Can't be long now till they Make Anime Real®, lads. I hope you're all working on your plan for exactly HOW you're going to persuade Best Girl to let you touch her on the fandango.
I'm assuming we'll each be dropped into our favorite series at an appropriate point, with some mince plot device to explain why we're interacting with the rest of the characters. So I'll land somewhere in the middle of NGE (after the main cast has assembled, but before they all start getting shot or bursting into puddles of spunk), with a job that involves working closely with Misato and the pilots.
I'm thinking that the key to Asuka is that she needs someone who is actually kind to her, but at the same time someone she sees as slightly superior. So I'll be genuinely kind when she's upset, but otherwise keep her on her toes with a constant stream of careful teasing to imply I think I'm better than she is.
So for example if we're all dressed up and heading out for the night, I can greet them with "Misato, you're looking lovely, as usual .... Shinji, looking sharp tonight, you must think Kaworu's joining us .... Rei, you look great in that dress, you should smile more often .... and Asuka ... well ... at least you turned up, eh, love?" She would then do that face she does, with the mouth and the eyebrows, but secretly she would be frothing at the gash.
I hope you've got something at least as concrete as this. And don't tell me you have't been thinking about it, because you have, every night before you go to sleep.
Gavin Kelly
we're all going to be isekai'd when the next tsunami hits >negging asuka say goodbye to those testicles buddy
Easton Williams
Be a genuinely kind person who happens to know her personally very well, just hecking hope that she ends up liking me
Jacob Cox
I would alter the Virtual Reality settings so that my waifu would fall in love with me no matter what I do.
Oliver Robinson
Oh, where's the fun in that user?
Robert Brooks
>tumblr filter shit lurk more faggot
Brandon Smith
Put your cock in her pussy, cum inside, and keep it inside until you both sleep like that.
David Foster
Fuck off newfag.
Camden Clark
I'll have to hope she's in a bad way like in Kizu, otherwise I'll just end up slaughtered like all the others.
Nathaniel Barnes
And they said romance was dead. And they said romance was dead.
Austin Long
Team up with Mari, who will conquer Asuka then share her with you.
Michael Garcia
That's some next-level forward planning
Robert Parker
I'll wait until Asuka gets angry at me for some reason (not exactly difficult) and when tries to hit me I'll grab her and cuddle into submission.
Dylan Johnson
Asuka literally just needs a hug
Evan Diaz
I thought of that, but worried that it wouldn't work without a bit of groundwork first. I plan to roll with the first few punches and just tell her that she "smells like bubblegum and summer skies" to wrong-foot her. Rope-a-dope.
Owen Scott
Depends on what position you are in compared to the pilots I suppose. If you are another pilot for whatever reason, then could probably pull it off. If you are some random NERV person than it will probably be less likely to succeed.
I might spice things up and shoot Kaworu in the face to show that I am a renegade that gets the job done by any means. Would save NERV a lot of money in repair bills too.
Austin Cox
I'm imagining I'm some some of mysterious, vaguely dangerous specialist that Misato needs for some reason. I want cachet but don't think I can be arsed being a pilot.
Please do shoot Kaworu in the face, if only for jokes.
James Thompson
>implying bullets can penetrate through AT Fields
Kaworu will literally fuck Asuka in front of you as you cower from his alphaness.
Lucas Rodriguez
Nice of you to join us. LAK-kun
Does he somehow have AT fields up constantly? Wouldn't someone have noticed if they bumped into him? Either way, surviving a gunshot to the head would notify that he is infact not human.
Jeremiah Morris
>yfw Asuka spreads her ass for Kaworu's gigantic angel dick as you cower in the corner like a beta fag
Carson Edwards
That doesn't answer the question, is his AT field up constantly, even if unaware of potential threats?
Christopher Cooper
Did you not watch Evangelion?
Parker Moore
Not him, if you want a eva discussion try to make a dedicated thread. I think it is always up, its just not expanded past his skin.
Aiden Bennett
>not having a going into animes machine lülling at your general direction
Jordan Howard
>Make Anime Real® Get a grip already goddamnit. This meme isn't funny, and make something of your life.
Logan Bell
Its specially funny because the anime he wants to get into is eva.
