What’s the “politically correct” thing to do when you win the lottery? (102M after taxes)

What’s the “politically correct” thing to do when you win the lottery? (102M after taxes)

Donate it to holocaust charities goy

give 20k to some poor canadian dude who went bankrupt over christmas

Hey bro spare some coin

INVEST IN BITCOIN

keep your trap shut and don't tell anyone.

How about you buy a few thousand acres and start a white community

no idea.. I don't into political correctness. Could not give two fucks

Tell no one.

yeah keep it to yourself
infact put out a newspaper obituary that says you died

Become a cocaine addict and child molestor, hoard all of your money in your many mansions protected by armed guards, and then make frequent public appearances saying how racist normal people are and how the borders should be open etc etc it works for all the other ultra-rich and they are labelled pollitically correct.

I'm only interested in politics because I can't afford to live comfortably. How's that for a answer?

>What’s the “politically correct” thing to do when you win the lottery? (102M after taxes)
it will probably fuck your life up, big time.

Honestly this is probably your best option
>infact put out a newspaper obituary that says you died

disappear for a while so your greedy friends fuck off

then buy a mcmansion in the whitest town in the country and lead a relatively simple life.

Move to different state with tons of natural resources and go bug out and live in the woods. Buy guns and such so when shit hits the fan you will be alive and hopefully get to kill niggers / leftist

This. Just sort your affairs; keep your job but live well privately. Start talking about some technology or item or something you're developing in your free time. In three months, say you sold said things for an undisclosed amount and quit your job. Buy property to rent so your monthly income is at least two times higher. The people you have to tell; spouse or family etc: tell them you sold for $50m. But in another currency like €50m or some shit. Nobody will respect you if they think your wealth is from lottery winnings. From there buy yourself what you want - car, house whatever and continue investing in shit to make a slow return: you can afford to play the long game and make sure they're assets like properly and commodities.

Congratulations user.

>Start talking about some technology or item or something you're developing in your free time. In three months, say you sold said things for an undisclosed amount and quit your job

that's too complicated. just say you got invested in bitcoin.

Move to Israel

This, you found the USB stick containing your wallet from back when bitcoin was $0.10

Invest it wisely, youll be a billionaire in no time.

Become the right wing soros

Put some of it into the bank some into stocks by a good piece of property you can maintain in a safe area. Figure out a donation system to charities that actually work. Like fix up parks and shit. Retire and don't give a fuck.

Oh and saying it's a European company that they haven't heard of / non disclosure agreement helps with the no more questions because you legally can't or some other bullshit. Pick something slightly related to what you do or are into that people know - if you're a gamer say something like a way of making cross platform servers work more efficiently for indie developers & hint that valve's EU office bought it for steam greenlight. Something that sounds simple that you can explain to a point that sounds believable. Short, repetitive explanation.

>usb stick

no, it's gotta be an old xbox hard drive, just to fuck with /biz/

sounds like a good idea. I heard you need to keep that on the down low because the greed comes out hardcore.

Give $1mil to your parents if they weren't actively shitty as you were growing up. Enough that they wont worry about money again but not enough that they are going to be fucking around doing cocaine and asking for handouts. Tell them this is all you are giving them, and you are buying their silence in the fact that you won. If they blow through the million and beg for more (or tell people that you won against your wishes), they are now being actively shitty and you can drop them from your life guilt free.
Get a nice house (500,000 - 1mil) in a white neighborhood. You arent a rapper, don't act like it. Just get a nice house that you won't be indebted to (((the bank))) for in an area you could see yourself living for a long time. With all the neat amenities like central air and nice modern showers and all that good shit.
Stop working, of course, but keep active. Volunteer if you give a shit about others, work out if you give a shit about personal health, collect or achieve in personal hobbies if you don't care about personal health. Always have something to do. The alternative is that you are just rich, lounging around miserable because you have no goals anymore. This is what happens to those people who get it all and become miserable, they don't feel like they have a purpose any more.
If your friends notice the change in money, claim you cashed out big on cryptocurrency. Not $100 million big, but just enough to retire early. The interest on your 'investment' gives you enough to get by without working, with a retirement nest egg. So long as you aren't buying million dollar sports cars and living like a rap nigger, this will let you keep any friends you have. This has the added bonus of getting more suckers into crypto before the bubble bursts.