General Colombia hate thread
General Colombia hate thread
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I fucking hate this country... give me your experiences.. good and bad - and tell my why I shouldnt hate it.. or why I would I love it
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Going to Bogota in the spring user. Staying in Zona T. I was told to avoid hailing cabs on the street and don't leave my beers unattended. Sounds pretty dicey.
Fuck this piece of shit.
I don't like those FARC fuckers!
pretty girls who like white men
Stop bringing cocaine to my country you niggers
Colombia is Okay.
You can't hate Colombia when there's Venezuela. They're actually feeding Venezuelans and taking in refugees.
Nagamiko lives in here, so meh I can tolerate it
Meh its not so bad.
It could be better, say if we made an ancap colony out of say choco.
Yeah and the crime rate is skyrocketing, even our local scum gets mugged by dem venecos.
Noted.. maybe send some of your out of service policemen to kill the dealers
>bogota
>strata 6 is silicon valley tier
>even has a google office
>strata 1 is worse than tijuana
>city even has a legal red light district
>the colombian prostitutes complain that the venezuelan illegals are driving down the prices
Give me a reason to hate Colombia.
Do not trust your butt... as soon as you apply that risk is lowered... imagine you are in a ghetto.. and everyone is trying to tob you
How come you're our biggest neighbor and we never hear shit about you, is this normal?
Everything is about Venezuela, Panama, Ecuador, Peru, etc
thank for the info amerimutt
but you guys make the best cocaine
You will meet a well behaved "white" man doimg bussiness with you... down the line he will take advantage of you... because "muh indigenous malice" be wary user
Well hearing shit about Venezuela is universal
Idk maybe just cause they're closer culturally and have the same language
I dont even know if brazilian news are usually on south american newspapers
I my granfather went to colombia when he was young and they always offered him coffee trying to prove it's better than brazilian coffee for some reason
Am Colombian. Not that bad. Cheap hookers. Good food. Great entertainment. Only people really in danger are the gringos.
Trust your butt... even some of your coworkers can scam you if they are drunk... as for cabs they are right.. uber or easytaxi can be helpful... but trust no one... thats one of the reasons I hate it here.. you cannot trust no one
I am literally on the phone with my ex who is from Cucuta and she says the same. She can't stand the Venezuelans. Said some guys spiked some chicks drink in Zona T the other day and she died as a result. Sounds rough Colombian user.
I bought a Colombia flag for the WC. Ordered a fake shirt as well.
Yes... they are the muslims of south america, minus the bombs, I've heard avout some of them being hired by ELN and street gangs.
Why are so many subhuman from there flooding into my country?
Seriously wtf? Is there a campaign or something? How the fuck do they cross the 1000 km of our desert in the north?
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I'm so fucking sorry.. but we are like the plague... the worst of the worst is what is noticed. The thing is the uneducated go to the rest of southamerica or spain because of the low levels of english in here..
all of my favorite camwhores are colombian
Does that have a dick?
Since when things get so bad parces?
yes
>tfw i won't go back until december
take me back pls
sauce?
Since our conception.
We should've just copied the US constitution to the T or at least copy Chile and give free helicopter rides.
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US govt counts their dead, there was like 3 American deaths in Colombia in 2016. They were probably walking around the streets with a "kill me" sign.
Pfff we copied the american model.. at least since the 40's and since we've being sucking that tit
Stay where you are user... or would you want a veneco stealong your hard earn shit
Yeah sure, we got the New Deal one not the actual good model.
Kek
Yeah, they were probably drunk and fucking around. I won't leave the Zona T area....maybe I will Park 93 area, which I hear is cool.
*been... im drunk
Yes and no... I look like a white gringo.. and used to go to dangerous places with my german ex gf.. and nothing happened... the weird thing is.. you will not feel safe.. even if you think you are
it's true
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Yeah, that sucks man. I prob wont be getting too banged up there. I hear horror story about some of the whores there.
Anyway, who was the best president of this country?
Its the greatest country in south america and nobody even knows
>god tier women
>cheap cost of living
>cheap high quality drugs (coke is legal in small amounts)
>mountains, beaches, jungles, waterfalls
>3 major tier 1 cities
>people are super friendly and always positive/smiling
>good food
you
What happened, you get robbed? Gringo.
URIBE
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i hate your inmigrants, the women are either sluts or narco sluts with dick. same with the men, i've only met a handfull colombians that were decent.
Yap.. Tavito was the man... I love his career and vision... he made a portion of what we are now.. a nation where progress means construction and physical atuff
Uribr can suck dick... all done while pursuing a personal vendetta... he did well im some areas.. but not the way he did them.. just for personal advantage
In public transportation I see Goblinos, Ogros de las Americas, Americanos and Luz Extinguidos EVERYWHERE
Yeah I know... get in line... if I could I would put those bastards on the firing range
>using public transport
la creatura detectado
how do you tell the difference between who's Chilean, who's Venezuelan, Columbian?
you all look the same to me
We made the mistake of freely opening up trade completely disregarding the need to build a solid industrial base and infrastructure first.
We deserve the worst
you can't, chileans are insufferable faggots, don't listen to him
Venezuelans are more attractive, colombians dress like hipster rappers.
Man I’ve seen to many Colombian women come here in Miami and I’m sure they’ve done or do porn just to get here because they still can’t fucking speak English well what so ever
so glad I didn't vote
colombians are generally taller and better looking
I fucking hate congolombians and Congolombia
is Uribe /ourguy/ ?
>Implying he was the master mind behind everything
Yesterday I saw a pretty white looking girl, so out of place there...
Nope... we put infraestructure and physical stuff before education... we have a whole fucking lot of meat doing nothing but think
yeah I'm up in west palm and grew up with a bunch of them they're hot as fuck
You gotta go back Pablo.
believe me we tried, but the closest i got to do something close to that was either get them out of minefields or what was left of them.
for pol standards, yes (but he's not myguy personally)
It must be all so tiresome, user. Western civ was literally built on trust.
YES, sadly he can't get in the power again
would I be considered a gringo if im italian descent?
yes
Shakira is mine.
THOT
you'll be considered a gringo only by the way you dress and the way you talk
Slut
so i hear that colombia and uncle sam are going to invade venezuela. what do you know about this?
Dominican Republic is the same way. That’s why I just hang around rich and educated people . They are kind of prissy but you never have to worry about them taking advantage
>but trust no one
What about cops? Is this one of those countries where they are more dangerous than criminals?
worst thot ever
Just remember to don't take a phone near them in you will be fine
yes they can be assholes like American policemen and we have absolutely no sense of decency or aesthetics unlike the carabinieri
lol wut
They're bad but the worst are the army guys asking for papers tho.
They think they're hot shit, probably dont even know how to read.
Dude Colombian woman are fat and generally unattractive . Venezuelan woman are god-tier
I hate Colombians because you retards all bisexual
Tell them faggot.
Tell everybody how all Colombian men are bisexual.
> that flag
> white
im brown (chi) and the cops here have always been nice to me desu. im not cholo though.
Fuck you , bisexual faggot. Why are all Colombian men bisexual ??
I've been to Colombia a few times and I like the country a lot. Colombians are very similar to Brazilians in many aspects so there's an instant connection. You guys are bros. The only thing I don't like about Colombia is the food. Also I wish you weren't such USAboos but that's unavoidable.
Simón Bolívar did nothing wrong
I had the best sex of my life with a Colombian hooker.