What are the first 10 things you would like to do to Megumin?

What are the first 10 things you would like to do to Megumin?

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First I would tell her to dress appropriately.

I want to write 'excalibur's sheath' on her belly!

Remove her hat.

There is nothing wrong with dressing that way in private. You are invading her privacy.

I want to hold her hand.

Draw her.

Three words. Bend, table, forcefully.


So she can help clean hard to reach areas.

Marry.

Stupid meme girl!

1 - E
2 - X
3 - P
4 - L
5 - O
6 - S
7 - I
8 - O
9 - N
10 - S

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Break her hymen

meticulously inspect every part of her body

crack out the eggs boys

Shave the hair around her ass

>implying she has any

1) Manhandle
2) Manhandle
3) Manhandle
4) Manhandle
5) Manhandle
6) Manhandle
7) Manhandle
8) Manhandle
9) Manhandle
10) Manhandle

Take precise measurements of her height and weight
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body
Look around the house looking for things to bend her over
Manhandle her tiny body
Bend over things

Walk down the path of explosions

Rough mating press. Her hips can handle it.

1: Replace her with best girl x10

>Aqua

I would tell her to go home and then proceed to have a good time with aqua and darknessu

Feed her frog.

Try to manhandle but fail. Then get manhandled.

>ask Megumin to dominate you in bed, just to see what it's like
>she yells at you in her adorable, completely unintimidating voice
>she steps on you but can't even cause mild discomfort because she doesn't weigh anything
>she tries to scowl at you but just ends up looking like an annoyed kitten
>laugh because it's hilarious how hard she is trying, but is completely ineffective
>push her back onto the ground effortlessly and mating press her, as she instantly goes from angry squeaking to begging you to be slow down

anal

Lick her brisket.

>Begging you to be slow down
Some reason this grammerical error is the most sexiest sounding thing ever

thats not a grammatical error
poster meant to say something else and forgot to delete "be"
i wonder what the original sentence was

Best doggess.

she is cute and adorable!

>Aqua
>Best girl
Pick one

1. Bend over.
2. Bend over.
3. Bend over.
4. Bend over.
5. Bend over.
6. Bend over.
7. Bend over.
8. Bend over.
9. Bend over.
10. Bend over.

marriage

Redpill me on Megumeme

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Tell her to put some clothes on because she is 13 or 14 and thats disgusting. Then make her do her homework and various chores around the house like any decent dad would.

Then fuck the shit out of the only non-underage girl - Darkness.

Wow look at all those seeders

Anime torrenting took a hit when nyaa died. But I think the seeder counts are just malfunctioning here, you should be able to download just fine.

Yeah nah
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IMAGINE

HOW FUN

1. Hug
2. Remove hat
3. Headpats
4. Smell hair
5. Talk about explosions
6. Carry her after explosion practice
7. Fondle her thighs
8. Steal pantsu
9. Sniff pantsu
10. Manhandle

IT WOULD BE

TO MANHANDLE

HER TINY BODY

I'D JUST WALK

AROUND THE HOUSE

LOOKING FOR THINGS

Rape

TO BEND HER OVER

AND FUCK HER ON

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Can we call it Meguhandle

We already call it "manhandle pasta"

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Stop shilling this here.

1. Hold Hands
2. Look deep into eyes then kissu
3. Strip Clothes
4. Pap tum tum
5. Eat out
6. Place wang in mouth
7. Place wang in pooper
8. (after cleaning wang) Place wang in vagoo
9. EXPLOSION
10. Happily ever after impregnation

Defeat ISIS/saudi/turk dogs for Assad!

I provide cover fire while she explodes ISIS dogs. Carry her back and repeat every day.

>that pic
h-hot

1-9 EKUSPUROSHUN
10 hand holding

>hand holding
Now that's a bit too far now, user.

>hand holding

I'd ask her is she's seen Darkness around

More like
>Gets shot up with ak47s while she's doing her autistic le funny meme speech.

>he doesn't know that Megumin doesn't need to chant
Animeonlies, I swear.

I only read the mangas of good series.

Turn her away, she is underage.

Then don't try to discuss them, secondary.

Not in her world.

This isn't even a discussion thread, this is a thread for losers who jack off to cartoons.

1. Drench her in semen.
2. Make her learn a spell other than explosion.
3. Fill her butt with radishes.
4. Suck on her toes.
5. Tie her up and hang her upside down.
6. Spread her legs.
7. Lick her till she comes.
8. Suck on her boobs.
9. Insert Penis
10. Cum Inside.

>she's underage
Sometimes, living in the third world pays off.

She is already on marrying age by crimson demon standards.

Don't dare you hold their views to our imperialist culture you intolerant mongrel.

Pic related, a mature bride-to-be crimson demon woman.

Yes, yes, you're the cool one here.

>making a post like this on Sup Forums
Hello, reddit.

I am. I don't have to live in a fantasy world like this pathetic sack of shit because fortunately for me I'm attractive and have an alpha personality.

This is NOT a proper way to treat your Megumin.

1. Pop Rocks Blow Job
In case your childhood didn't involve seeing how many Pop Rocks you could fit in your mouth at one time during recess, these rock-shaped candies do this weird but pleasing sizzle thing when you put a bunch of them in your mouth. Now, imagine feeling that sensation all around your member as your girl goes down on you with a mouthful of them. Trust us, she'll be into it — especially if you buy the strawberry flavor.

2. Electric Shock Foreplay
Give your foreplay an added spark by using an electro shock sex toy, like the Violet wand. These toys give off low grade, non-harmful electrical vibrations. It's stimulating and exciting anytime you introduce an unfamiliar feeling to your body, so turn on one of these bad boys to get things jumpstarted.

3. The Warm Ball Dip
If you're a fan of ball play, this one is going to make you pretty happy. Dip your balls into a cup of warm liquid — tea, hot cocoa or warm milk are great for this, but whatever you've got on hand will do the trick. Then, have your woman blow bubbles into the cup using a straw. Kind of like a jacuzzi for your ball sack...

4. Road Head
It's not just for the teenagers. Getting some fellatio while you're out on the open road should definitely be on your sex bucket list. This one is best executed on a long drive where there aren't many stoplights or much traffic (unless you crazy kids don't mind having an audience).

5. Butt Plug Pony
Some dudes are really weird about getting their backdoor involved when it comes to getting kinky. But closing your butthole for business really means that you're missing out, especially since there are a ton of nerve endings back there that are way pleasurable when stimulated. If you want to feel extra manly about it, let your partner insert a butt plug with a tail. Then bang her like the wild horse you are.

Megumin is monitoring this thread, act nice!

megumin is lewd

look at cunny
touch cunny
rub cunny
spread cunny
finger cunny
smell cunny
lick cunny
tonguefuck cunny
insert penis into cunny
inseminate cunny

in that order

Remember that fission > combustion.

Explosion is not fire magic, maybe it is nuclear in nature.

Isn't explosion magic fusion?

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Why is she smiling?

She's happy

She's finally getting the sexual attention she deserves as an attractive and mature woman.

she's reading her own doujins

>Doesn't live in a fantasy world.

Right.

Pic related.
I know, I'm a monster.

...

Stop.

Sweet love.

Rape

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Suxk her toes

Sleep with her every night, only I mating press her before we go to sleep.