Be chilling at home

>be chilling at home
>hear a knock on your door
>it's your local Fighter Jet Police Officer here to confiscate all your guns

what do?

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don't open the door

Am I cute, Sup Forums?

Just fuck my asshole with it's beak

Tell him he'll have to speak with my attorney because I'm already under indictment for shitposting.

Just buy your own jet like a real prepper.

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Remind him its your constitutional right to won a stinger missile.

D E V I L I S H

Haha... I see what you did there... get’em rainman!

Nice rare merchant. regarding that pic... wat defuk dat?

run

115 hours since overhaul, too bad it probably burns 2000 gallons during a normal flight at about $5/gal for Jet-A. I'd be willing to bet it's under $500,000 for the price though.

throw snek and run

How can I ever sleep naked if these guys are always threatening to break my door down?

Surely your nudity is your own best home defense.

FOD the engine with a few bolts.

are they skining it while pulling it out? what is this

Don't you capitalist pigs do a FOD walk?

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I no longer own those guns sir, I lost them in a tragic ejection seat accident.

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Tranny benis without a noggin yet.

Turn on the microwave that I cut the sheilding screen out of; causing all electronics on the plane to fry like a cd merely by pointing my homebuilt microwave cannon at the jet through the door.

>he's never had fresh skinned toiletsnake

you need to come down to the states amigo