How do we stop computerposters?

They're sitting at home, all alone. Not contributing to society, not socializing, and they're not making any money.
Browsing the internet on a computer is extremely degenerate. They might as well be playing video games.
How do we get these faggots to leave the house?

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Get rid of the API.

>flag

They're the only ones who actually make posts worth a damn though.

How can you know that?

Look, I know you want to feel like this site is normie central but you are wrong phoneposter.
Being a phoneposter is what underageb&s are. Lurk more or fuck off.

Good1 memeflaggot. I'm glad you took a break from sitting on your fatass and jerking off to anime porn to write a comment.

>phonepoaters

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What's a poater?

You are stuck in 2008 bro. Lots of these people ditched their computers, along with their landlines, and now solely operate from their smartphones.

Phoneposting is good to shitpost without being banned.

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It's pretty weird. Years ago there used to be tons of images posted but now most threads are 300+ replies and maybe 40 images at most

PC is better. I phonepost when taking a shit though

cause of this thread

wtf I love low oc/quips over thought out posts/typos now

I post on both. Mostly from phone though, as I move around a lot on daily basis.

>disgusting phone poster

You raise some good points, though. Imageboards are just super-addictive time sinks.

"smart" phone

Yes, do they have those in your country?

It just sounds a lot better than ‘touchscreen phones with apps’.

I work 55 hours a weak. I'll do whatever the fuck I want in my spare time you fucking neet.

THE BAIT IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE...
IGNORE WHITE JESUS IF YOU WANT, FRESH OC, EXPAINING THE KIKES AGENDA
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1488 MAKE AMERIMUTTS GR8!

how do i edit this shit, what the fuck.

If you make a big deal about what device people use, you are a huge faggot and need to get off the site. Fuck you all.

>(You)

I’m sorry but you have to die for that image.

>not making any money
Because we can't work 24 hours a day. When we're not working, we go onto Sup Forums. What's wrong with that?

Fuck off, Aryanne is cute, and /mlpol/ lives.

It's not weird. That's what happens when the site gets flooded with low-IQ phoneposters and shills.
I hardly share my images anymore because the audience for them has dried up.
I think it's about time for the high quality posters that are still here to find a newer better place to post. Sup Forums is on its last legs.

youll have to dox the admins, and then murder them

/mlp/ is degenerate and so is that picture. Redeem yourself.

You are asshole fossils and country bumpkins if your only device is a huge green screen monitor and an unnecessarily big box with meaningless flashing lights like the bridge of the enterprise tucked under an chipboard fake vaneered desk.
My phone's more convenient - I can time stamp all my gadgets BTW and can post on all four platforms including this iPhone that you hate because you'll never afford one. I've got a PC and my laptops covered in dust and probably out of date because who needs that shit. A tablet and phone for posting in bed and sat on the bog and a PC to play games on and a laptop to use as a doorstop is all you need.
Suck it losers.

/mlp/ is redpilled and you are not, kike.

Just to repeat
>suck it good losers
Do you polish your aluminium computer desk that you bought in 2002 ?

In a deal where they threw in your room sized 64 bit computer with the desk for free.

>Aryanne
moar

CIA is more dangerous than the hibernation of bears.

>says the person who's sitting at home, all alone, not contributing to society, not socializing, and not making money.

phone posting is the worst thing
every phone poster should be banned
they think cycling airplane mode is a substitute for decorum that will ban evade
the only thing lower than their charge is their iq

>solely operate from their smartphones.
show me your phone made oc and i will show you a waste

Phoneposting is the future

>Degenerate
>Red pilled

Choose one, mutt. Just because they shared the board for a day doesn’t mean they are bros now. Keep their degeneracy at bay, fucking ponyfuckers.

Attention to Danger Get ready for martial law. SM is attempting to get traction for another false flag event. Webbot analysis suggests, Assassination Attempt, Coup

Shareblue can't handle the pony heat? Go back to suckling at Soros' teat.

>I think it's about time for the high quality posters that are still here to find a newer better place to post.
thew phone popsters will just follow you
unfortunately the brain cancer from having their personal thorium reactor next to their head all day wont kill them fast enough
show me your oc

Quick, prove you’re phoneposting master race

stop pretending to be white sub sea level bitch
you're the reason the birth rate in europe is so low
bitches look at you and their ovaries wither to dust

Phones can't even render quality images properly though.

... for those who can't draw cute poneys

For fresh breath and white teeth, aquafresh is there. For degeneracy and faggotry, go /mlp/.

>Stop pretending to be white
>American

Except when some faggot already gets banned from your cellphone tower.

you will never be white
just hit airplane mode and change your id
it's all you have left now

>You will never be white

Colgate destroys aquafag. Go hang yourself.

inter - net
network connecting to network

yellow
quiet
animal
horse

moooooooooooooore

Try making an infographic on a phone

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25 minutes left at work from a 10 hour shift. Eat shit and die, broad stroke fag.

Nah, I'm about to head to the cafeteria for dinner, don't wanna be known as the guy on campus who posts lewd pony in public.

where you saving those memes at phoneposter
how long until your phonedrive is full of nothing but america memes
just like a nigger you're obbsessed with white americans
just drown yourself

UNIRONICALLY THIS! BRING BACK BEST POL!!!

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And yet you wonder why nobody loves Americans around here.

sir pls, i beg you, just spare me one horse pussy

Seconded. BRING BACK MLPOL.

shut your cuck hole

>ve got a PC and my laptops covered in dust and probably out of date because who needs that shit

someone who makes a living out of them?

I'm an engineer and I constantly need to make renders, plotters and similar stuff, which requires a considerable amount of information processing

but yes, those who use PCs for mainly entertainment purposes should go play some rugby or lift instead of being such fucking soyboys

I've got you pal. Have some pink pony.

>cuck
>posting nonkosher images
Kys goyim

Yet everyone loves horse puss except shariablue
Alright, but now it is up to everyone else.

DID SOMEBODY SAY MLPOL?

>white Americans
Kek. But you are right though, I will soon need a back up phone to be able to keep posting rare mutts.

Sorry, read that as my (you) for some reason. Disregard, goyim accusation is false

Im waiting for barnyfag to show up
also a ban would be nice, i need to do more job hunting

/mlp/ posters == best posters

Underrated.

Take my pc away please. This was for you:

I get home from work at 6, am I not suppose to use my computer? Surfing the internet on a phone sucks.

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Love you too

I post on both but I spend more time browsing on my phone. But I browse way more than I post. If people didn't post anything funny or embed images, this board would be dead because there would be too many casual users.

I hope you degenerate NEET incels all get banned and fuck off to reddit.

This. All new memes come from PC users. Everything else is cancer.

I leave the house, when I get caffeine

>computer posters are bad for an image board

>let all phone post!!!
>same images get posted cause phone posters are too retarded to make new memes on their mutilated computerphone

stahp

/mlpol/ consistently destroys redditors like you. Fuck off back there, shareblue

/mlpol/ was the best thing to happen to this board. Im betting the mods wont bring it back on april fools day just to collect the butt tears from pol

Probably going to be b& soon, so ill dump what I have until then

Make two sites. One that is only for mobile users and one that is only for PC users. We'd find out which is superior pretty fucking fast.

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Well computerFags? Defend your self.

/mlpol/ is only liked by right winged pony fuckers. Everyone is disgusted by you. You are no better than pedos, at least pedos keep it to humans. Even niggers are more decent than you lot.

This is why we must purge phone likes and make way for the PC master race....also I posted from tablet because I'm taking a poo.

Honestly though, /mlpol/ needs brought back. /mlp/ is dying because there's barely anything interesting topics. We need to combine /mlp/ and /mlpol/ again because we all hate jews and we're redpilled as fuck. Plus, think of all the kikes that would leave.