What the fuck did I just watch ?

What the fuck did I just watch ?

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Beginner's cooperative toothbrushing

Strong family values and oral hygiene

Proper brother etiquette.

I watched that scene with my sister. Was cool as fuck.

>you now remember oral hygiene bro

Magic.
Also the key plot point on that doujin where Senjyogahara forces Karen to rape Araragi in order for him to feel intense shame

Fucking RNG is no joke, m8. The dude looks like he has been through Vietnam.

I've watched Kripp during that entire span of time. He doesn't look significantly different like that would suggest. Cherry picked images and/or shopped.

One of the greatest scenes in anime history?

Just watched the entire series.

I liked the anime but Kizumonogatari was just so much fun to watch.

Had a satisfying amount of action to keep it interesting, incredible fan service, and great art and animation.

What's your guys favorite arc and opening?
>Hanekawa Neko

Hitagi End will always be my favorite.

Now try to brush your little sister's teeth if you have one.

Koimonogatari

This is without a doubt the greatest fanservice scene in the history of anime.

oops wrong favorite OP
youtube.com/watch?v=QkipWXIcb-o

I'm not a degenerate.

I also only have an onee-chan.

I'm still mad she cut off that hair.

A censored oral sex scene.

More like why the fuck did he pass up best girl

Same but she got the best bod.

Pretty much all the girls cut their hair was a turn for the worst

Because she wasn't good enough

SHUT UP SHUT YOU FUCKING FUCKING FAGGOT

Cat is made for bulli and fucking n chucking

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>le tsundere crab cunt
Fuck off.

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Can we just stop beating around the bush and post best girl

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in terms of interactions
Araragi and Monkey > Kaiki > Araragi and Bat > Araragi and Snail > Araragi and Doll > Popucrab and Pipicat > Math > Monkey with rest > Ougi > Kagenui > Meme > Bee > Araragi and Cat > Bird > Araragi and Crab > Gaen > SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

All of her forms were 10/10 in Kizu

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Araragi is sexy but god he looks like a freak after he graduates.

A Naked Gun reference.

Teen>loli>adult desu

Is that why he forces all the women around him to cut their hair? So he has the longest hair?

Truly, Araragi Koyomi is worse than Hitler.

Araragi and Monkey is heavily overrated. Kaiki x Everyone > Bee+Bird x Cat > everything else

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>meth addicts general

you cant do that without providing source

if you see someone on a daily basis then you tend to don't notice changes that happen over time

Is Ougi the spoogiest character in all of anime? She seriously gives me the creeps

Garbage show ?
>muh deep meaning

It's not shit because it's pretentious, but because it's low-brow harem trash.

sleeve dickings

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Let me be clear that the doujin isn't just that, but there's still a large chunk dedicated to just that.

Hanamonogatari was where she was seriously freaking me the fuck out. I was convinced she had ripped off Kaiki's skin and was wearing it.

You watched one of the most based mcs doing cute things with his gfs

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This is also a good one if you haven't seen it yet

I have not. Thank you.

I like lewd anime, is this anime worth watching? I don't give a fuck about the plot.

It's a lot of words words words and then fanservice, then it repeats.

Oh yeah.

into the log it goes then. I will watch it after I end playing Planescape Torment.

Question.

Doll calls Araragi "Koyomi Onee-san", at least that's how I hear it. But the subs usually have it translated as "Devilish Big Brother".

Is it a play on words, with her actually saying "Koyomi Oni-Chan?" Or am I just reading shitty subs?

Doll always calls Araragi oni-chan which is a play on oni (devil) and onii-chan (brother)
>But the subs usually have it translated as "Devilish Big Brother"
what the fuck kind of subs are you using

Hitagi End or Shinobu Time, and Everybody's Circulation unironically

I actually switch between sub group depending entirely on how lazily I can get them. Other times it's Devil Boy, other times it's Devil Brother.

Pornogatari

Just go for Coalgirls all the way, they have the most consistent quality Monogatari translation

I should rewatch Nise

You can't be this much retarded

How so?

Not him but I think coal girls also use's "devilish big brother"

It's been a while so I might be wrong

Just started Tsukimonogatari, and Ononoki is cute. CUTE!

Is nhentai down for anyone else?

He feeds on the power of girls hair to grow stronger. It's the only way for him to grow his own hair out. Truly this is the only reason he woos so many girls to begin with.

Something unique

Hitagi End for one simple reason

> He wants to marry Hitagi
> He wants to die with Shinobu
> Even now(Musubi) he probably would die for Hanekawa
Nisio doesn't care, right? It's annoying. He should punish Araragi for this shit. Kill Hitagi for example.

Coalgirls is an encoding group.

>Error 522
>Connection timed out
Yes

My proudest fap

>Thinking brushing your imouto's teeth is degenerate
>Reddit spacing
Must be suffering to be a lowborn with shit taste.

One of the greatest moments of animr history.
Someone in the studio said "Hey, let's make a 7 minute long scene as uncomfortable as possible where a brother incestuously brushes his imoutos teeth."
And everyone was like "Yeah sure let's do it"

t. kaiki cum bucket

toothbrush

>Nisio doesn't care, right? It's annoying.

Hard to say at this point if he cares, he has been dragging it out so long with any apparent change. But he even brought back Mayoi from the afterlife, I really don't see him killing off any major characters...

Reminder that anyone who wants Hitagi to have more screentime doesn't understand her character

A series giving up on being anything but pornography

If anything I admire how flexible Monogatari and its characters are. It can have almost porn like the toothbrush scene and then something incredibly artistic like Hitagi End.

Not even tsundere.
Not even tsun.
She's openly hostile.

It's a shame that there's no real way to know if that's actually true or even if it was one guy to begin with.

It also pisses me off that he mentions that they watched Bake together but never if they moved onto Nise.

>Can't find a translation
First the two parter with her and Senjyogahara and now this

Only out of love

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I want to see Adult Shinobu making this face.

>cutting out their conversation about ribs and collarbones being the best part of lolis

>he doesn't get it

>Implying that the collarbone isn't a top tier body part of any woman
Boobs > Ass > Clavicle

pretty sure that's Tsuki-

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Why was Nise so much more fan service-y compared to Bake? Like literally all the chicks got constant lewd shots at every second they were on screen. Did the director or something change?

spooky ougi

BASED ORAL HYGIENE BRO. He will not be forgotten.

The best girl.

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I'm saying that collarbone molestation scene had less context without their conversation on the subject.

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