>Schools around the world are banning the term 'best friends,' stopping children from naming their favorite buddy in a bid to ensure classmates don't feel left out.
>A New York psychologist says the trend that started in London is now spreading across the US.
>'The idea of banning the phrase "best friends" is a very intriguing social experiment,' clinical psychologist Dr. Barbara Greenberg tells CBS in New York.
>'Let’s face it, you can’t ban somebody from having a close relationship, and you can’t really ban somebody from having a best friend but what the schools are trying to do is foster the idea of kids having more than a single friend,' Greenberg says.
>Cardiff Metropolitan University is at the forefront of political correctness sensitivity. The University Bans Lecturers from Using any Sexist or Insensitive Words. The list of banned words is wider than you might think. Here are some examples: mankind, homosexual, housewife, manmade, and sportsmanship.
>The article also states that you should try to avoid words like “mother” and “father” unless you can say “mother and father” together.
>According to the guide, Mrs. and Miss are considered offensive. Clearly, it’s best to avoid gender-identifying terms altogether
"Friend" to be replaced by "Comrade"
"Best" to become a banned term since it implies inequality, individualism, discrimination and hierarchy.
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Andrew Johnson
>The year is 2052 >The National Panracial Multiethnic Demiotherkin Football League is coming to a close with its final game >The San Francisco Hard Femmes are playing the Washington White Guilts in the Gender-Neutral Bowl (sponsored by KillWhitey Crackers: "Crackers so nice, you'll check your privilege twice!") >4th quarter with three seconds on the clock >Hard Femmes are down by 2, 25 yards from the endzone on 4th Fab (the term "down", judged to be offensive by people with Down's Syndrome, having been replaced with a more gay-friendly alternative) >the Hard Femmes' star genderqueer otherkin kicker, LaShoshanaqua "xXBloodMoonXx" Devereaux (preferred pronouns: xis, xir, xie, xan, xsdfsdbdv) steps up to take the final field goal attempt >The ball flies through the air, sailing neatly through the vulva-shaped goalpost ring (the old goalposts having been removed after being deemed "too-phallic" for television) >"It's complete!" (the term "good" having been phased out of use in order to remove arbitrary societal ideals of "good" and "bad" from the game") >The stadium explodes in a celebration of equal opportunity and triumph over white oppression as the Washington White Guilts self-flagellate, as they're known to do >Everyone is handed a participation medal, a practice introduced to remove "mistake-shaming" from the sport >All spectators at the Obamadome in Chicago rise and check their privileges in unison shortly before engaging in a celebratory orgy, using fair-trade white tears as lubrication for the long night of pansexual relations that lay ahead
Robert Morris
how ungood of them
Nolan Ward
What is a polio victim that didnt survive?
William Gutierrez
> Greenberg says
Mmm'huh
Jordan Gutierrez
FuCk fuck fuk.. > Government to give single virgins rights to fuck women in relationships so that they won't feel left out .
Wyatt King
Man the next generation is going to be fucked up. This isn't protecting children its crippling them. How are they going to compete in a competitive market when they have never had their feelings hurt?
Jacob Ross
Firefighters used a lot of human resource and artificial equipment to ensure the loving consumer didn't die in the blaze.
The space station is completely artificial.
Jacob Smith 1876-1898 was the most recent polio survivor, succumbing to the disease at the young age of 22.
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
Nathaniel Jackson
Just another Jew Hive Mind ploy
All Animals Are Equal....but some animals are more equal than others.
You must worship Lord KEK. Worship the chaos; the unpredictable. And then the Jew loses his grip; his control.
Mason Hernandez
>How are they going to compete in a competitive market when they have never had their feelings hurt?
That's the idea m8.
They want more autistic, mentally unhinhed kids who will be even more fragile than the current year SJWs & won't even have basic social skills and understanding of human relationships, they will just scream PLEASE BIG BROTHER GUBBERMENT SAVE ME FROM COMPETITION & INEQUALITY I NEED MY SAFE SPACE when anything triggers them
Weak, deprived from friends, family, gender roles, tradition, identity, patriotism, feeling of community, religion or any meaning in their life, they will ask for the state to replace all of those things with an iron grip.
It's more how Asian culture works. They are stripped of individuality. They're more a hive mind. That's why it's easier to pack them like sardines in small subway trains and mini-apartments. They have no sense of individual rights. China is semi-commie. They want the same for the West.
thus ensuring that none of them will be left out of the next school shooting
Camden Wright
How come human relations have become so cold and shallow while all these inclusive bullshit is forced?
Levi Roberts
It's a double-edged sword. Individualism taken to the extreme leads to soulless, meaningless consumerist self-interest, nihilismaterialism and hedonism, destroys any nation, collective identity or even self-preservation, and makes it easy for groups who do have collective identity to destroy you.
But becoming a mindless drone army rallying behind a state collective that hates you and only sees you as cattle to be exploited and dispensed when they don't need you anymore as has happened in every communist society is even worse.
Thanks for not disappointing Sup Forums.
Ian Torres
It's so funny watching them consume eachother
John Green
Underrated
Angel Edwards
It's the natural rise and fall of empires.
John Glubb was right.
Parker Robinson
>natural
No, it's very much artificial and forced.
There are always actors & organizations behind the whole thing. Then it's always ignored in history books like some mysterious force caused the decline, and the Greenbergs of the world weren't behind it.
Who have been known as destroyers of civilization for thousands of years user?
Bentley Fisher
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Thomas Moore
>implying this'll stick you guys are too paranoid, humans are tribalistic and territorial.
Carson Lewis
You dipshit, (((they))) fear the modern Individual, which is why they've worked so hard to subvert, pervert, and destroy the idea of it.