General Colombia hate thread

General Colombia hate thread

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I fucking hate this country... give me your experiences.. good and bad - and tell my why I shouldnt hate it.. or why I would I love it

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Going to Bogota in the spring user. Staying in Zona T. I was told to avoid hailing cabs on the street and don't leave my beers unattended. Sounds pretty dicey.

Fuck this piece of shit.

I don't like those FARC fuckers!

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Stop bringing cocaine to my country you niggers

Colombia is Okay.

You can't hate Colombia when there's Venezuela. They're actually feeding Venezuelans and taking in refugees.

Nagamiko lives in here, so meh I can tolerate it

Meh its not so bad.
It could be better, say if we made an ancap colony out of say choco.

Yeah and the crime rate is skyrocketing, even our local scum gets mugged by dem venecos.

Noted.. maybe send some of your out of service policemen to kill the dealers

>bogota
>strata 6 is silicon valley tier
>even has a google office
>strata 1 is worse than tijuana
>city even has a legal red light district
>the colombian prostitutes complain that the venezuelan illegals are driving down the prices

Give me a reason to hate Colombia.

Do not trust your butt... as soon as you apply that risk is lowered... imagine you are in a ghetto.. and everyone is trying to tob you

How come you're our biggest neighbor and we never hear shit about you, is this normal?

Everything is about Venezuela, Panama, Ecuador, Peru, etc

thank for the info amerimutt

but you guys make the best cocaine

You will meet a well behaved "white" man doimg bussiness with you... down the line he will take advantage of you... because "muh indigenous malice" be wary user

Well hearing shit about Venezuela is universal
Idk maybe just cause they're closer culturally and have the same language
I dont even know if brazilian news are usually on south american newspapers
I my granfather went to colombia when he was young and they always offered him coffee trying to prove it's better than brazilian coffee for some reason

Am Colombian. Not that bad. Cheap hookers. Good food. Great entertainment. Only people really in danger are the gringos.

Trust your butt... even some of your coworkers can scam you if they are drunk... as for cabs they are right.. uber or easytaxi can be helpful... but trust no one... thats one of the reasons I hate it here.. you cannot trust no one

I am literally on the phone with my ex who is from Cucuta and she says the same. She can't stand the Venezuelans. Said some guys spiked some chicks drink in Zona T the other day and she died as a result. Sounds rough Colombian user.

I bought a Colombia flag for the WC. Ordered a fake shirt as well.

Yes... they are the muslims of south america, minus the bombs, I've heard avout some of them being hired by ELN and street gangs.

Why are so many subhuman from there flooding into my country?
Seriously wtf? Is there a campaign or something? How the fuck do they cross the 1000 km of our desert in the north?

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I'm so fucking sorry.. but we are like the plague... the worst of the worst is what is noticed. The thing is the uneducated go to the rest of southamerica or spain because of the low levels of english in here..

all of my favorite camwhores are colombian

Does that have a dick?

Since when things get so bad parces?

yes

>tfw i won't go back until december
take me back pls

sauce?

Since our conception.
We should've just copied the US constitution to the T or at least copy Chile and give free helicopter rides.

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US govt counts their dead, there was like 3 American deaths in Colombia in 2016. They were probably walking around the streets with a "kill me" sign.

Pfff we copied the american model.. at least since the 40's and since we've being sucking that tit

Stay where you are user... or would you want a veneco stealong your hard earn shit

Yeah sure, we got the New Deal one not the actual good model.

Kek

Yeah, they were probably drunk and fucking around. I won't leave the Zona T area....maybe I will Park 93 area, which I hear is cool.

*been... im drunk

Yes and no... I look like a white gringo.. and used to go to dangerous places with my german ex gf.. and nothing happened... the weird thing is.. you will not feel safe.. even if you think you are

it's true

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Yeah, that sucks man. I prob wont be getting too banged up there. I hear horror story about some of the whores there.

Anyway, who was the best president of this country?

Its the greatest country in south america and nobody even knows

>god tier women
>cheap cost of living
>cheap high quality drugs (coke is legal in small amounts)
>mountains, beaches, jungles, waterfalls
>3 major tier 1 cities
>people are super friendly and always positive/smiling
>good food

you

What happened, you get robbed? Gringo.

URIBE
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i hate your inmigrants, the women are either sluts or narco sluts with dick. same with the men, i've only met a handfull colombians that were decent.

Yap.. Tavito was the man... I love his career and vision... he made a portion of what we are now.. a nation where progress means construction and physical atuff

Uribr can suck dick... all done while pursuing a personal vendetta... he did well im some areas.. but not the way he did them.. just for personal advantage

In public transportation I see Goblinos, Ogros de las Americas, Americanos and Luz Extinguidos EVERYWHERE

Yeah I know... get in line... if I could I would put those bastards on the firing range

>using public transport
la creatura detectado

how do you tell the difference between who's Chilean, who's Venezuelan, Columbian?

you all look the same to me

We made the mistake of freely opening up trade completely disregarding the need to build a solid industrial base and infrastructure first.

We deserve the worst

you can't, chileans are insufferable faggots, don't listen to him

Venezuelans are more attractive, colombians dress like hipster rappers.

Man I’ve seen to many Colombian women come here in Miami and I’m sure they’ve done or do porn just to get here because they still can’t fucking speak English well what so ever

so glad I didn't vote

colombians are generally taller and better looking

I fucking hate congolombians and Congolombia

is Uribe /ourguy/ ?

>Implying he was the master mind behind everything

Yesterday I saw a pretty white looking girl, so out of place there...

Nope... we put infraestructure and physical stuff before education... we have a whole fucking lot of meat doing nothing but think

yeah I'm up in west palm and grew up with a bunch of them they're hot as fuck

You gotta go back Pablo.

believe me we tried, but the closest i got to do something close to that was either get them out of minefields or what was left of them.

for pol standards, yes (but he's not myguy personally)

It must be all so tiresome, user. Western civ was literally built on trust.

YES, sadly he can't get in the power again

would I be considered a gringo if im italian descent?

yes

Shakira is mine.

THOT

you'll be considered a gringo only by the way you dress and the way you talk

Slut

so i hear that colombia and uncle sam are going to invade venezuela. what do you know about this?

Dominican Republic is the same way. That’s why I just hang around rich and educated people . They are kind of prissy but you never have to worry about them taking advantage

>but trust no one
What about cops? Is this one of those countries where they are more dangerous than criminals?

worst thot ever

Just remember to don't take a phone near them in you will be fine

yes they can be assholes like American policemen and we have absolutely no sense of decency or aesthetics unlike the carabinieri

lol wut

They're bad but the worst are the army guys asking for papers tho.
They think they're hot shit, probably dont even know how to read.

Dude Colombian woman are fat and generally unattractive . Venezuelan woman are god-tier

I hate Colombians because you retards all bisexual
Tell them faggot.
Tell everybody how all Colombian men are bisexual.

> that flag
> white

im brown (chi) and the cops here have always been nice to me desu. im not cholo though.

Fuck you , bisexual faggot. Why are all Colombian men bisexual ??

I've been to Colombia a few times and I like the country a lot. Colombians are very similar to Brazilians in many aspects so there's an instant connection. You guys are bros. The only thing I don't like about Colombia is the food. Also I wish you weren't such USAboos but that's unavoidable.

Simón Bolívar did nothing wrong

I had the best sex of my life with a Colombian hooker.