Why do these countries exist?

Why do these countries exist?
You're all descendants of Iberians and Amerindians. Just unite, form a confederacy having Spanish and Portuguese as official languages and be relevant.

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You're assuming it wouldn't collapse soon after they united

>Sharing land with indian savages
No thanks.

Sure bro we'll get on that, sounds E-Z

because we werent stupid enough to let our country be divided like those republiquetas,

Im from Uruguay, we exterminated every indian in our country. the last ones we kind of faked some peace treaty on an island in the middle of a river and we killed every one that went.

United under who though?
We had a small chance to have a common govt during the independence wars but there was too many caudillos, now is too late for that.

Thanks but no thanks

>implying i want shit with spanish

>>implying i want shit with portuguese

>implying i implied what you implied

We tried but they kicked our asses

Hispanics can fuck off, we have nothing to do with them

Argentina is the best south american country with the least amount of jungle injuns and niggers.

Uruguayans are literally dumber and poorer than a mestizo/amerindian country like Chile.

We tried but the US kicked our ass

We had nations way before the spanish arrived, and they were forced to respect those boundaries.

>We tried but they kicked our asses
Fixed it

Ok

I'd rather not user. Despite being a shithole there's confort in irrelevancy.
No outside conflicts, no hard statement on the global chess boars. When WW3 starts we will remain neutral as we always have and everything will be wiped out except for us.
Feels good man.

Nice memeflag, subhuman

Shouldn't have killed our people. I hope Santa Anna is treated like a traitor over there. He's the reason you're all in the mess you're in

Put aside our differences and unite to shit on Urugay

we all hate eachother, you think we would love eachother out of nowhere?

>Shouldn't have killed our people

Did they really teach you this crap over there?

>Having to call el peruANO and the eternal ARGENTINEGRO fellow countrymen


how about no.

As soon as you accept Trudeau as your first lady, boy.

>we all hate each other
Kys Moreno de mierda, all Iberian tribe Amerindians are brothers and we all treat each other the same.

pure wite

This is a stupid question, I am pretty sure they all fucking hate each other.

you're kidding right?

>all of South America sings Kumbaya and unites

Not gonna happen. I have many bros around SA and we all just want to be left alone, without mamasan USA trying to tell us what to do

Youre a fucking kike arab no Ibero Amerindian sees you as our own, you speak for no one, my best friends are venezuelans, peruvians etc...

>drawing a false equivalence between white settlers turning lawless Mexican wastes into rich productive country and ugly spics pouring in to ruin it all

We tolerate each other and hate Chile.

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Same to you monkeyboi
>UMA

yeah fuck you too

your flag was the prototype for the gay pride one.

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South Americans are not US Americans ..we should not hate anybody

I love Peru, I get my fantastic coca leaf tea from you guys.

Denying your intervention in Mexico makes it worse for you, we are literally an american protectorate and you interviene in every aspect of our political life, you crushed the empire and the Porfiriato, we were your first of many victims

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

I love Chile, you guys are wine masters...that Casileiro....bueno.

They did, CIA tore it down with endless wars and now a massive dictator/drug epidemic.

After the deportation, I fully expect tropical paradises down there. Lots of tourism. Buy land now

What deportation?

Yeah whatever you dumb spic, go pick my strawberries

Not even the gayest.

The CIA gave cancer to half of our leaders...they still making us glow in the dark.

We all have shitty people, uniting in this case should be maintaining peace and getting rid of jews eventually, we have tons of potential,
we're irrelevant but mostly conservative, not many first world problems like muslims or sjws taking over around here

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We try but kill ourselves in the process

LOL nah your country is was and always will be a corrupt cesspit, no ebil Amerikkka required

Come for the food stay for the coca ;D

LOL I do love your food and drink coca leaf tea ever6y single day. I have a friend in Cusco that sends me some every month. I love it.

WTF are those?

t. Jonathan jesus y Olivarez de Guadalupe

We are slowly reconquering our shit anyways, so stay mad

aboriginal flags

the four divisions of the Incan Empire.

Hello, my name is Porfirio, and I did authoritarian right wing dictatorship even before it was cool, the US overthrew me! wanna know why?, open a fucking book you gringo!

do you faggots have chilean grandmothers who make the best chillie dogs in the world

Nah, I’ll put a bullet in a hundred spics like at the Alamo first, rot and die you fucking vermin

Bros, we fell way down

>Dear diary today Sup Forums thought me something new.

No Goy, they must be divided in order to be controlled.

Fuck yourself you subhuman insect if anything the anschluss is coming south

>muh aztlan
all the clay we took was basically uninhabited. You only owned it as an artifact of the 7 years war. Calling it spanish like calling Nebraska french because of the louisiana purchase.

>The Alamo

Do you even know why is the Alamo battle famous?, I'd let you search for it on wikipedia, I'll wait

Well if South America is going to become one country then why not have the Anglosphere all become one country and Scandinavia all become one country and Africa all become one country?

>KFC
we dont have that shit.
we do have water melon though.

Only nations of completely different cultures and lanagues must be united under one union to effectively create confusion to pillage easier !

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>Why do these countries exist?
Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela, Perú, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, and Brasil exist because of Geography. The Guyanas exist because of European geopolitics. Uruguay and Paraguay exist because of South American geopolitics.

>Why not uniting now that geography is not that important?
We are democracies and no political party in the region would gain anything for sure from annexing a swath of people who might not vote for them in future elections.

The US didn’t overthrow him you stupid spic, just because Pershing chased Villa around Northern Mexico. No wonder your national IQ is in the 80’s.

I never understood why let black people have fried chicken.
Crispy wings are delicious

Found the jew

You have to go back Pedro.

But then we came back

With a vengeance!

You always were some good goys

I might get why you'll defend the war of 1842, but I do not get why you'll deny the fact that it was absolutely planned since the beginning of the US and was executed with violence and savagery

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I never understood that.
Are they referring to actual chicken wings?
They have no meat.

Wow, it's almost like you've discovered some axiom of history that might makes right!

Who fucking cares

South America is fucking irrelevant. South & Central America could disappear overnight and the world wouldn't really notice. They've always been pretty irrelevant and today are just the rape babies of the amerindians and the various colonizers who came and fucked all of their women

All of North American continental shelf is rightful American clay you are lucky you even have a homeland

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This is the most dishonest bullshit post ever.
>Mexican government allowed Stephen F. Austin to keep his slaves because it was profitable
>Majority came legally because land grants were cheap for Yanks and expensive for Mexicans
>Very few came illegally
>Many Mexicans did not settle because of how expensive land grants were and the indian tribes were murdering Mexicans. (See Mexican-Comanche War)
>Revolted TWICE. Once before the Texas Revolution which was quelled and the other was the Texas Revolution because Santa Anna usurped the government. Texas only declared independence because Santa Anna removed the government Anglos were told to live under
>Santa Anna also planned on removing the populace
>"The Mexican government, by its colonization laws, invited and induced the Anglo-American population of Texas to colonize its wilderness under the pledged faith of a written constitution, that they should continue to enjoy that constitutional liberty and republican government to which they had been habituated in the land of their birth, the United States of America."
>"In this expectation they have been cruelly disappointed, inasmuch as the Mexican nation has acquiesced in the late changes made in the government by General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, who having overturned the constitution of his country, now offers us the cruel alternative, either to abandon our homes, acquired by so many privations, or submit to the most intolerable of all tyranny, the combined despotism of the sword and the priesthood." lsjunction.com/docs/tdoi.htm
>Usurping the government causes the Rio Grande, Yucatan, and one other to revolt alongside Texas
>Texas wins, gains independence, recognized by the powers of the world: United States, United Kingdom, France, Holland, Russia, Belgium, etc.
>Texas VOTES to become a US state because they know Mexico is going to try again
>Mexico gets angry, sends letters to US troops on US soil that they're going to attack
>Mexico BTFO

>mostly conservative
U wot? The reason none of you guys can break out of your stagnation and become developed countries is because you keep voting for central planning/socialism.

Chicken wings are a nice snack. Something to eat while you drink so you don't get hammered.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH are you drunk?

>KFC
Frango a Passarinho ou nada

>Something to eat while you drink so you don't get hammered
whats the point of drinking with the intention of not getting hammered?

welll shit

This, now please leave us the fuck alone

>t. Foro de São Paulo

Frango de Cabidela is fucking amazing

Frango with Pequi...holy shit

So you can get that good old alcohol induced confidence

you are right, we are so irrelevant we dont have muslim rapefugees and sjws taking over, feels bad man, wish we were a developed country so we can disappear in ten years

Get hammered slowly and protect your liver at the same time.

who would vote for Democrats if we were gone though?

yo, is that true about Machu Picchu not being open for tourism in the near future?