Nigger dies after jerking off 62 TIMES in one day

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>he dared to dream

I dont get it. how does jerking off kill you?

also >pornhub gives free premium account on valentines day

the blood (and jizz) is on their hands.

But who was counting?

also how would they know how many times he jerked off?

I just got FAKE NEWSED

The most I did when I was younger was five times in one day, sixty-fucking-two. Impressive, even for a nigger.

>I dont get it. how does jerking off kill you?
Maybe dehydration?
One tends to sweat a bit when beating it.

dehydration and heart attacks.

jenkem makes you horny

This

Dehydration.

/b-tier shitting up the board again

Brazilian boy died after 41 jackings.
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lmao, is this fucking real? And how do you jerk it 62 times in 1 day? How fucking horny do you have to be? On my worst day I can only manage 3 times.

damn... F

well at least we know the limit

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Hit the 30's now and then back when I was like 14. Other than being tired and sweaty and chaffed, didn't notice any concerning side effects.

so sad

so you could kill yourself that way? hmmm...

Video or you are full of shit.

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those are concerning side effects.

24 hours in a day
you just have to jerk it like 3 times an hour for about 20 hours and have 4 hours of downtime to hydrate and get some nutrition in you
I'm past my prime though like hte olympics i could've tried this had i been about 8 years younger

> unusual
y-yea, that's so weird

my record is 7, had to stop due to pain
How in the hell can you do it 62 times?
When does sperm stop shooting out and the orgasm becomes dry?
Lastly WHY!?!?!?

Honorary Aryan.

they counted the amount of napkins. or this guy was keeping count with a tally system.

>have jacked off over 30x in a day
Dodged a bullet there bros

/r9k/ method of suicide.

This is bullshit on so many levels. First, you physically cannot ejaculate 62 times in one day, so I'll just stop there.

Oh no its this faggot again. You were litwrally responding to every person on that rate my cock thread earlier today. Youre nasty

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take notes anyone thinking about an-heroing.
Make sure to stream it.

First clear fluid comes out and then nothing.

your mum

For science

The most I did was 32. I was shooting dust after 25 and I started tasting metal in my mouth and felt paranoid, like I was going to die

And you are YUMMY!!

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that is because you where about to die.

>62 times
It only counts when you shoot sperm 62 times.

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Not True, The reaction of an orgasm physiologically takes water from your brain to supplement the production.

the most i did was 8 in a row and it just got painful after that, why would you continue afterwards?

It's because of stimulation of the nervous system and abnormal amounts of hormones and neurotransmitters for a sustained amount of time. People in China have masturbation-induced hearth attacks often.

His balls was tied to his neck as he came repeatedly. Not sure what killed him first, strangulation to neck or balls.

yeah, don't you get diminishing returns on your sperm if you keep jerk off consecutively like this nog?

My record is 13 or 14 times when I first learned how to do it. I can tell you... holy fucking shit by the 14th time my prostate was sore, my dick was sore, I couldn't even get it up, it was ridiculous.

>be me
>get depressed on valentines days
>pass the hole day thinking on girls that i had/could had
>go alone to spot far on the beach were i use to go when i was in highschool to surf, date, drink, camp...
>got stoned and drunk and get into a wild ride of autogynephilia masturbation.
>get dry of sperm and feeling pain on my body
>drink more, smoke more... became euphoric.
>Hit a tree with my fist
>fall
>cry

I saw my limits and I'm glad I did what I did

yeah because the brain is drawing water to the other parts of your body.

You will can shoot water i guess, before your body can produce sperm and then when water is dry you can shoot blood and then you die after you run out of blood in dick.

>3 times.
fucking casual

you die before shooting blood of brain failure , thats an urban legend.

if anything you've got to admire his stamina

If I ever intend to have extended jerk off sessions I usually have a glass of water.

AUSTRALIA

underrated
kek

It goes in this order:
pre-cum -> cum -> pre-water -> water -> pre-blood -> blood -> pre-death ->death

You have me beat, my record is 11 in one day. It was painful after 6, everything hurt. I only throttled my goose 3 times the next day.

>Guys! Take note, the limit is 61!

kek

They probably checked his Self-Abuse Log.

>but the decision came too late

On the 62nd toss this nigga must have been like "It is time to go Deusch, hhnnngggg!"

They were watching the entire time. For science.

Pablo gonna kill that guy

Kiwi on holiday here, and?

if your cumming water you are giving yourself massive brain damage and organ failure.
Thats when you die.
just because your eyes keep working for a little while and your arm keeps jacking it does not mean you are technically alive.
At that point you have had a heart attack and your motor functions start shutting down.
I challenge you to legitimately cum blood without another condition that will cause you to.
Its a meme.

steely dan named their band after a stainless dildo. i don't think you're supposed to put it in your mouth.
why did you do that?

youtube.com/watch?v=tllhmK9g4G4

Maybe it's due to vitamin b12 and other minerals deficiency

I've a gf ya cunt. 3 times is max before she gets home and my "trying my clothes," excuse works.

>this man knows his dicks
Are you married yet Julian?

I got up to 27 one time
you can orgasm, but after no.10-15 you're shooting blanks.

I always see this shit about tossing, Kan having sex 62 times in one day also kill you? Why is that never in the news?

>also how would they know how many times he jerked off?
Dude what, I'm sure they just checked his jerkoff journal.

I know just as much about vagene.

>if your cumming water you are giving yourself massive brain damage and organ failure.
Exactly the same as when you eat too much salty chips.
>At that point you have had a heart attack and your motor functions start shutting down.
This is why fit people recover in small pauses before getting heart attack, fatties can't.
>I challenge you to legitimately cum blood without another condition that will cause you to.
There will be no problem me cumming blood, i am fit, i can do it, why that nigga died is because he didn't had blood transfusion. 62 times a lot of blood loss.
>Its a meme.
It's an grand royale competition.

by the way the article outlines the case he wasn't alone someone was watching and counting.

kid icarus

Guys I get hard and precum oozing spermy when I have a shit, sometimes I even cum.
If I had 62 shits/orgasms at once would I die or does the taking a dump save me?

Imagine that puddle of Nigger Jizz...

He probably slipped in it and smacked his Nigger head on a rock.
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youtube.com/watch?v=V2zSDstAJeA

By calculating the volume of semen at the scene and analyzing its properties.

It’s like you don’t even watch csi

lmao, whitey cracka would die after a mere 6th time.

Bros, I actually have to admit something. In September of 2012 I jerked off 23 times in one day. During the 24th time my mom caught me. My dick was red like a pepper and I didnt even have the energy to pull up the sheets. One hospital trip and over 50 hours of therapy later, I started /nofap/ in 2014.

I tried my bros, I really did. Anytime I’d get the urge, I would go run a mile. I got in phenomenal shape. I switched from Sup Forums to Sup Forums and would only exclusively visit sfw boards.

I became obsessed with politics. I’d start sweating uncontrollably if anyone posted Tomi Lahren. It was bad, but I was getting through life a lot better. Then: Donald Trump one the nom. I jumped on the MAGA train hard. Suddenly, there was a leak, Trump grabbed a pussy. God dammit, I actually rubbed my shaft for the first time in years, but a weird thing happened. It was like the wires in my brain crossed. Suddenly, every time I felt MAGA, I felt hard. I came in my pants when Trump told Hilldog shed be in jail, not joking. Then... election day. I saw the polls. I was softer than a newborn caterpillar. When Trump started winning states and the chances of his impending win rose, so did I. The erection became excrutiating.

I lost bros. In November of 2016, late at night, I jerked off for the first time in years. I broke the dam. On November 9, I jerked it all day. I dont know how many times. The libshit tears, the patriotic feels, Trump’s shiteating grin, and the rumor of Hillary’s freakout. Load after load until I ran dry, but I kept jerking. I couldn’t stop. Now, I can’t get hard unless Trump makes an epic tweet. Some of my best boners are Hannity and Tucker. Goddamit bros.

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Fuck off capsicum cock

>There will be no problem me cumming blood, i am fit, i can do it
livestream it

Ignore the Aus fag. Say that once more time in American so the rest of the world can understand what the fuck you just said.

at least he died doing what he loved

I got an extreme fucking headache after about 5 times in a day. That last cum was brutal I was scared and thought I was gonna die. I did some research and learned that happens every time for some guys. I feel bad for them.

Since that happened I never believe people when they say the came more than 10 times in a day but idk everybodies body is different.

something tells me you're going to actually attempt this. user would bid you heed caution. user doubts there's much to gain in satisfying this eccentric curiosity.

>There will be no problem me cumming blood, i am fit, i can do it,

a line that belongs in Sup Forums's pantheon of Sup Forums-tier shit you'll only find on Sup Forums.

slovinfag. user is glad he got to witness that.

>jerking off more than once per day

not gonna make it

What the fuck how? I get sore cock after 3 times.

>GLORIOUS WAKANDA

Bro... I just re-read what I said... I don'[t even remember wtf I tried to say. I am drunk as fuck.

For science i might.

>self-termination built in
male privelege desu