Schools ban term ‘best friend’ to prevent other children feeling "left out"

metro.co.uk/2018/02/14/schools-ban-term-best-friend-prevent-children-feeling-left-7311286/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5386439/Schools-consider-banning-best-friends-inclusivity.html

>Schools around the world are banning the term 'best friends,' stopping children from naming their favorite buddy in a bid to ensure classmates don't feel left out.

>A New York psychologist says the trend that started in London is now spreading across the US.

'>The idea of banning the phrase "best friends" is a very intriguing social experiment,' clinical psychologist Dr. Barbara Greenberg tells CBS in New York.

'>Let’s face it, you can’t ban somebody from having a close relationship, and you can’t really ban somebody from having a best friend but what the schools are trying to do is foster the idea of kids having more than a single friend,' Greenberg says.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5252471/Top-grammar-school-bans-calling-pupils-girls.html#ixzz54QbzgX33
>Top grammar school bans teachers from calling its pupils 'girls' in case it offends transgender children

Remember all those old joke copypastas about how far they would take poliitlcal correctness by 2050?

>tfw it's not even a meme anymore

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youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-04/british-university-bans-all-politically-incorrect-words-heres-list
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098332/They-Kant-PC-students-demand-white-philosophers-including-Plato-Descartes-dropped-university-syllabus.html
newobserveronline.com/2016/12/uk-awards-barred-to-white-movies.html
archive.is/IDd2k
telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/07/14/top-uk-university-replaces-busts-portraits-bearded-white-scholars/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Also ban the word "friends", should use the word "comrades" instead.

Maybe more school shootings should happen after all.

They are just creating more autists that will end up seeing through their tricks.

youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-04/british-university-bans-all-politically-incorrect-words-heres-list

>Cardiff Metropolitan University is at the forefront of political correctness sensitivity. The University Bans Lecturers from Using any Sexist or Insensitive Words. The list of banned words is wider than you might think. Here are some examples: mankind, homosexual, housewife, manmade, and sportsmanship.

>The article also states that you should try to avoid words like “mother” and “father” unless you can say “mother and father” together.

>According to the guide, Mrs. and Miss are considered offensive. Clearly, it’s best to avoid gender-identifying terms altogether.

The entire point of cultural marxism is to destroy relationships and institutions that get between people and the state.
Someone with a best friend might turn to their best friend in times of need. A person with no best friend will turn to the government (this is also why they try so hard to destroy the traditional family and church).

>Raising the next generation to be even more thin-skinned and weak than Millennial

What could go wrong?

You mean they're creating more autistic, mentally unhinhed kids who will be even more fragile than the current year SJWs & won't even have basic social skills and understanding of human relationships, they will just scream PLEASE NANNY GUBBERMENT KEEP ME SAFE I NEED MY SAFE SPACE when someone triggers them

I NEED BUBBLE WRAP AROUND MY LIFE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS EQUAL NOT EVERYONE IS MY BEST FRIEND

You can't make this shit up.

>The year is 2052
>The National Panracial Multiethnic Demiotherkin Football League is coming to a close with its final game
>The San Francisco Hard Femmes are playing the Washington White Guilts in the Gender-Neutral Bowl (sponsored by KillWhitey Crackers: "Crackers so nice, you'll check your privilege twice!")
>4th quarter with three seconds on the clock >Hard Femmes are down by 2, 25 yards from the endzone on 4th Fab (the term "down", judged to be offensive by people with Down's Syndrome, having been replaced with a more gay-friendly alternative)
>the Hard Femmes' star genderqueer otherkin kicker, LaShoshanaqua "xXBloodMoonXx" Devereaux (preferred pronouns: xis, xir, xie, xan, xsdfsdbdv) steps up to take the final field goal attempt
>The ball flies through the air, sailing neatly through the vulva-shaped goalpost ring (the old goalposts having been removed after being deemed "too-phallic" for television)
>"It's complete!" (the term "good" having been phased out of use in order to remove arbitrary societal ideals of "good" and "bad" from the game")
>The stadium explodes in a celebration of equal opportunity and triumph over white oppression as the Washington White Guilts self-flagellate, as they're known to do
>Everyone is handed a participation medal, a practice introduced to remove "mistake-shaming" from the sport
>All spectators at the Obamadome in Chicago rise and check their privileges in unison shortly before engaging in a celebratory orgy, using fair-trade white tears as lubrication for the long night of pansexual relations that lay ahead

>What could go wrong?

Expect these margins to keep growing.

>Year 3099, Cis-Herstorical Time
>Be Anar-Queer Trans-species+gender Wolf-Boy Trans-Abled Socialist-Furry
>Preferred pronouns: They, Them (I'm old-fashioned, just like Dad and Dad and Dad)
>Preferred tense, future perfect
>Basically your average college student
>Teacher is taking attendance on first day of Orientation
>Can barely hear teacher over riotous noise of screaming protesters outside, like usual
>Today Asian-Americans and LGTBQAA groups are clashing over who is more oppressed, because "orientation" sounds like "Oriental" but also like "Sexual Orientation"
>Teacher reads my name loudly, then pauses to check my preferred pronouns and tense
>"Will they have been present here?"
>I raise my hand
>"Yes, professor, we will have been present"
>The teacher smiles and sighs in relief at not having triggered anyone during attendance
>Teacher makes eye contact with me as she smiles, baring her teeth in an inadvertant intimidation display
>My furry instincts kick in, and my phantom tail curls under my groin to shield my phantom testicles
>I am so triggered I nearly stand, by my ableness-orientation kicks in and I remember that I identify as requiring a wheelchair today
>I wheel into the center aisle and keep my eyes locked on the professor as I let out a gutteral growl
>GRRRRRRR
>and bare my teeth back at her
>The professor glances down at her notes and realizes that she has forgotten I am actually a wolf trapped in a crippled man's body trapped in an able-bodied woman's body
>The professor closes her lips to hide her teeth and lies down on the ground, exposing her abdomen in an act of submission
>I return to my desk, having established my dominance

Nice propaganda video there

This, and it will make teachers the target now because they have to enforce the ban. What kind of teachers you ask? Far left communists. Jews BTFO themselves.

If anything that video doesn't go far enough, they should've gone into historical revisionism, anti-white bias, etc.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098332/They-Kant-PC-students-demand-white-philosophers-including-Plato-Descartes-dropped-university-syllabus.html
>Students at a University of London college are demanding that such seminal figures as Plato, Descartes, Immanuel Kant and Bertrand Russell should be largely dropped from the curriculum simply because they are white.

newobserveronline.com/2016/12/uk-awards-barred-to-white-movies.html
>British Academy Film Awards (Bafta)—the U.K.’s equivalent of the Oscars—will in future be denied to any British movie that only has heterosexual white actors.

archive.is/IDd2k
>One of Britain’s oldest and most prestigious universities has bowed to pressure from the ‘Why is my curriculum white?’ campaign, which protests the alleged “Eurocentrism” of history teaching.


telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/07/14/top-uk-university-replaces-busts-portraits-bearded-white-scholars/
>Top UK university to replace portraits of bearded white scholars with ethnic minorities and women

It's so fucking bad in England.

Meant to quote:

GRRRRRRREAT

cucking themselves yet again the leftist down syndromes smoked too much crack

>2035
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsexual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask “mommies, what’s that?”
>they don’t know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters‘ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feel the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature

>2030
>work as a baker in Toronto
>two faggots walk in and ask for a cake shaped like a giant knob
>i refuse them
>twenty minutes later the tolerance police arrive
>they try to arrest me for 'homophobia'
>claim that i'm a Muslim and accuse the fag couple of 'cultural insensitivity'
>it works
>the fags get arrested and sentenced to 20 years in the gulags of tolerance
>justanotherdayincanada.jpeg

>before getting arrested the fags then claim to also be polyromantic genderfluid trannies
>they claim that, being trans, they know that your child is trans too and they know it because of their secret tranny tricks
>even if your child denies it, the trannies & the Canadian authorities declare that your child simply has "internalized transphobia" and is scared to upset their father
>your child then gets taken away to be adopted by Big Brother who now happens to be named Ahmed Hussen & is prescribed hormone blockers, his name hanged from Daniel to Comrade Daniela
>you are condemned to sing the gender-neutral national anthem in the gender-neutral bathroom of a mosque while being whipped by milk bags and drowned in maple syrup for the next 20 years as punishment, until after European become a minority in the country

under fucking rated