I am generation z

I am the new man. Born in 1995, I will take the political reigns from the millennials. My stats?
>shower once in a blue moon (mostly just dip myself in the bath in the mornings to clean my hair)
>gamble all my money
>fuck prostitutes (mostly shemales or niggers)
>don't brush my teeth
>sleep on the couch because my mattress has a hole in it
>not in education, training or employment
>superiority complex
>huge psued who hasn't found a book interesting enough to finish in years
>criminal record
>was addicted to ritalin
>was an alcoholic
>no friends
>never had a gf
>can't interact normally
>shizoid and maybe full blown schizophrenic
>tried to initiate an incestuous relationship with my aunt

You're a millennial

You sound like a weird mix of Russia, England and Australia.

Shower for your own good.

Sounds exactly like me other than banging trannys and nigs desu and not brushing my teeth. Gotta brush the teeth bud.

You are a millennial

these fucking chinks and pseudo-whites don't know anything

What happened with you aunt?

**your

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she hasn't spoken to me in 4 years

>implying there's any reason to be proud of being part of the last four generations

Boomers started it, gen x did nothing to stop it, gen z couldn't do anything to stop it, and the millenials don't know any different

>Born in 1995
Yeah, no. We're millenials, unfortunately.

>There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends, but demographers and researchers typically use the mid-1990s to mid-2000s as starting birth years.

You're not supposed to fuck your aunt. You're supposed to fuck your aunt's friends. What is wrong with you?
>GenZ doesn't bantz like this. You're a millennial degenerate.

>implying an addict who wastes all his money on degeneracy and never had and has no plans to make something of himself will hold any position of power in the Fourth Reich

my point is that it's not going to happen

You sound like a dirty fucking hippy

You arent gen z. your just an autistic loser

>Born 1997
>Just old enough to actually remember the twin towers.
>Born in Cali, raised in Texas
>took my first redpill when getting shit on by friends in middles school for saying Obama is a bad president
>took the final redpill last week with all the Patton threads
>Employed
>No Debt
>Eagle scout
>Own a car outright
>Never done drugs
>concealing my power level but ready to 1488 any time

Take it from a real Gen Z, you aren’t one of us.

Bitch I could rape you in a fight