>iq of 66 >an actual retard >killed 35 people >19 with headshots >fired from hip >guns banned almost immediately after >alpha surfer personality in interviews
how is an actually retarded aussie a better shooter than all of the idiot american ones? is australia really this superior?
There's a reason the bongs sailed you half the world away.
Colton Perez
we are a nation of chads, even the retarded amongst us are chad at whatever they do. Also come home abo man stop shitposting on the american flag.
Brody Ramirez
G'day cunt hows your satdee arvo goin?
Ethan Clark
pretty fuckin good. Local independent bottle'o just dropped the price on my beer by $8 a case
Jason Davis
>chad but still loses to emu.
William Wilson
did you even fackin exhale?
Luis Walker
ye not bad aye about to pick up my gf from netball and then havin' the lads around for a pisso, sgarn on with you?
bullshit is it a queensland chain?
Leo Brown
Because Anglo genes are the best genes and Aussies are almost purely Anglo. Most Americans are diluted down with Shitty Irish, Native American, and, worst of all, kraut genes. My ancestry going back to the late 1600s is about 50-50 Anglo and German. The Anglo side is where I get all my good attributes from, the kraut side is where I get my shitty attributes from.
Cooper Turner
Nah, local SA chain for a local brew
Gavin Taylor
I dunno there were a shit load of scottish and irish settlers, not sure why you're suckin' anglo cock this hard >t. irish-british mutt
Tyler Jackson
“I don’t understand the question...”
Ryder Clark
The virgin aim vs the chad hip fire?
Andrew Perez
I’d take any british isles DNA over Kraut blood.
William Hughes
G'day mates
Isaac Russell
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Parker Hill
ask yourself how big a human head is compared to an emu m8
James Phillips
probably something to do with zero police response, all the time in the world, a docile victims that sat there as he shot from a few meters away.
Anthony Phillips
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Ethan Morales
They probably all went "oy mates, it's too fuckin' hot to be running and I'm good and buzzed, I'm ready to go, I'm sick of all these abbos siphoning my petrol"
Jaxon Lewis
Just had an arvo spliff in the sun with a few tins. Brilliant day here in commelbourne
Josiah Edwards
cept you dont have that AK, aussie cunt.
Jaxon Bennett
aus has top tier hapas pic related I need me a aussie hapa hook me up m8
Caleb Campbell
real life lawnmower man
Cooper Morris
holy shit $8 off
Cooper Edwards
low iq makes you confident and more physically resilient.
Nicholas Williams
Holy shit
Nathaniel Powell
that's a maori, some of them can be delectible creatures and much more commonly attractive than an abbo. I don't think I've ever seen a single attractive aboriginal.
I ran outta buds unfortunately, the billies gonna be sitting collecting dust on this sweltering but beautiful saturday afternoon.
Ethan Lewis
>"OY, that's nawt a knoi-"*boom headshot* >repeat 34 times
Noah White
im stuck here without a visa but married to a US citezen
Logan Watson
>how is an actually retarded aussie a better shooter than all of the idiot american ones
he's not, he didn't do it. If you look into Port Arthur for even an hour you'll see there's no way this dribbling retard did it >reloading at 29/30 mags >pivot firing all directions to avoid being taken down >doesn't even know what hipfiring was when questioned by police >the asian man who was only referred to as "The Asian" and then disappeared from the scene >comms traffic stating "I think one of your boys is running around out here" >the 24 person ambulance/morgue truck thing that had no reason to be in Tasmania >the suspicious amount of intelligence personnel in the cafe >the guy heard yelling "no, fuck not here!" >literally no trial just put him in the nuthouse
just off the top of my head, there was also a story of when he was on the move he deadblocked a car with 3 shots like they do at checkpoints to stop suicide car bombers it's 100% suspicious
Isaiah Edwards
>alpha surfer personality in interviews He pretended to be a surfer so people might think he was interesting. Complete beta retard with cripplingly poor autism and social skills
Carter Allen
>The single greatest civil rights shitpost of modern times.
Hey Emu fuckers check out these dank nerf guns you aren't allowed to own because that's how much of a bunch of pussies your government wants you to be.
Julian Lewis
actually the first settlers to Australia were celts, specifically cornish miners. you're an idiot and a mutt, all anglos are mutts.
Jacob Baker
They get into fist fights with aboos crocs and roos. The average America would die if they saw they spiders there.
Adrian Diaz
Do you spit out your coke when you drink it. You fucking drugga.
Owen Davis
Kek
Angel Nelson
>They get into fist fights with aboos crocs and roos.
Or High IQ badasses?
CHOOSE ONE.
Jose Jenkins
The best part is, didn't in the cafe, he get like 15 headshots in 10 seconds?
Charles Gomez
There's honestly a lot of weird shit about Port Arthur but most of this is stuff that has been exaggerated or made up over the years. He didn't just fire off 18 headshots from the hip, he was basically shooting into crowds of people at point blank range in a very busy cafe at the beginning. Also there is no such thing as a "Beirut Triple", etc.
Andrew Perry
it was a pretty fucked up day, I remember coming home from school and it was all over the tv
Evan Sanchez
And we restricted semi-autos and we haven't had a mass shooting since and our kids can safely go to school without being murdered.
Is body armour being considered as compulsory school attire in the US yet?
Joshua Wilson
How many mass shootings with semi-autos were there before 96?
Josiah Gray
he was an idiot savant only a genius at mass shootings
Matthew Martinez
Exactly this yet somehow they got away with it
Nathan Diaz
Looks like Kathy Griffin without makeup if the hair was red.
Isaac Baker
any anglo here will tell you they have irish in their background
Mason Campbell
Isn't Port Arthur hours away from any town ?
David Evans
So you guys got your gun rights stripped from you over a false flag? That's a cautionary tale for us because I'm pretty sure America is going that way within the next few decades
Hunter Ortiz
my guys, they are streaming a fag parade in new zealand on (((youtube)))
Yes it was a false flag, but there is nothing anyone can do , people hate guns now after 20 years of propaganda
Easton Garcia
Isn't he left handed as well shooting right handed? Most Australians are physically corrected from being satanic lefties but his training must have been outstanding.
Christian Robinson
Perfectly fine if we didn't import violent foreigners.
Wyatt Roberts
It's a bit of a drive there down a headland.
Liam Moore
When they take away our guns is when they make their move on trump IMO
Tyler Myers
You're not wrong this is what they are trying to do in America, but it's not an apples to apples comparison between America and Australia. America has more private guns circulating than people so that alone would make any effort to collect them nearly impossible, plus the people who would be asked to do the gun grabbing (cops + military) tend to be pro-gun rights. The Bill of Rights protects gun ownership and the NRA is one of the most powerful lobbying organizations in the country.
>18-Year-Old with Down Syndrome Makes Half-Court Shot Again
Easton Sanchez
The australian federal police did port author.
The government wanted a monopoly on guns so they have created a reason to make mother's panic.
Liam Rogers
Gun ownership always had restrictions, you weren't supposed to have Bren guns and the like, people did though. After Port Arthur the government had an amnesty and a gun buyback where people could get cash for their weapons, the new laws banned semi auto's and pump action shotguns.
Aiden Rivera
Hurr bueer hurr
Nathan Evans
not hours. Its a bit of a drive tho.
Landon Martinez
ty, getting others to dislike it now as well.
Austin Myers
just like ur mum lol
Hunter Thompson
This thread is horrifying. There is so many of you cunts.
Owen Lee
its not that armed civilians could actually put up a real fight against the US military. Its about control, its about power. You feel helpless and are less likely to ask your government questions. Its a mental thing. This is why we're slightly less cucked than the rest of the west. They want you to feel powerless.
Brody Fisher
Shalom roofucker! About to have my ass rimmed and my cock sucked really good. Why about you? Wrestled a gator already?
Jace Robinson
>only praised because of his down syndrome
that's some paternalistic ablism if i ever saw it
Isaac Sanchez
Semi autos and pump actions aren't banned
Tyler Nelson
In a conventional war sure, but realistically running up and popping police or soldiers in the head while they patrol would eventually wear them down.
Xavier Ross
Fuck off with this, 99% of people can't get them , yes I know about all the muh kangaroo control job let's me get semi auto,
Caleb Clark
A shtf scenario wouldn't be an all out war. It would hundreds if not thousands of skirmishs ambushes terror attacks etc. happening all over the country every day
Joseph Wood
You dont necessarily need to be a contract shooter
Jayden Edwards
Australia would never have a shtf, people are cucked for one, also they know exactly where all the guns are and at even the earliest hint of instability they would take the guns back
Asher Rogers
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Zachary Bennett
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Aaron Garcia
Only way I can think is military, certain disabilities you can't get a semi auto shotgun , or black or grey market , the laws are fucked and I try not to think about it
Carson Sullivan
Because our shooters are non whites and democrats who hate guns.
Grayson Jones
(not op) This is true.
But to say that they're easily accessible to the average joe isn't true either.
Caleb Powell
>killed 35 tfw can't hit a duck with buck shot at ten yards.
Cooper Wilson
>but realistically running up and popping police or soldiers in the head while they patrol would eventually wear them down. The k/d ratio for the Vietcong/Afghans was/is horrible though.
Kayden Fisher
they instituted a gun buy back program while the event was still fresh and people fell for it. Not 2 weeks after it was recorded in parliament being said "it will take a massacre to remove guns from Australia"
Jacob Anderson
The police couldn't raid a 1 million homes all at once, the logistics of that is just not workable
Tyler Stewart
Does she peg you in the bum as well?
Asher Sanders
Fuck I hate this country so much , a six pack of beer cost 22 fuckin dollars , I can even drink my misery away plus my fucking 1000 dollar electricity bill every 3 months and I only live with 1 other person , FUCK I hate this fucking country so much
Ethan Gomez
They have sub-human IQs and cant plan for shit, not to mention the White American population is around 200 million with 500 million guns in circulation.
Eli Morales
these always make me laugh an idiot maybe, but he doesn't strike me as the mass killing type
Luke Jenkins
Hey, faggots. How do I 1v1 an emu for money? Does that exist?
Robert Rivera
>oi cunts totally wasn't an ASIS run, two-man SAS perpetrated false flag or nufink. even our loose cunts are fucken top cunts eh mate?
Joshua Jones
Never forget that Australia was 85% white before Port Arthur and only 60% white within 20 years of it happening.
Henry Cox
Asian faggots are scared of guns,
Elijah Adams
you cant make this shit up
>Two months later, on 14 August 1993, a visitor looking for Maurice Bryant at the Copping property found a note saying "call the police" pinned to the door and found several thousand dollars in his car. The rates officer at the time found no reason to suspect criminal intent, and sent council members and police to quell the stresses put forward by letters sent to the Local Council Chambers. Police searched the property for Maurice Bryant, without success. Divers were called in to search the four dams on the property and on 16 August, his body was found in the dam closest to the farmhouse with one of Martin Bryant's diving weight belts around his neck. Police described the death as "unnatural" and it was ruled a suicide. Bryant inherited the proceeds of his father's superannuation fund, valued at $250,000.
>"unnatural"
are you sure the whole country's average iq isnt also 65?
Asher Edwards
The bit you guys miss the most is the "disciplined" part, followed closely by "militia".
What you have are armed individuals running around who are not part of any militia and are certainly not disciplined.
Have guns by all means, but doing so also obligates you to be part of a militia and to be disciplined.
Brayden Bennett
consider the following; >many historians and linguists suggest that the distinct Australian accent comes from generations of alcohol abuse >we had a Prime Minister go missing while swimming and named an Aquatics Centre after him >too fucking lazy to solve the Taman Shud case half of us are retards, half are lazy and there's strong overlap between both camps.
Landon Morris
We'd average about one a year before that.
Brayden Price
I'm such a fucking euro mutt that I have no real heritage, save for the fact that my grandpa was pure Finnish. Other than that, I got Jack shit. Just a fucking American.
Charles Perez
He had help.
Carson Williams
Sudanese aren't, and your government will never enforce gun laws against non-Whites.