Does anyone here unironically work for the CIA
CIANIGGERS REVEAL YOURSELVES
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Yes Jeffrey, I do. What can I do for you today?
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few years back, job fair in junior year of highschool, cianiggers had a table set up. asked them about jfk
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anyone got the memes of the cia agents as retards, its my fav but i deleted my meme folder in a paranoid delusion, thanks
I do. Take out your fucking garbage, you pig. Your room is disgusting.
Don't we all?
Shit I wish the CIA would pay me to spread disinformation on Sup Forums. I'm sure there are at least a dozen CIA shills who post here and stir up shit. More likely than not, The CIA has a sizeable amount of their budget dedicated solely to weaponizing online communities through direct and indirect shilling on sites such as Sup Forums. Probably some of the most noteworthy and lulzy happenings in the past decade were a result of them testing their shilling capabilities on us.
MI6
>They glow in the dark, that's how you know. Run em over in your car, that's what you do.
That's me Holmes. Shut the fuck up. Haha
km8, say "I hate niggers and Jews"... Since hate speech laws dint apply to you.
FBI>CIA
I am ironically affiliated and I must say... no one here deserves to know the real sh*t unfortunately that is why you'll never find the truth on the internet.
Dear CIA, it's cool you can tell us we'll keep it a secret we just want to be friends this time.
We know you guys work really hard to make it look like white people are evil and we probably give you some long hours on the weekends with our shenanigans but we want to make it up to you.
How about we have a pizza and ice cream party? I think that will be nice, we can sit criss-cross apple sauce and wear silly hats together.
-with love and affection
~Sup Forums Sup Forums
You dumb American cunt. There's your hate speech.
Anonymous sites like Sup Forums are great for people to share their true opinions.
I will answer any questions you ask me.
where is all the worlds gold supply kept?
That's not hate speech. Say "I hate niggers".
Probably somewhere within the many banks owned by the Rothschilds or other bankers/investors.
I'm just a guy with an important job, not somebody who knows these kinds of things.
Haven’t you seen Homeland? They take inspiration from our shitposting.
Not all of us try to make the white race look evil. Blame the media, their owners, and the "people" pulling the strings.
me
You're a big guy
How could one say one did if one did? Stupid plebian.
Jokes on you, that's actually what we wear.
Some of our African friends I work with wear dumb shit like Gucci sometimes, though, especially the younger people.
With which fraction inside the CIA you are affiliated. Gold, Crack or Crypto?
>Does anyone here unironically work for the CIA
No. But I was approached by them in college. They asked me to attend an informational seminar, so I attended, had to leave my phone at the door. They told me why I would be good for the CIA and why they decided to reach out to me. I thought about applying for a week, but eventually decided to not apply.
Say it now you fucking nigger.
That's entirely classified, sorry.
I will tell you, though, my primary daily objectives do not include all of those, and I will also tell you that we have veterans of the Cold War within our division. Keep an eye out. Nothing's sheer coincidence.
Begone fowl beasts
Hey that’s me you dick
Give me a fucking job so i can subvert your organization from within and free the cattle
No, but I wouldn't mind doing so.
It's too late for that.
Ahmed stfu
So crack and crypto it is
Din't glow too much Nigger
Too late for what? Freeing the cattle?
Who the hell keeps deleting our emails and phone calls, and what are you going to do about it?
They should probably restaff 100%. Lmfao!! Sup Forums is responsible for outing and ridiculing so many of their shit tard ops like Todd and Clare that they should prob just take their ball and go home.
Real Jeffrey reporting in, shut the f*ck up.
Off-duty right now so I can tell you without a doubt you’re being a foxtrot alpha golf
(TOP SECRET//SI//REL TO USA, FVEY) Sup Forums is full of faggots
Take this. It lures them in.
Do you not?
Why do we call them CIA Niggers?
That's your observation, but my fathers gave you the power to know as well. I don't mind not knowing the real secrets, because it threatens security.
You have to be willing to put our country first though in order to keep your power.
If not then one day you will answer.
oh fuck I remember this one.
>sweating Celestia.jpg
What was Sassy Cat's angle?
Terry A Davis, Sup Forums's mascot
Do you think the Trump administration is good or bad for our intelligence community. If not good for the agency, then is it at least a good thing for our society? I'm obviously referring to the memo being released.
Damn leaf you realize that you have no good intention seemingly when you ask questions like this?
Who cares about the gold? Are you gonna take it?
>I will answer any questions you ask me.
Whose your favorite pony?
I’m the real jeffrey, phaggot
How about I be your Jeffrey tonight
There is no Jeffrey you fucking tard. Every Jeffrey is a cia false identity using cgi. Just try to name your kid Jeffrey. You'll see.
See.
They can't be stupid enough to actually do this.....
Then I remember alphabet niggers have diversity quotas including women and minorities...
Good plan op.
you really have no idea
What? I knew a kid named that, and his family got gunned down, however I am positive he wasn't CGI. Kek
CIA doesn’t waste their time spreading disinformation on a damn anime board. Btw, the Hitler green frog meeting will be held at Taco Bell this Tuesday at 8pm in your major city. We should all meet. It would be super fun and keks will be had.
I do, but personally you can take all the info you guys want I'm not a threat.
Still waiting on the paycheck
I wish, my talents are going to waste. We could be taking down dozens of these alt right maniacs
>cianiggers
Because of this guy
what happened at the NSA? whats the ratio of false flag shootings to naturally occurring ones. What happened in Florida, and Vegas? Do you guys talk about how everyone hates the jews now and implement that in your strategy of undermining american citizens? or are you the good guys following orders?
I work for the CIA, but only ironically, so I'll see myself out of this thread.
the CIA themselves aren’t going to be on Sup Forums to see what americans are saying
however, they are not above paying third party research groups to spread propaganda (hi media matters, hi shareblue, hi CTR. you’re all socially awkward faggots who fail in a capitalist society)
what do you do at the CIA? head of the shitposting division?
We all here work for them, we however aren't formally employed or paid. We are searching the internet for knowldge and new informations, which we are posting and evaluating here. We have people everywhere on the globale, so if anything happens some people are always at the place, where it happens. Most of the secret goverment agencys still do get much, if not most from public sources like newspapers. Of course they also feed newspapers their stories/narratives, but thats another story. This is a public source of course they are useing it.
What do you need, John?
That's not true. They got paid. They were supplying a very powerful demand from the Democratic party for ineffective online faggotry that actually made the Dems lose everything. So their existence was economically sound.
And?
They get their info from Yahoo
Detective Alert. Get ready for martial law. SM is attempting to get traction for another false flag event. Webbot analysis suggests, Assassination Attempt, Coup
Bump
>I must say... no one here deserves to know the real sh*t
>Still doesn't get shitposting
m8 this is why you should leave this place. It's going to melt that pure mind of yours if you don't.
how does the CIA feel about white russians?
Fucking kek, the meme is too real
>inb4 "Heads up, this thread is now being monitored by the NSA".jpg
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Hye CIAniggers, what info were you trying to steal from NSA headquarters yesterday before you pulled off that false flag in florida to distract people?
>anime board
Sup Forums is a peace of board
hey kgb, what info did the CIA try to steal from NSA headquarters yesterday? You're a shit intelligence agency if you don't know.
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Israel
>the CIA themselves aren’t going to be on Sup Forums to see what americans are saying
The CIA monitor this board all the time, especially after they pull a false flag.
>or are you the good guys following orders?
about half the CIA is satan worshipping, human trafficking pedophiles that don't give two shits about the US.
top kek
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>cia is satan worshipping pedos
Calm down achmed. Its still an improvment over goat fucking pedos like you
Hello I am agent two, I specialize in Ugandan poo poo eating from the anus, AMA.
fuck clinton and fuck the CiA!
When are you dumbasses going to realize that endlessly unleashing chaotic forces you can't control is fucking us over? I doubt you even know what I'm referring to.
Kek
Talking bout weather, eh? I agree.
CIA works for me.
Don't be stupid, the CIA only recruits from mossads communications system... the place crawls with moronic crisis actors and mossad agents.
>tfw they dont run me
>let dem niggas glow
Hey CIA, do you know if anyone has tried to send me poison power in the mail recently?
Sorry, I meant powder.