Kike here, ask me anythinng

Kike race, not jew religion
Inb4:
">Jew
>Ancap"
I'd like to say those arent related but... they are.

Shalom!

How was your shabbat?

What's your minhag?

Are you Ashkenazi, Sephardic, Mizrachi, Ethiopian, etc.?

Ashkenazi from germany (living in brazil), up until a couple of generations ago we practiced shabbat (not sure about minhag) but that stopped being the case since daddy adolf rose to power

This benevolent merchant is my favorite

You got a tight circumcision or some loose skin?

Do you kikes really refer to us as goyim?

KYS faggot

Loose skin, dick looks like anthole

Im a quarter jew and I consider converting but I don't think jews want me to do it, so I don't.

How do you feel about half-jews?

Dont interact with family enough to know, but i do see grandpa talking shit about white people/right-wingers so probably

why are so many non-Jews larping as real Jews on here? im not asking you, because i know you're not a real Jew, im asking the thread

I am half-jew myself, cant really say what i feel but i know most of my family kind of looks at me like im an oddity, different of some sort, not like them, and that includes my aunt's family that adopted a black baby, yet they still look at me like the alien and treat the nigger right, no matter how many grades he fails
Grandpa is pretty chill though.

Get out of my lawn your filth ((nose))

I wish i wasnt, this fucking nose doesnt win me any beauty paugents, im not the type to be trollin' rollin' trollin'
Although being well off doesnt hurt

I feel for you. There is so much anti-white hatred in my family, and they called me a "white nigger," and a "goy" before. It drove me to be a nazi and to browse sites like these... until I developed schizophrenia, which runs in my jewish side of the family.

Now I just want to live a peaceful life and to avoid the race war I was born in.

Wish i could, dont share the love of niggers most jews do, getting back to germany now that its all...
I N C L U S I V E, might not be a bad move

i specifically said i wasnt talking to you faggot not stop larping and be genuine like the rest of God's children you fucking faggot

Please elaborate on what the old kike says about white people.

yeah go back to your ((germany)), i bet that with theirs new diversity/open border shit you wont even notice the difference between here and there

Besides "hitler is bad mkay" he does tend to misstrust white people, especially rich ones a lot
Not really what he says, more like how he interacts, he often doesnt take them seriously, talks down at them a lot, acts very agressive which is especially weird since he is very meek and passive with anyone else.
Could even mistake him for a beta if he didnt had the whole "40's" vybe to him.

Atleast the german niggers still have some fear of the police and of hitler coming back to life, also not many trannies there which is a plus

Goodnight fellow half-jew. We are special even if they say we aren't.

Goodnight mate, im not special but i am rich, and that is even better

how many times does visiting pol make you say "oy vey" a day on average?

eat a ballsack shill

I see.

Ashkenazi (German/Scandinavian) Jewess living in Canada. My shabbat was all right. I slept for a while.

wow if you like anime you should be my friend then.

Wish i had a shabbat, i am a lazy fuck and any excuse to sleep is good for me, although seriously it probably gets old for a while
Still, its nice to just think and get shit together without having to worry about anything, but every saturday seems a bit overkill.

Shalom Sup Forums Chabad Jewish Rabbi here.

You are all terribly misinformed and I am here to debunk some popular misconceptions.

To clarify

>we donate 90% of our salary/earnings to goyim charities
>we do not depend on government support (0% government funds)
>our schools, yeshivas, synagogues are all privately funded by members of Hasidic/Chabad communities
>we all work hard in manual labor and are productive members of society
>we do not employ illegals or immigrants
>we are 100% patriotic and serve in the US Army
>All our males served in Vietnam, WW2, Iraq, Afganistan to protect the lives of our fellow countrymen
>we do not commit crimes, money launder, peddle jewelery
>we do not traffick drugs/organs
>we do not traffick eastern european girls
>we do not diddle lil boys
>our females are required to work and are not welfare queens popping out inbred bastards
>we do not go on welfare
>there is no white genocide and we actually love goyim

Not modern anime, either traditional shounen like jojo or dbz, or experimental pretentious garbage like serial experiments lain and steins; gate

Fuck off dan schneider

Sage.

You're not welcome here kike.

>Ashkenazi from germany (living in brazil)
Why not move to Israel? Are jews incapable of sustaining themselves without relying on other peoples labor?

Thats actually funny, i hate that term but i still sometimes say it involutarely, although never in the correct context.
Just seems fun to say and rolls out of the mouth well i think.

I love JoJo and lain.................. sorry but I've made friends from Sup Forums before and they've been the worst friends I have ever made. I hope you the best however. Part 7 was the best JoJo.

If you say so rabbi

How does it feel to be part of god's chosen people? knowing that you'll always have an army of people willing to die for you because of the blood running through your veins?

>I am half-jew myself

Fuck off, goy.

you sound like Guma Aguiar he was one of our finest Brazilian patrons! are you by any chance a billionaire? Chabad is always looking for donors and you are more than welcome to mitzvah us just a little bit.

I'm 1/4th Jewish but my Jewish side is the correct side (maternal grandmother).

Intermarriage among Danish Jews is extremely common.

You're not welcome either, goy. this site is for Jews.

Back in the 39' hitler started taking over germany so we moved here, one year later and my grandpa was born, we estabilished ourselves as prestigious doctors and got a whole lotta money, grandpa married to descendant of noble italian family, he was rich, he had a wife and a family, no reason to go back then.

Show geo-location, faggot.

Shalom rabbi.

Is Drake on his way to becoming a true tzaddik given his recent giving away of tzedakah for his G-d's Plan music video?

Is your family connected to freemansonry? I see many jews connected to it from experience

The "correct" side has no scientific meaning, you understand right? 1/4th is still 1/4th.

>tfw I'm

Gyro is best jojo agreed
No probs and goodnight

you do not qualify as a Jew, but you can always come over to turn our lights on during Shabbos. I'll be waiting for you in the bedroom ;)

Dont know why i am falling for this obvious bait but here i go.

Every Jew at my shul considers me Jewish.

>looks at flag
checks out hahahaha

Nope, just imigrants from germany im afraid, although anything before that is unknown to my family members and since we always had a good ammount of wealth maybe you are not too far away from the truth

Something tells me you're not really a rabbi.

Post siddur, netilat yadayim, havdala candle, etc. with timestamp.

You got the wrong guy im afraid.

Do all your family members have huge noses?

The Talmud (pbuh) says that at least 36 Tzadikim Nistarim are lurking amongst at any given thread at any time. The Council of Grand Rebbes of Chabad is currently evaluating Derekh (דרך) as a Tzadik Ha-Dor for his divine shekinah that eminates from Him and graces the Bnei Yisrael.

Out of my grandpas, dad and aunts, 5 out of 6 have them, although my dad did had a nose surgery which cut his nose to about half lenght.

Okay this is a pretty funny parody.

your turn, post those juicy non-khazar shiksa milkers

Tznius, m8.

Jesus Christ. Nearly everyone I know have normal noses. I can’t imagine being surrounded by huge beaks all the tie.

When the hell did this turn into a cold war AU where america is trying to fuck russia whilst both speak dark elf language?

Why do Jews treat Americans like shit when literally all we try to do is help Israel...many Americans literally look at Israel as one of the US's greatest allies yet...they do shady shit that fucks the US over all the time...literally why?? The US never does shit to Israel besides trying to help yet we continue to get shit on..

That's fine then

If that's the only advantage you get out of being a Jew then you're a sad creature. Jewish women are the only negative in being a Jew.

You really stop noticing it for a while, only did cause you brought it up, my own nose is kinda big but still in the normal range, it is ugly though.

Why are so many Jews hellbent on destroying Western culture?

For the lulz. And because we can

I dont think you understand, its not the us that funds israel but israel that funds the us.
Most of the rich families and industries are under jewish name, israel itself was nothing other than a big popularity boost for the jews and rothschild especially.
US is in debt, rothschild is the debt collector, all israel is, is one seductive blowjob to rothschild to try and delay the inevitable, a racial war.

half-Ashkenazi here
You should honestly kill yourself. I'm not even trying to be edgy. You hate yourself so much that you use Sup Forums's terms and accept their conspiracy theories. You are literally a self-hating Jew, as cliche as that term is.

There's a tradition of Jewish capitalists. There are also traditions of Jewish communists, anarchists, socialists, liberals, conservatives, and greens.

And please don't tell me you're so fucking retarded that you picked up Christianity. That's disgusting. If you have any understanding of Jewish intellectual history, you should have probably become an atheist, pantheist, or Buddhist. If you're interested in your heritage, which you don't seem to be, and you don't want to get involved with retarded Abrahamic faiths, and you don't mind a little LARPing, you can always check out Slavic paganism and pre-Islamic Middle Eastern paganism.

You disgust me, btw.

>not fulfilling the 350th mitzvot and denying a Rav the glory of shiksa milkers
thats very unhalachic of you

All right, giving in. No milkers though.

>honest jew

Confusing desu

I'm happy too. Europeans will cease to exist as we know them in our lifetime.
French people are basically already dead. In 10 years most of eueope will be wasteland full of unemployed muslim niggers.
They do deserve it. And the hammer of justice will strike. They know they cant escape it. The niggers are already there, breeding.

Basically eueopeans are an endangered species, we should all realize this historic timeline when we can talk to all sorts of europeans here before they get replaced by the nu-europeans.

It will happen in our lifetime. Be honored for witnessing such power firsthand throught the internet and memes that pave the road to their demise are like a prophecy.

They will scream and screech and threaten us until there is no one left but Muhammed. Sheep to the slaughter.

Gets me hard.

jew war now

It's not time for mincha now. Even in leafland

Fuck, forgot to set my flag on my phone.

They're unimpressive.

Post kippah, tzitzit, talis, etc. with timestamp.

Jews see westerners as pontetial adversaries and many times genetically superior, why do you think that nowadays money is the most important factor to acquiring a mate instead of survival skills/atractiveness?
Jews had to change the laws of the game to survive, they are some sneaky motherfuckers, i kinda respect that in them.
I use "them", because while i am a kike, i dont have evidence of my family participating in it, we usually play by the rules most of the time.

I know. I opened to a random page.

If you want to be pen pals at least, you can email me at [email protected]

I guess I would just like to talk to more jews who are friendly with me. I've made jewish friends who were hostile to me, or anti-white. Idk anything about you, but it's nice to talk, even if its anonymously.

Take it easy.

>I dont think you understand, its not the us that funds israel but israel that funds the us.

If it wasn't for the US/UK Israel would not exist. While i understand where you're getting at, i think you're thinking a little too highly of Jews in the US, yes, they do in fact hold some pretty great companies and yes they do have a stake in a lot of shit that goes on here but at the same time...Christians do as well and a lot of the Jews who live in the US hate Israel to begin with so..your answer if half right, but, it still doesn't explain why Israelis do the stupid shit they do that undermines the US (country that goes far beyond what we should to protect them and ensure retarded ass Muslims don't overrun them).

I don't remember any American or British troops ever fighting our wars. America uses us more than we use them.

the kippah, tzitzit, and boxers are in the dryer. only thing i have is right now is the BBBulbul.

Do you wear a funny hat?

You dont really seem to have read anything i wrote
I am a kike in blood, and only that, although my relatives may disagree
I said and will say that i do like the influence and money but those just arent things i really care about, maybe BECAUSE i have them
I am a atheist, so if that was a bait to get me to tell you my religion, it worked, now fuck off.
Im not proud of my ancestors changing the rules of the game, i respect them but am not proud of them, not proud of rothschild fucking my and many other countries, not proud that most of my "people" victimize themselves to appear innocent, respect their tactics, but i am not proud.

Post siddur with timestamp like I did.

Shalom fellow Yid. How was your shabbat?

Wow, you've gone hook, line, and sinker for all the bullshit on this site.
Yep, kill yourself. You pathetic, self-hating faggot.

Shalom, chaver.

Mixed here. Now Catholic like a good marrano. I've learnt not to get triggered by the comments here although it is still a struggle, especially when our coethnics keep fucking us over. (Like they ever gave half a shit about my mixed ass, hah.)

Do you think the Holocaust happened?

It is written in our ancient scriptures that the Jews are superior and were chosen to be the Gods over the nations, the leader of all nations. Despite being small in number, our scripture contends, the Jews will rule over everything, including all the goyim. But we will meet much adversity in this journey, especially from the tribe of Edom (which is ambiguously referring to European people) and another more mysterious tribe called Amalek. We are commanded to exterminate every last one of the Amalekites and Edomites. This is in the Bible, not even the Talmud or Zohar.

Kabbalistic works go into more detail. Jesus was considered the son of God, and God himself. But Kabbalsitic works, even those who predate Jesus, say that all Jews are not only the children of God, but are God themselves. Jesus may have been better at harnessing this fact, but every Jew is God and this divinity is the source of their power over the goyim. Being one with the Creator, Jews can will reality into existence. Even without training. But training increases this connection to the Ein Sof within. Everything you see going on is willed by us. This is how it is written in the Zohar and Talmud.


It's because Jews are divine. This is the orthodoxy of Kabbalah. Jews are not harnessing magic external from they, we are harnessing their own potential as being God.
It comes from the idea that Jews are divinity, we can counter God because we are God.

>say that all Jews are not only the children of God, but are God themselves.
No one is G-d but G-d. Tzaddikim do not become "gods".

You did nothing wrong lmao

Nope, and thank YHWH, those things were outdated since 120 B.C

Good. spent it on campus in uni with some friends . We went to the synagogue together, had the shabbat meal and discussed life. Now I'm on Sup Forums

How does it work in leafland? I heard loads of lefty Israeli kikes go there because they think Israel is fascist

Also, for anyone wondering: this is pasta.

I live in Montréal in a Jewish burg. Everyone here is quite friendly.

I'm pretty lefty (hence the flag) but I find modern anti-Zionism to be based on a false epistemology so I don't give BDSers, etc. much credit.

>Christians do as well and a lot of the Jews who live in the US hate Israel to begin with
True about christians, but they arent nearly as organized, as for US jews, cant answer cause im not american, but i dont think its "a lot" of them.

you have not connected with the Ein Sof within to achieve this because shiksa

Can you cite the portion of the Zohar which claims Jews are "gods"?