsome, charismatic, successful, top 5% men of their dreams aren't coming, because those men already locked down better women. The men that still want them, they don't want. All this "fries before guys" Galentine's Day sisterhood nonsense is them having a great big group hug over the fact that they're not getting what they were promised. Frankly, I invite them to get used to it, because they're starting to understand what it's like to live life as men. They asked for it and got monkey pawed.

it's actually pretty funny desu

>#metoo
is this OK to do?

7x6 so your dick is almost a square? Kek