Precure Thread
Precure Thread
Hime did everything wrong.
Posting here because the Hime thread broke the rules.
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There is nothing gay going on here. Nope. Not at all.
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Why are they so gay
Is there anything better than a cure enjoying a hardcore gang bang?
Is it wrong that the first Cure to pop in mind after reading this was Cure Peace?
No but I don't think she has any good doujins where that happens. I was thinking more of karen or Reika.
INAZUMA YOU FAGGOT WHERE IS MY KIRAKIRA DOUJIN
Lillies, huh?
Could this episode have been any more gay without soccer moms having a meltdown?
Akira made those flowers. Its cute how Yukari admires it.
We'll never get doki levels of sustained gay ever again.
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I don't know what you're talking about, user.
This is gayer than Doki desu.
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Sorry, must be my deluded imagination.
Close but no cigar
The gay has gotten progressively gayer every time it has come up.
Me on the left
But it's not sustained. We had a couple of scenes early, then got absolutely nothing for about 15 episodes as Akira and Yukari blended into the background.
Now we got the gayest episode in the history of Precure, but once it's over we'll go back to our regular schedule where it will be mostly forgotten.
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Its so obvious Yukari wants the A. She was o jealous when Akira was with those girls.
>A
agina?
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But why?
It's only gonna be 4 eps before the Yukari ep this episode is building up too. besides Aoi and Himari needs their eps too.
This looked so retarded I laughed hard. I really liked the part where akira fucking dies
A stands for Akira. Yukari is Akirasexual..
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She protec?
All that impaled-but-not-quite with the repeated shots was also super awkward.
Yukari is the only gay one and it still felt like it came out of no where honestly.
>licco
Be a little more clever. Akira is dog, right? Then say Yukari wants the fortune cookie.
Akira is gay too. She's just also really fucking dense.
The real reason everyone went to her store was because she was giving out handies to strangers.
When precure going full cg?
Never, the movie budget can't even have cgi not running at 5 fps
Isn't it a reference to the lift?
And I love that they thought to have Aoi deliver it, just to remind us she had culture crammed into her through her whole childhood.
stop posting so much, this isn't comfy
What does this feel like
What do pretty cures smell like?
Are their costumes scented?
I believe so too but they certainly could have gone with a pose that doesn't look so stupid.
I thought Aoi butted in because she's into rock and you can see lots of lifting in those dances. But that makes sense too.
Now I wish the nerd (what's her name again?) could stop being yellow for a second and had more to her character besides SWEETS WA KAGAYAKU and crippling shyness.
Why are they crabbing?
Probably like those scented trees for your car.
What do pretty cures taste like?
Probably like those scented trees for your car.
The flavor of gatorade corresponding to their color.
>Isn't it a reference to the lift?
It's just so dumb looking, also it looks like Yukari broke her neck for this pose.
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So salty with an artificial fruit aftertaste?
Juicy Fruit or Polo Mints if it's Yuri.
What did they mean by this?
Skittles
unripe fruit
>unripe
Is that Lico sleeping in a towel?
This looks like she could be winding up for a karate chop.
Their attack forms a heart before a chocolat macaron.
Things we learned from today's episode
>Yukari is gay
Why is she allowed near children again?
So that they may learn the ways of knpk.
Is Kira the first season to have (relatively) consistent kino since episode 1?
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Was this REALLY necessary?
WHAT'S THIS
They're really tackling modern issues like transgenderism.
>knpk
Yeah why do they still exist?
What intricate feelings is this expression trying to convey?
Yes, it's called Pregnancy.
>talk about my eyebrows one moere time, see what happens nigger
I found this, what do I do with it?
Treat it to a nice dinner.
Credit the artist
At the end of the day? Mostly sweat after all that brawling, mixed with girly perfume and girly fluids
manji (tenketsu) is the name I have for that one.
This one, too.
>Incest, teenage pregnancy, constipation
Fresh was a Precure like no other
I like to think that nobody complained about Maho's /u/ndertones cause no one was watching it.
>the only pure cure was the villain
What did they mean by this?
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I don't mind a bit of yuri in my Precure, but that's forcing it down my throat. Yukari was COMPLETELY out of character in this episode, and I can't accept Toei's shenanigans.
She's been a proud, indifferent and playful cat for two dozen episodes, and ALL OF A SUDDEN she's blushing like mad every two minutes. This looked like a /u/ fanfic more than an episode.
What the FUCK Toei.
Have you never been a maiden in love?
NO.
It's almost like people can have occasionally contradictory traits, thoughts and feelings. Fucking weird.
If you ask me, that episode was a complete CAT-astrophe!
I'd be okay with that, but I think the format should focus only on 'official' cures. There's enough of them as it is to have a full season.
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Rare Pafe
Go away, Iona
>WHERE'S THE BABY
Bibly literally saved next week
wife material
How will she react to being loved for the first time in her life?
>Pikario wakes up
>Learns his sister far surpassed him and became a precure
>Learns Bibury is gonna be his sister-in-law
Why the heck is that other thread still there.