What's with all the irony in the alt-right movement?

The common alt-right complaints:

-whites are not reproducing enough
-average white dude plays too many videogames and is not starting a traditional family
-whites spend too much time with the internet/electronics which prevents formation of families

and yet the reality is full of irony

white nationalists/alt-right men lose their virginity a lot later than the average white guy

white nationalists/alt-right spend much more time on the internet than average white guy

white nationalists are much less likely to have children with a traditional wife that spends time in wheat fields

what's going on Sup Forums?

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Amerimutts are fucking retarded

Why does your country export so many whores?

They're being forced you fucking retard

no

And why is your country such a shithole

Yes

it's not. it's one of the most prosperous countries in the world

romania is a shithole. that's why so many of your women are whores, strippers, and pornstars. that a because they're sluts

Ahahahahahaha America not a shithole
You'll be a 4th world country in 2 years
And also your country has more whores than

So this is some sort of insult? Rather losing it at 17 they lose it at 24 when they get married?

Irony and sarcasm are our strongest weapons. Our very existence is forged from irony.

Per capital? No way.

no, most lose it after the age of 26.

back in my degenerate days of watching porn, so many of the whores I watched were Romanian. They were everywhere.

I especially remember Sandra Romain and Regina Ice. Wow those two Romanian whores could fuck like champs

Alt right is the consolidation of the BETA UPRISING.

Just wait

the alt right = the angry virgin club

Fucking gypsy scum. You're literally the nigger of Eastern Europe. Slavs are more civilized than you. Let that sink in..

muh traditional family
muh tradwife in wheat fields

>vice
>totally no bias.

> t. triggered white nationalist virgin

>asking for evidence.
>"LOL YOU ARE TRIGGERED XDDDDDDDDD."
the state of share blue.

waiting till marriage

I'm sorry my little-dicked alt-right friend, but Vice is a lot more credible than Sup Forums or any white nationalist site

>> losing your virginity in junior high is a good thing

Fuck off

>still no proof
>does not under stand the difference of a discussion image board and a digital media and broadcasting company
>uses tasteless insults to argue.

Seriously, why are you doing this? This isn't even fresh or creative bait. People have been posting this exact same article for 6 months like it's new. Do you just get off on being a baitposter and getting in fake arguments, or is somebody paying you?

>author

you don't understand journalistic standards of credible sources.

a Vice article is proof.

virgin

>vice
fucking cancer.
there are some good stuff, like "Inside North Korea" but 99,9% of their stuff is at best garbage at worst controversial shit to feel the waters, like picrelated

>gypo and mutt arguing

You're both subhuman

There's more to life than sex. Alt right males are to busy getting doctorates and PhD' s..

>Losing your virginity at 20 is worse than losing it at 13 to your uncle
The left really always makes me think.

hahahahahahaha

good joke. most alt-rights live in their mother's basements and if they have a job it's some thing along the lines of truck driving

>vice
>reliable source of information
pick one

the same guys who say pedophilia is OK are a good media outlet? makes sense to me, 10 year old rape victim.

>Alt right males are to busy getting doctorates and PhD' s..

Too busy to have sex yet have enough time to march around with tiki torches and spew racist bile on reddit and Sup Forums for hours a day. Something doesn't add up bucko.

The lefist are 7 years ahead because most of them are raped at the age of 7-10

can you read? the article clearly states the majority of alt-right lose their virgin after the age of 26

Not surprising given over half of white men voted for Trump and all women prefer white men

>Sup Forums still falls for random fake news screencaps

this board is literally retarded or possibly 100% bots.

>Too busy to have sex yet have enough time to march around with tiki torches and spew racist bile on reddit and Sup Forums for hours a day. Something doesn't add up bucko.

this

lies. I've banged around 80 women. Lost virginity at 15. Currently 31yo. However I was a liberal leftist faggot at the time so maybe they're right.

obviously they're trying to shame people into "correct" political views, they're fucking retarded if they think shaming works for anyone but themselves.

>virgin
>neckbeard
>nazi
>racist

page 1 roastie insult playbook

I wouldn't want pajeets, pakis and Muslims in England because of both too different culture and racism. Why is it bad? Can't England function normally without those shit skins an religious fanatics?

> Be fascist.
> Lose virginity at fifteen.
> Realise the false god of sexual attraction is holding me back as a person.
> Stop chasing pussy and start reading, lifting.
> Now, the pussy comes to me, but I do not indulge it.
> Now I am become swole, the destroyer of thots.

Seriously, stop worrying about sex and attain peak physique. A man should be all that he can be.

OP is a jewish female - thinks virginity is something to be ashamed of.
>do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot is one body with her? For "the two", He says, "shall become on flesh"
Fornication and sexual immorality is cancer to the mind and death to the soul.
Sex is for the purpose of creating a family with one person whom you will be with for life.

AFAIK Romanian culture is still extremely traditional, and if there's a lot of prostitution and human trafficking, it's almost certainly the result of economic factors.

Look guys this article says stuff! could it possibly be false or altered? nope it says vice at the top!

>hahahaha
>what wrong with you acist bigots?!?!?!
>you didnt got raped in the ass by your own father and sucked off by your own mother at the age of 8?

wow, liberals are so smart and progressive

> Be fascist.
Enjoy your Sadiq Khan and ganag rape instead of Benjamin Disraeli and empire. Hitler favoured Muslims.

Show me the expiremental design and results used to test and prove the hypothesis. Wait nigger liberals love (((science))) but hate statistics....

youtube.com/watch?v=ujjyz0ZSa_0

Sex without passion, for the sake of baser, carnal pleasure and nothing more, is a hollow thing. It is spiritually deadening. Instinct must be fought against. Strength must come from your will, not your whims.

no excuse for being a whore.

romania has so many pornstars and strippers in proportion to their population.

also, romania is a member of the European union.

they can live and work in any prosperous country in western Europe. you can be a waiter on Germany and still make a decent living

let's be honest, alt-right ppl don't end up getting married.

most of them are single virgins with shitty jobs

Why and how is that literally anyone’s business? Were supposed to be tolerant of men fucking each other and are supposed to not only accept people who cut their dicks off and have them altered into neovaginas but we also have to pretend they’re attractive, but we’re not allowed to accept that some people wait to have sex?

Why is literally every form of debauchery accepted and paraded as progress but not fucking somehow makes you the freak? You have people seriously trying to argue for pedophilia, but the line is drawn at people who don’t fuck. Got it, makes perfect fucking sense.

>only 2 more years until I rid myself of this shameful symbol of social defectiveness
I knew good things happen to those who wait!

>-whites are not reproducing enough
>-average white dude plays too many videogames and is not starting a traditional family
>-whites spend too much time with the internet/electronics which prevents formation of families
Artificial wombs aren't that far away m8

youtube.com/watch?v=cuWUqncZgv4

"Alt right" is code for "young demographic shift we can't explain"

Listening to anything vice has to say.

fuckin hell mate, if ur so obsessed with not being a virgin, why haven't you lost yours yet?

You're actually a big dum dum.
We do not need population growth.
The earth is overpopulated as it is and Western societies are in the process of shrinking to a level that is sustainable for the long term. We do not need population growth. In fact population growth is dangerous and unsustainable.
If we employ drastic measurements, the world can maybe hold 2-3 billion people in the long term.
The only reason the alt-right exists is because minorities everywhere rejoice in the fact that whites are becoming a minority and see their time coming for payback and whatnot.
The alt-right will disappear as soon as the globalist elite/ media will stop propagating forceful mixture of cultures and denying natural differences between ethnic groups.
You might not realize it but the left is so incredibly far off in their thinking that they actually rebel against nature. They challenge god. And this battle you cannot win.

Our job is to counter the marxist movement, which is perpetuating hatred and divide along racial lines. One day, or so I hope, every marxist leftist will look at their past and shake their heads in disbelief of how incredibly stupid they are.

> He thinks i'm a national socialist.
> He thinks I fap to Hitler.
No, you jump to conclusions to suit your own views. Fascism is more than one dictator. It is strength over weakness and the rightful rule of the mighty.

dailywire.com/news/13248/study-9-10-antifa-protesters-still-living-moms-aaron-bandler

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4200272/92-Berlin-left-wing-activists-live-parents.html

metro.co.uk/2017/02/08/most-left-wing-protesters-are-unemployed-men-who-live-with-their-parents-6434458/

all i got out of that is that you're an angry virgin

I was obsessed too when I was a student. Now I would prefer vodka over sex.

>most of them are single virgins with shitty jobs
You're thinking of ANTIFA - or maybe it's a US problem.
Then again, conservatives in the US are more likely to be married, more likely to have kids, more likely to report satisfaction with their lives, more likely to work in a productive field (agriculture, construction).

No, I guess maybe it's just that you've taken too many black pills. Here, have some white ones.
>pic related is a female-driven movement in Western countries that actually exists

sweetie, im a pansexual and i lost my virginity when i was 14.

if you ever met me in real life, you'd be begging me to allow you to suck my cock

Is the JQ (jewish question) finally becoming mainstream?? Do you think the Zionist banking elite is realizing the more Muslims they flood into Europe, the more antisemitism will increase?? People are talking about things 24/7, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Being in my late 20's, I've been awakened since about the age of 16 about Europes eternal (((foe))).
With these shootings in America, and the complete LACK of coverage on women being brutally raped in Europe.. i think people are becoming more and more distrusting of the Jew media. Some girls that i know even talk about it openly. Are we winning?? Do you think there are ANY whites in government fighting back?? You would think some of these whites that "sellout" would be at least racially aware of whats going on, and want the best for whites? What gives... "Kissinger describes atmosphere within the Trump White House as a war between Jews and non-Jews" thejc.com/news/world/kissinger-describes-atmosphere-within-the-trump-white-house-as-a-war-between-jews-and-non-jews-1.451579

I HOPE this is true. What do you anons think.

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that might be true but at least they're not virgins

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From what I have seen when I go out to protests i'm sure antifa fags lost their ass virginity at the age of 12.

its almost like women are easily manipulated children who'll spread their legs for anyone with conviction. Good or Ill.

We dont really need more people, we just need to decrease the number of nonwhites, especially in our countries

im not sure what the vice dipshits are saying here
in a world of degeneracy conservatives have a much high set of standards then the average leftist mutt who will sleep with the first hoe, tranny, manlet, or animal they have access to
oh the shame lol

I lost my virginity at 20
I can't imagine losing it at 13 would have been better for me

17 here

why is it that when left-shills are asked for proof, they will kick and fight and result to name calling instead of linking or providing proof.

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when the charlottesville angry virgins were marching with tiki torches, the flame was representative of their fiery anger towards women for not allowing them to have sex with them

also notice they were pretty much all men marching. the common theme was frustration over being virgins

>conservatives behave conservatively
Holy shit. Big if true.

>I'm a pansexual
Oh, you're a mentally ill retard.
>lost my virginity at 14
Oh, you're a mentally ill retarded whore.
No wonder no one is taking your advice.

this

Remind me how not being a whore is a bad thing.

>Vice

Your opinion lacks of heterosexuality and truthfulness.

not being a virgin doesn't mean you're a whore you dumb angry virgin

They can't. So they try and use shaming language to make you feel bad for doing what is good.
But professing to be wise they become fools. Therefore God has given them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves.
>Men, your penis is for your wife, and your wife alone
>Women, your vagina is for your husband, and your husband alone

yes, i enjoy life and make love with ppl while you post hateful things online.

yet im the mentally ill person?

also let's not forget the recent the florida shooter was a racist white supremacist virgin

A bit sooner would have been better. Lets see how much longer it will take.

Yes it does

>People who actually wait for the right girl to do anything
>Don;t waste their time in clubs drinking alcohol and fking whatever ass comes first
I don't see the problem here anons, move along.

how can a man be a whore?

nice digits

>I'm a whore and I'm not ashamed of it
Yes, this makes you mentally ill.

>soyboy central
>throwing rocks at other males

It's also funny to see how desperate Vice has gotten. They've gone from calling anyone who agrees with Trump a racist, to nazis, to "LITERALLY Hitler!," to virgins.

>yfw the political left is deranged and desperate
>bonus yfw the mueller investigation just checkmated itself on friday admitting there was no collusion

There are plenty of excuses for being whore; it's just not something to aspire to or romanticize.

Also, it's reasonable to speculate that since them bitches so thicc, it's a result of globalization (economic factors again) pushing Romania to specialize in tiddies.

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>liberal thots lose their virginity at 9 years old
>lol, alt rightrs are losers!!!