Catch long nose man stealing pelt from cave. Pick up spear. He yell and remind me of holobunga. Me think he use holobunga as excuse to steal pelt.
Catch long nose man stealing pelt from cave. Pick up spear. He yell and remind me of holobunga...
Fellow Grug, us feel bad for long nose tribe
give long nose shiny rock.
Lol
Never forget the 6 long nose
40 iq lookin ape forget pelt at running water place, me 70 iq genious want give pelt back, come to lookin apes doodoo cave, poor lookin ape dont know fire, guh guh guh at his low iq puts down pelt. ape lookin ape see and startin to screech goy goy goy at me, i think he calls his tribe, start callin all ape lookin 40 iq sub homosepians goys
>sides left the orbit
Long nose man makes word salad. My peolt still in his hands.
Never forget the 6 million standard deviations. Wait it was 6 billion. Actually I meant 6 trillion. Did you forget the 6 quadrillion?
he say holbunga take 6 men dead
6 men dead i say ?
how 1 man make six men dead in 1 day with 1 fire pire
me say holobunga no make think right
me say long nose tell lie
holobunga is a sublime word
KEK
>Me think he use holobunga as excuse to steal pelt.
Grog not say that out loud, or long nose man beat you. But all know is true.
Long nose tribe also want give me shiny rock for more shiny rock than after many moons. Long nose also paint picture of many monkey men with my tribe women on my cave. Long nose want monkey men in my tribe but no sign of monkey men in long nose tribe.
Long nose tribe tell women no pick berries. now pick beans. Long nose call bean soy. Son no grow beard for winter and bean picker too when not trying breed with male apes. Me face when.
long nose tribe give grug funny rocks with picture
grug not understand
long nose tribe say it's same as shiny rock in cave
grug not believe long nose tribe when say picture rock is as valuable as shiny rock
Long nose say we need new prophet, new prophet cut all our berries tree, now all berries tree is with long nose
why goldhair tribe not like sand tribe?
sand tribe peaceful tribe
sand tribe member go to goldhair cave, take rock from camelskin coat, bash goldhair
this mean sand tribe all basher?
no
not all sand tribe
Grug kill all youngling in cave today.
It time we take war clubs from Grug.
Time we give to long-nose tribe for safe.
No Grug need war club.
long nose tribe said sand tribe did nothing wrong
i think long nose lie
Kek
...
>How many youngling we kill before give clubs?
All them.
Horny_Muddy_Grug.smokesignal
Long Nose tribe come to Grog,
Say grog evil because pale
grog only wants best for family
but grog now feel bad
long nose tribe say grog need give ooga booga clan spears
ooga booga no hunt themselves
no need spear
grog think long nose man lying
grog think long nose need pay
>no grug need war club
Half all kills made by dark skin clan
Grug need war club for safe
Get rid dark skin clan, no more kills in cave
grog know too much
grog no tell long nose until other grog know
grogs strong in tribe no alone
Grug want ethnocave!
>Who run all shadow puppet cave?
>Who carve all message stick?
Red-berry me long nose tricks
why grug need battle club?
when tribe made ancestor say "right to bear club"
but bow and metal spike not invented yet!
time you give up battle club
too many grug go forever sleep
too many grugling smashed.
Grog happy, give many gifts to tribe
Ooga booga see gift, make mad
Ooga booga want gift too
But Grog no can give gift, ooga booga no help grog's tribe.
me think ooga booga tribe want things but no work
me think ooga booga tribe wrong.
you no get ethnocave
you get painting of teaching of grughamed.
show all grug the true way.
if you no follow grughamed
me ride mammoth into tribe.
i go pick up man from doctor tribe
he go to join my caravan
person list say only him, he bring other
say they not him friend
they work for big man tribe try to club man from doctor tribe
maybe i hit with club, know where big man tribe chief is
first one tell me about big man tribe chief get to ride with caravan
ask them who give shiny rock to club man from doctor tribe
he say nothing
ask other why big man tribe chief wear cloth over face, he not speak
think they have a lot of loyalty for shiny-rock warrior
final one speak before i get to him
ask me why i hit man with club before throw him off of mammoth
tell me only thing that matter is action
remove face cloth
there face cloth under face cloth
he is the big man tribe chief
very big for me, ask him if i pull face cloth will he die
says it going to hurt
man riding bigger mammoth come next to my mammoth
hit with harpoons, big man tribe chief takes man from doctor tribe
i will not survive this
Nog TAKE what NOG want
two little grugs killed in stone school today by another half grugs
this was long nose tribe doing
#ripstoneschool
Long nose tribe bring man on stick
say man on stick good for grog's tribe
grog see only dead long nose on stick
me no see how good for tribe
10/10 thread
More I talk with long nose, better I know him talktricks
Sometimes acts like I stupid, then sometimes like he stupid
Sometime pretend to not speak cavetongue
Sometimes show cave pictures of my woman with cannibal tribesman
When I talk plain, long nose act like agree, then forget next day, act like day never happened
Slowly I learn to hate long nose
Grog say Ugr stop shitpainting
Ugr no obey, Grog say stone yourself
Grog say go back to blooddit instead
/thread
/shadowpuppet/ go, stay go
Chieftains want lift to higher plane and live forever and want know secrets.
Some chieftain good, some bad, some mix.
Good chieftains no work together. No want dominate Grug.
Bad chieftains work together. such lust power.
Big brains no want dominate Grug. Want help Grug.
Big brains no work together until late to smash evil.
Good strong.
We on world. Einstone show Grug, Plank show Grug, twelve arrows in space.
Top big brain chieftains tell Grug world no real. Fake dream. Dark stuff.
We in dream in God mind. Big brain tell Grug. It true.
And how long nose take grug battle club if grug no give battle club? with.. battle club!? Me laugh. Long nose no want remove battle club, long nose only want battle club for self!
Maybe holobunga not real. Maybe holobunga need be real. No forget holodonga either.
man on stick tell grog
big man in the sky gonna make grog live forever
man on stick tell grog
if grog bad grog gonna get set on fire forever
grog think this sound like bad deal.
but
big-tit tribe join stick man
grog want big tit that not look at ooga booga tribe
so grog join stick man
when grog get to stick mans house
grog talk to big-tit tribe member
big-tit tribe member spend months in ooga-booga tribes land
try to teach them how to make fire
grog get tricked. now stick man's friend has grog's shiny-rock
why no think of Grugling?
Long-nose tribe have stone-thrower too.
make stone, fall from sky.
land on many Grug
Many go forever sleep.
Tribe war two kill all strong grug.
OI SAY WUT A MAAARVELOUS SOIGHT TA BEHOLE
STAN STILL WHOILE OI RITE ME LETTA FER MORE MUNNEE
>ethnocave
Grug see south africave
"rainbow cave" they tell Grug
Grug farmers killed on land by dark skin tribe
Grug no want americave be like south africave
So is talking like a caveman racist yet?
Just recently sand tribe men come to our caves.
Evil sand tribe men on traveling sticks.
They bash two sacred rocks with traveling sticks.
Fire and sparks from sacred rocks.
Ugly sand tribemen die from fire.
Evening come see sacred rocks they fallen.
Long nose shaman says traveling sticks break sacred rocks.
Call sand people bad.
And that sand people break sacred rocks on their own.
Never seen sacred rocks break from sticks.
Too hard stones for sticks, rocks stand forever, sticks always break.
Me thing long nose shaman lie.
Even help sand people break sacred rocks.
Liar but cant prove it.
Too sad mourning sacred rocks with tribemen.
So many our men die because sand tribe.
Tomorrow have to go war with sand people because sacred rocks.
Evil war will come soon.
Each tribe man forget about long nose shaman.
Lying shaman counts his shining rocks in a cave more and more.
But me see him do it.
Everytime something bad happen I see shaman have more shiny rocks.
After war must tell tribe about shaman.
Me thinks long nose shamans time should end.
Soon.
>get two same me saw
good big brain save
why me take 2 clam from long nose, buy spear, give back 3 clam longnose later.
where clam start? who give clam first?
Me make atlatl from stick and other stick if club no good. Get on long nose shaman curse list. Me teach grugling of club and atlatl and keep the fire. Keep grugling away from cave paintings and shadow puppets. Me grugling no forever sleep, even if me no more wake.
Zog tribe sleep faster than Grug anyway.
Me make clams, fellow Grug! Need clam-makers for rockonomy!
me no care.
me no grug.
me Graga.
smash willy with club
want ungha ungha with me?
me put cave berry on face, make pretty.
>long nose man see Thud leave cave
>facesplitbareteeth.goy
>walk in cave and see Thud mate
>say"open pelt me give shiney rock"
>excite her open pelt n ly on floor
>wave Tigerone, Jab-maul, and Lil Thunk in
>her am scared but show 3 shiny rock
>settle down n mates all three at once
>rod sap all inside
>rubclaws.goy
>~9 mooncycle later
>Thud hold son mate drop from magic
>"Mate why son dark?"
>"Thud me eat burned food you try cook, that why"
>Thud shrug n hugs son as it take Thud wallet
graga based and fashy.
graga help red berry normgrugs who not write on cave wall together.
give graga shiny rock or you are shadow-puppet
>two same again, me saw, frog spirit say wise true true
but if make clam all day, grug need more clam for spear. must have big river, no run out clam.
HOOH HOOH HAAAAH BIX HAAAAAAH NOOD
no worry, fellow Grug. Trust long nose tribe! We help out all Grugs!
Why everyone eat blue berry?
Eating red berry no taste good sometimes, but is good for you.
Blue berry taste good, but is poison.
Why everyone think blue berry not poison?
Blue berry eaters always die from cannibal tribe.
lol
Me no want ungha ungha with broken grug. Me no homo erectus like broken grug. broken in brain. Broken grug cave not lady cave, but keep homo parade there and away from gruglings.
Why slant eye tribe so littler and draw cave picture that make me want mate? Are slant eye tribe all tiny shaman? One pic even make stiff and it was stiff but it look like mate. This no seem homo...
Uarg say no more look at cave paintings of mating
me catch long nose man teach the young of hate to ancestors
we catch and bring long nose man to elders
long nose man start yelling of holobunga
Long nose tribe try to make Grog spear wife snu snu with dark skin tribe. Me get mad but long nose say dark tribe deen doo noffin. Me no know what that means, then long nose talk about holobunga and six gorilla. Me say no see six gorilla, long nose tribe get angrier and say ant eye some eyed. Me no see ants or eyes. Me start to hate long nose tribe.
ME WANT UNGHA! NO HOMO, SASH ALL WITH CLUB SAY OTHER!
Uarg say sabre tooth cat is not for strong cave man
Grog says me to shit in pit. Me want obligated poo poo path.
WANT UNGHA BUMGA?
selfie.cavepaint
Why grug tribe men hate dark skins/boongas while grugettes crave boonga dicc?
Boonga make pretty mix kids
why longnose always gib mating pictures with darkcaveman? grug no like darkcaveman. darkcaveman have big mushmush stick than grug.
>Boonga make pretty mix kids
Grug see long nose poking from behind rock!
Kek
We go to war with one eyebrow man for long nose man tribe, long nose man our greatest ally.
>Darkitribeamclubeachothermorethanlighttribe.cavepaint
Man wearing fox pelt share this cavepainting with grog, why dark tribe club-happy?
three ape lookin goys show up, start talk body hair supremacy, no want she ape lookin be less abnoxious. talk about havin ape lookin it thing and how black skins invading their doodoo cave. not realising all they care about is hidin in doodoo cave and throw rocks at walls while thinking of slit eyes tribe
White cavemen fear dark tribes.
Even lightly dark tribes scary.
Wrong idea.
Us dark men gud.
Zem white men bad.
Kill dark men all times.
And make dark men work when no want work.
Never again.
Gonna revenge.
Zulu better zen whites.
>obligated poo poo path
big word for punjab tribe, but me sides in sky above clouds
Me skin all oogaboogas. Me no care if you was chiefs ung shit.
>long nose man can’t understand subtlety
>gets caught and kicked out
long nose man like bloodsuck bug on stronk mammoth
chief thrummfph of meat and wheat tribe must crush long nose man with feet
Grog see shitpainting on wall
It say woman like dark tribe and Grog should be like lamb man
Grog write back that woman should show tatas or get out of cave
Grog leave cave, come back, see long nose and bean eater shitpainting on wall
Grug lose many rocks
Grug think longnose tribe continue selling pelts
>no force mating
Like you want long nose come back...
tribe big man say bad thing about mates
tribe big man also say bad thing about brown tribe
grug want big man go away, grug call big man names
big man is not grugs big man
big nose man say me not eat animal raw and big nose man say that if me cook meat me must give food to nose mans cult for sacrifice to nose man in sky
Why you like chief with hair of evening sun?
He is not from your cave. He is from a cave behind big river. He not your chief.
imaginary rock is trick-trap
only need shiny rock to sit on in cave
>long nose man never has dug
>dug is my friend
>dug me hunt buffalo
>long nose man tell me dug is bad
>dug looks sad
>me luv dug he keeps warm and hunt
>dug bark at long nose man and monkey man
>dug only bark at bad man
>me no like long nose and monkey man
Grooga think grug steal all rocks from tribe
Grooga fight many rocks grugs now
uarg club my favorite rock banger to death.
fuck uarg.
There a tale about a tribe from far seas. This tribe live on island with fire mountains. Their long nose shamans try take their shiny rocks. Long nose shamans says tribesmen bring more shiny rocks they have. Tribesmen get mad and send long nose tribe away. Live happy from then.
Try sending long nose away.
Grug found tree nose
hitlogo do nothing bad
elders tell real story of hitlogo, long nose man teach tribe to hate hitlogo
long nose man lie
long nose man want snow skin tribe to be slaves
long nose man no fight, too weak, he use word salad and charcoal skin man to fight for him
LONG NOSE MAN NEED DIE
Leaf tribe say dog suck okay. Leaf tribe say no-cave people welcome. Leaf tribe men lay in same cave. Volcano leaf tribe when?
>loincloth
That it.
RACE WAR-CLUB NOW!
GROOGA WANT GIBS
GROOGA WANT FORTY ROCKS AND MULE
Grug think tribe war good
tribes have good grugettes
This make Thud want mate...
The long nose men were already living in beautiful and rich stone cities. They had better things to do than to steal some cave kraut's shitty pelts.
Meatball Tribe fight Race War-Club too? You am bestest Ally.
leaf tribe seen bungabunga dog!
leaf tribe not good in head..
leader from them no believe caveman
only cavepeoplekind
i not understand fancy man