Trumpkins are the new Holden Caulfield

Trumpkins are the new Holden Caulfield.

good, maybe you can pretend to be one of those deaf mutes but with your keyboard

Holden is based

>never read catcher in the rye
can i get a quick rundown of this guy

>a social retard that hides in his "people killing hat"

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We are overly edgy teens who just learned how to swear written in such a manor as to make an audience gasp at what is normal and common vernacular?
Gonna sage you for such a poor choice of literary characters to represent Trump supporters. You should have gone with Cathy Ames or if you wanted a more modern take you could have used Kevin from We Need to Talk About Kevin.

oh, trumpkins btfo

who?
wtf
take your retardedly obscure references and your lame troll attempt and fucking kys

Fuck you OP
OP is always a faggot
Sup Forums has been Holden Caulfield long before Reddit in maga hats invaded this place

Fucking great book. If theres any white males out there that haven't read Catcher in the Rye yet, please do.

sage and hide these 1 line shillbot shitposts- contribute to real discussions. These are a distraction.

Edgy teen from the Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye. A failed student who, at 17 has gray hear and a love of swearing. If the internet had been around then Holden would have been a Sup Forumstard.

whats the "red hunting hat" of the right?

>holden gets l8d & socializes
wrong

Good? This is not a good book. IF you read it as a teen like most americans then I will guarantee if you go back and read it you will see the glaring flaws in it.

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>Gets beat up twice
>Gets cucked by his roomie even after writing an essay for him
>Can only truly communicate with a 10 year old girl
>thinks everybody else is a phoney except for him, who is ironically the phoniest of them all
Sounds more like a proto soyboy to me

Holden goes missing in the war.
Salanger kills off this fuck in a short story because he despises him as much as all adults do.

I thought it was boring as hell. Weard 1940s language and pointless.

once again OP has been sucking dicks.

sure thing friendo

Geez dude you make Americans look bad. The catcher in the rye is not obscure at all. It is a fantastic novel and based Holden was basically me in my teens. He is on his way to being woke to the globalists and becoming a traditionalist

In so many ways a lot of young Trump voters, Sup Forumsacks in particular are part of a new counter culture. Not in the why that soy cuck Paul talks about counter culture, but rather a counter culture of the counter culture. Sup Forumsacks stay away from the status quo, both on the left and they right. Both liberals and cuckservatives push for the idea of egalitarianism as if we can all hold hands and sing kumbaya we we all just believe in one ideology or another. Sup Forums is rebellious in almost any way possible. We are disgusting and cynical with our personalities molded by teenage rebellion and autism, but because of this we are able to see the world through different lenses. We are aware of things that both the left and the right refuse to acknowledge like race realism and jewish influence in the media. Like the left, we rebel, but not in their way but we also are not the counter culture that these alt lite cucks talk about. The best analogy I can thing off is with music. In many ways we are to liberals what the Velvet Underground was to Hippie music. Where hippie shit sang about peace and love the Velvets made music about the disgusting parts of life that no one wanted to hear.

Holden was a pussy. Read Hemingway.

Lou Reed was a sack of shit. Good comparison.

>Failing student at Pennsy Prep
>Provides ongoing unreliable narrative to the novel
>Gets mad at dorm-mate for fucking QT3.14159 he kind of likes
>Decides to start Thanksgiving break early and catches a train to NYC
>Tries to pick up cougar on the train
>Gets to NYC and books a hotel room
>Hires hooker but doesn't fuck her.
>Gets beaten up by her pimp
>Tries to go home
>Parents aren't there.
>Calls up some girl he knows and goes on a date
>She gets mad because he's screaming about how much he "hate[s] living in New York and all. Taxicabs, and Madison avenue buses, with the drivers and all always yelling at you to get out at the rear door, and being introduced to phony guys that call the Lunts angels, and going up and down in elevators when you just want to go outside, and guys fitting your pants all the time at Brooks, and people always–"
>Date ends
>Goes to visit teacher.
>Get's mad that his teacher is pulling "damn perverty stuff"
>Puts his pants on and leaves
>Goes to playground
>Get's pissed off that someone has written "Fuck you" on the wall near the playgroud where the children can see it

>Hemingway kills himself
>Hemingway isn’t a pussy

Pick one

That's a bit more complicated than you make it out to be. See Hemingway lived on the Florida keys and went to Cuba a lot. After a while he was convinced that the FBI was following him. Some doctors diagnosed him with paranoid schizophrenia and his bitch wife have them permission to use controversial electro-shock therapy. After a few months of that he killed himself. Also it was revealed relatively recently that the FBI was following him because they thought he was a communist sympathizer that might have be communicating with Castro and J Edgar Hoover was a fucking freak.

>The Virgin Hemingway
>Overcompensates for deep seated inferiority by engaging in ostentatious displays of masculinity
>Aligns himself with cancerous left-wing political causes
>Has sex with his cats
>An heroes

>The Chad Salinger
>Rarely seen recluse
>Marries girl and forces her to drop out of college
>Meditates
>Has a string of young ladies who crave his dick
>Dies at ripe old age

>It was the FBI
He was 60 years old and had drunk himself into infirmity. He killed himself because he was falling apart.

Salinger never died. that was just his exit plan to become even more reclusive.

woke as fuck

4 Chan has always been Holden Caulfield idiot.

There's a good dose of Ignatius Reilly here too. He'd particularly fit in well on Sup Forums
>trad-Catholic
>fat as fuck
>hates American bandstand for its degeneracy
>masturbates after watching it anyway
>Just wanted to be a NEET but mom made him wagecuck
>Leads Campaign for Moorish Dignity
>Has tempestuous relationship with Jewess who is the only female who can tolerate him

Catcher in the Rye is one of the first red pills you can get as a kid.

But Franny and Zooey is the better work. It's basically Ride the Tiger in novel form.

Salinger was a modern ascetic.

>it's a Sup Forums /lit/ thread

Want to get redpilled hard? Read Main Street by Sinclair Lewis. Lewis didn't intend to, but he completely confirms every suspicion that we here on Sup Forums have.

How does he accidentally ask the jq