Brit/pol/ a comfy cup of tea edition

>Boris Johnson: Let's unite around Brexit vision
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43045553

>Jean-Claude Juncker: EU superstate claims are nonsense
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43058087

>Homeless man found dead 'on doorstep' of Parliament
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43063019

>Gerry Adams' prison escape appeal dismissed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-43058379

>Plans to ban wild animals in circuses announced
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-43059752

>Plaid Cymru warns party members over social media use
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-43044190

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Gonna be difficult to keep this thread going until decent hours. Have a bump.

Bumpin' for my Thames estuary, London-overspill-on-sea brahs

My ID will be Y/qeqwyn

So how goes Brexit lads, haven't been keeping up for the past 6 months.

I have a late start today so I decided to watch a video I stumbled across on the shitter, a discussion between Russell Brand and Jordan Peterson. Peterson is a fucking joke, he has no opinions of his own and just pukes up better men's opinions undigested.

>so, do you believe in god?
>well, jung said...

So you're saying you prefer Russel Brand to JP?

7 big dogs, 42 small dogs

the ships captain is 28 years old or more, or a criminal by legal standards, assuming the ship is based out of china, more likely it is a child slave bringing potential wives to people in the middle east

Its after midnight here. Have a bump.

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>I had an apple and an orange in my lunchbox today, I decided to eat the apple for lunch.
user, does this sentence mean I don't like oranges?

>Man fuck science, just parroting what sum fucks said hundreds of years ago

GOAAAAAAAAAAAALL

So you're saying I don't like apples? That's pretty presumptuous of you

Please make sense, it helps.

No, I do not like kiwi.

So you're saying people from New Zealand are sub-human?

Yes.

Yes

While you gimps were busy sleeping, or watching cartoons, I was longing Bitcoin with 50x leverage all the way from 9600.

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>hahaha you bigots just love blaming pakis because it makes you feel good and righteous
>*blames tories for everything while completely ignoring the politically omnipotent jewry*
*huffs farts*

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did someone mention oranges

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you sound like a cunt

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morning lads

note how blair is giving sun readers, the working class, the finger.

Morning fella.

Not an argument, babe.

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>not an argument

wasn't meant to be you whinging cunt

How am I whinging cunt, babe? If you're going to accuse and insult you should atleast have the decency to explain why.

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genius

>how am i a whinging cunt, babe?

by accusing me falsely and whinging on about it
is that a muslim walking by outside?
do you think he has a knife? lol

>by accusing me falsely and whinging on about it
And what did I accuse you of, babe?

Got my results back the other day. I'm more British than half of fucking Birmingham, and I don't even live in the fucking country.

stop saying babe you twat

maybe this is more your speed

yes but i bet you speak with one of those accents that utterly butcher the english language, ergo, you've lost all your british privileges

Ayaya!
[spoiler]Where is Karen?[/spoiler]

go find something sharp and do yourself in
lol

You still haven't told me what I accused you of.

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OFF TO THE UKIP EGM LADS, WISH ME LUCK FOR THE VOTE, #DRAINTHESWAMP JO MARNEY IS BEST GRILL

Bumping from London
>pray for me

>UKIP
>Still a thing

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I have a brexit shirt with this exact image on it.

rip nigel

kek, dead pigeon will reign for 1000 years

At least all the shit is concentrated in London

Really hungover lads

when is the vote?
#BoltonOut desu
Kurten was robbed

>Be british
>Walk into an 8 storey building
>"I'd like a room on the very top floor, please"
>"Storey 7? Not a problem"

you have to be there by 1230 to vote. Don't know when they're actually counting. Fucking #NEC out, more like, they robbed the fucking party of everything.

>kurten was robbed
Makes a change the nigger being robbed by the whites for once.

Only a jew 'bucketshop' would offer x50 leverage on bitcoin, why else would they provide that liquidity, the spread must be massive too; good luck trying to get your money out. There's enough volatility to just trade the actual underlying asset and only short the derivative.

Oh man. This is the best tea I ever had. Tune in next time, where I'll be checking out something new, or old. Okay, nice.

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why is it so hard to understand

Probably all that abo admixture

>Being this much of a dumb cunt
It's a perpetual swap contract for a start, you pleb, and they offer 100x. Also they are, I believe, the most liquid exchange in the world. Top 10 largest, if not top 5, but I don't know without checking. You must be old and confused at how things have continued progressing!

What do you mean good luck withdrawing? What do you think this is? Some Facebook scam, you boomer?

for that scouse gypo

bbc.co.uk/news/av/stories-43088735/how-to-bag-your-first-home-for-550

Progressed? Why would you pay swaps going long on a shitty CFD, when you could just buy the underlying! Why do you think ((they)) offer you that leverage young scroat??If that trade loses and their market making they're quids in, you're left holding nothing but fresh air.

Because it has 8 floors. The highest of those floors is the 8th. The yanks are right on this one

the ground floor is the zeroth floor

They offer because they know retards who lose will play too. Thankfully, I don't. Of course they take if you lose, what do you think you play for free?
Anyway, hows the stock market treating you? You make your 3% this year? Lol 12500%+ ROI last year, hows that for "young scroat"?

Brit/pol/ please do NZ a favour and down vote this gay pride parade video

youtube.com/watch?v=BZQA-s9suZM

12500% ROI! Post pic of Lambo or gtfo

London is an overflowing foreign meme, so not very English, but they learnt well.
>We make what their taught lad.

Learnt ain't a word bong LOLOLOL

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>american education

Lambo is what, 240k? I could afford more than one but I'm not a retarded faggot

of course you can

42-7=35

Out of three naturally blond people i know, they are
>an oil diller (black women)
>a transexual
>other one is fat as fuck

What's wrong with blond people?

No I really can, lol
You can't, though... what with your 3% yearly gains I bet you're still struggling to pay rent!
You must not fully get it yet but give it time, you'll catch up.

got a rock hard stiffy rn lads

DONT WANK

I'd wholly doubted the '18 school shootings this year' narrative that is plaguing the media at the moment but I never quite thought it was this 'bad' in terms of spinning their lies:

washingtonexaminer.com/no-there-have-not-been-18-school-shootings-so-far-in-2018/article/2649183

brush your teeth for 4 minutes each day (2*2)

son me son

Start buying guns.

Exercise regularly and ensure your diet contains all the necessary macro + micro nutrients

People should have started buying guns a long time ago. It's probably too late for them if only starting now.

Well, unless everything is going to be fucked in the next month or two they could atleast get some shotguns, 6+ months whatever is legally allowed.

Then again, in 6 months everything could just as easily be banned so who knows.

Try and avoid stress wherever possible

>''What are you trying to say user? You want to be like America or something???!!!???''

People tend to ease into hobbies, though - by the time they fully know what it is they are getting in to, with regards to where and what to procure, it will be years down the line. That's when it is too late.

Start making them

thehomegunsmith.com/

Shag as many dogs each day as you can

start buying clubs

>souf
ill club u m8

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Bet everything you own on Groves to beat Eubank