Comrades, fresh orders just came down from Kremlin from Putin himself Now that our Rosenstein plant has taken the pressure off Trump, we are to start a dossier against Mitt Romney so he cannot thwart Trump with his real conservative values We're contacting MI-5 now, standby for further instructions through your fake American social media accounts We won't be extradited so don't worry
Chase Morgan
VENEZUELA'S EX-OIL CHIEF SUED BY U.S. FIRM OVER BRIBE REFUSALS
>getting shot is my constitutional right! I will fight to the death to preserve it!
Elijah Bailey
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Liam Torres
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Isaac Harris
I'm gonna FUCK the awoo roight
Ryan Sanders
>Mr. Polack, Please Take Over Sorry, Last game of the day, and I will be heading off to bed. Somebody else will have to bake
Jace Gutierrez
If we privatize now Democrats can't get that land back. It's awesome.
Nolan Phillips
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Caleb Sanders
*northern Italians are hwhite. the further south you go... well you figure it out. eventually you end up with sicilians which are a shade lighter than sandniggers
Liam Ross
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Hudson Hall
Thanks for baking, Chink! God bless you, fren. Go dance the night away
Noah Reed
>Biden would be up. No he wouldn't be. Post the pictures. You know the ones.
Benjamin Thompson
>let's nominate the blonde airhead senator for new york, that's the ticket
Henry Scott
Dorothea Wierer
Ryan Morales
What the fuck is that
Ayden Miller
Have a good night fren!! Going out for New Years?
Isaac Anderson
>This Force meme will be posted by an unfunny newfag until you like it(And when he loses his non-existent arguments)
John Robinson
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Alexander Lee
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Gabriel Cox
I love Kellyanne.
Asher Nelson
The Sheriff was called 20 times about this kid in the past year. Everyone fucked this up.
but Wray isn't exactly at fault if field agent cocks up
Jose Hernandez
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Adrian Butler
shieeeeettt
Aaron Mitchell
Mad Dog!
Cameron Davis
>Goldmacher
Camden King
By Pollack I hope Chinkleaf means Eva. He's muh bro.
Camden Carter
wat should we shitpost next or conquer when? are we basically everest?
Ryder Collins
Yeah that sounds completely like something I High School student would say and not at all scripted
Logan Rogers
Why did Rosenstein flipped?
Jordan Hill
Tucker is having his gallbladder removed tonight and will not be on air. Plan your night accordingly.
Jack Hernandez
Somebody else will have to bake
I'm just going out for groceries, so is tendies just a meme here? Or are they actually good? I don't eat boxed goods usually
The press conference was an attempt by Rosenstein, and Mueller I'd assume, to inject some measure of legitimacy back into the investigation? Seems plausible, given the rather odd indictment statement.
That said, I'm not certain where they can go from here without having it backfire. They could try to go with Fusion GPS stuff, but then them not looking into the Dossier and those who funded Fusion would look rather suspect, especially with the increased scrutiny being paid to both the Dossier and Fusion by Congress now. At best, I see Mueller trying to make a case for obstruction, though I'm not certain how he'd do that if the Flynn case goes south.
Jeremiah Diaz
>what is AIPAC
Landon Gonzalez
Notorious islamic leader samael al ha'yeed
Carson Ramirez
WHAAAT
Isaac Kelly
please dont stop posting Olympics grils
Charles Fisher
Make them rebuild the cities they destroyed
Charles Rogers
Was the NRA answering phones at the FBI?
Eli Harris
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Gavin Anderson
Jesus christ what are these creatures in Florida
Levi Walker
Drop them off the next time they're in the air or over water
Preferably with a bullet in the head
Julian Anderson
fresh > frozen tendies always. My grocery stores around here have delis with fresh made tendies
Nathaniel Miller
And suddenly libs shut up on the blame game because they don't want to attack their precious FBI.
Hunter Nelson
HEY FRANK
I NEED YOUR HELP FRANK
Ian Reed
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Nathan Brown
>not having his gallbladder removed on air Sad!
Jaxon Bell
just release them into the desert and let the Russians bomb them when we're not looking
Bentley Rivera
Give them to Assad, unironically. Would be a good mutual arrangement.
Kevin Martin
What if god is an aloof anime girl?
Jack Harris
MSNBC is saying that young people are going to change the country and be radical. They're going to ban guns and destroy conservatives. That's what MSNBC is reporting. That just had 6 Obama administration officials that said so.
Aiden Jackson
Not sure what he's planning for all of those guys, but the American trators among the ranks that went over to join? AAYYY!
Austin Gutierrez
Mamma Mia!
Ian Reyes
To refer to this as a "fuck up" is naive. They let these attacks happen or actively took part in their operation. It is time people begin to realize this.
Ethan Moore
where my SamHeads at?
Blake Thomas
>EU shills
Henry Anderson
I mean. I'd believe an Obamafied socialist zealot raised within his hypersensitive culture might say something like that.
Oliver Sullivan
Planned parenthood donates gorillions more to candidates
Caleb Sanders
I’m currently in the hospital waiting to get my gallbladder removed.
Luke Lopez
He's still a snake, and he's their deep snake. He thinks he can just duck and cover till Trump is gone then resume the corrosion under the next guy. (He won't).
Jacob Rodriguez
Attorney General Jeff Sessions told on Thursday that the Department of Justice was ending the “executive branch legal activism” of the previous administration, while also fighting the judicial activism of liberal judges.
>“I think the department did become too political” under President Barack Obama, Sessions said. “Essentially, it was executive branch legal activism. They would take cases or regulations or statutes and expand or redefine the meaning of words in them to advance the agenda that they thought ought to be advanced — an agenda that often had zero chance of passing Congress, where the elected representatives sit.
>“So you have an agenda, and you can’t get Congress to pass it, so you use unelected regulatory officials and lawyers to draft regulations and enforcement policies that carry out a political agenda that the people don’t favor.
>“And I think that was a factor in this past [presidential] election, and it was an issue that was known to a lot of business and legal experts. They saw this as a dangerous trend.”
Cooper Edwards
>biden would be up its his turn
Ryan Bailey
r/politics sends their regards :)
This is just the beginning. He is leading up to the big finale where trump himself is implicated. 2020 is out the window for you now lol.
Brody Fisher
>t tucker carlson
Brandon Foster
>egg.png >backpack.png >jacket.png
Austin Rogers
>Completely scripted >Normal body posture while talking about a supposedly horrific event
Chase Collins
Is Sam dead?
Aiden Torres
Drumpfkin status: BTFO
Ryan Richardson
Sessions singled out President Obama’s Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program — which expires March 5 — as a primary example of “executive branch legal activism.” And he excoriated the courts for preventing President Donald Trump for withdrawing Obama’s policy.
>“[President Obama] said repeatedly that it was not legal, he couldn’t do it. Congress had took up an issue and it failed to pass. So they just did it anyway.
>“But now when we tried … to withdraw the DACA policy … we’ve been sued and judges have stopped simple withdrawal of the policy.”
He noted that the “biggest surprise” of his tenure as Attorney General “has been the plethora of [cases] in which a single sitting federal judge — one federal judge out of 600 some-odd — for insubstantial reasons, issues an injunction that bars the executive branch of the government from protecting people, and from being able to fulfill the function for which the chief executive was elected to fulfill.”
The executive branch, Sessions said, could not act as a “coequal” branch of government if it had to “gain approval of every one of 600 federal judges to carry out the policies [the President] was elected to do.”
There were 20 injunctions against the executive branch nationwide, Sessions said, and he expected the administration to prevail in all of them, though he faulted the media for creating the opposite expectation.
Nicholas Cook
The Wall was unironically the best skit in that entire series
Jaxon Green
Agreed. Fresh tendies are great, if you can find them. Otherwise, go get some COMPED sushi
David Bell
The absolute state of the left right now.
Cooper Ross
Wtf I love God even more now
Carter Taylor
>Le 56 IQ pole loses his mind and just starts spamming his reddit memes This is the killshot that ends /ptg/ once and for all
Jonathan Ortiz
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Matthew Lewis
I find it interesting that Assad ran some of our torture sites back during the Iraq war that's why so many high level Iraqis were still locked up there
Gavin Ross
>“The mainstream media creates this impression that the administration is being stopped by wonderful judges in robes of neutrality,” he said, “when in fact these are [judicial] actions that go beyond the law in many instances and will not be sustained, will be overturned.”
Sessions also commented on the various immigration bills being debated in Congress ahead of the expiration of DACA.
He supported the Grassley-Cornyn bill, which codified President Trump’s immigration policies. (The bill failed a procedural vote on Thursday, as did three other immigration bills.)
>“Something I’ve said for over a decade, and remains true, is that Congress seems always willing to pass any law that pretends to fix immigration as long as it does not.
>“You propose legislation that will actually reverse the illegality — that seems never to pass. You draw the conclusion that there are forces out there that not only want more immigration, but they want illegal immigration to doncitnue, which is totally contrary to the will of the American people as expressed in November 2016.
>“I remain firmly convinced,” he continued, “that the American people rightly and justly want an end to the illegalty, and to create an immigration system that serves the national interest. And so that is what President Trump is calling for — an end to the illegality, and a merit-based system that serves America’s interest.
>“We want to bring people here who can flourish in America, who like America,” he concluded.
Jaxon Clark
>someone else posting my olmpyfu
Christopher Morris
I'm available to take care of it for a while.
Austin Lopez
>(((Arel)))
Carson Williams
You mean the r/esistance?
Zachary Jenkins
Oh precious leftist, go live in your lala land.
Brandon Morgan
ATTENTION: SINCE EVA IS NOT BAKING AND I HAVE TO LEAVE, THERE IS NO BAKER
A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED!
A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED!
Owen Ward
Despite his support for Grassley’s immigration proposals, he was somewhat critical of Grassley’s prison reform proposals, which led to a public disagreement between the two earlier this week.
>“I am a great admirer of Senator Grassley, and I support his immigration bill, and I support the part of his bill on crime that deals with prison reform and enhanc[ing] our re-entry programs.”
However, he said, he was worried that reform that was too drastic could lead to a rise in crime, such as was seen in the latter years of the Obama administration.
>“We don’t have small offenders in federal court … these people don’t need a slap on the wrist. These are serious crimes that require serious punishment,” he said.
Despite opposition in the courts, and political turmoil, Sessions said that the Trump administration had still achieved more than he had expected it to do when he first supported Trump for president.
>“I would say that in some ways more progress has been made on the agendas that I cared about, and I think the American people cared about, than I expected, as a denizen of the Senate for 20 years, seeing proposals die right and left.
>“People see a lot of negativity in the press, but few have realized just how significant and good have been the actions within the various agencies,” he argued. “A lot of it is below the radar screen. We’ve withdrawn a whole raft of improperly advised regulations — so have other agencies — most of which don’t become newsworthy for the mainstream media.”
